Pimp 'em up...

[gethenian.livejournal.com]

Y HELO THAR. 'Tis I, your local neighborhood pimp.

Have some threadz:

First, we have Darren Nichols, Puck, Satan, and eventually Kit Marlowe. Nothing good can come of this, and nothing does. Darren Nichols is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. Tequila shots help. (Words of wisdom, boys and girls: "Never enter into relationships you can't explain in three words or less.") There's a lovely side-order of Mary Anne and Kit, and eventually an OOM with Kit and Darren but it hasn't been finished/posted yet so your helpful pimp Ven advises to be on the lookout for it soon.

There's your DRAMA.

Now for some COMEDY:

MARY SUE IS IN DA HOOOOOOUSE. I could not do this brilliance justice by summarizing all the various hilarious instances of havoc herein. Just... read it. The pimp suggests idly that perhaps the Sue might be defeated by Brain Bleach?

Aaaaand pressing the rewind button because there hasn't been one of these in a few days, Skinner and Le Chiffre snark at each other with narrative netspeak!

:D!

Your turn, whores.

Comments

[panser-bjorn.livejournal.com]

Serena Sparklypoo.

Agh. The evil that almost made me suffocate with laughter!

[sanguimmuno.livejournal.com]

Salazar will not be pleasant after he finds out what I've done to him.

[slasherofprices.livejournal.com]

With friends like Skinner and Le Chiffre, who needs enemies? Besides the protagonists of their respective canons, that is.

[weeper-of-blood.livejournal.com]

!!

Thay r so bff!!!1

Also, appreciate the pimp. :D