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ways_back_room2004-08-28 01:04 am
minkhollow) wrote in ways_back_room2004-08-28 01:04 am
Something Positively Insane: part one of God knows how many
Started in on this... just over an hour ago, I think. This is as far as I have time to get tonight (there is RenFest-ing tomorrow, so I need sleep). I alternately feel like I got nowhere with this and feel bloody well accomplished - this is a page and a half in my word processor, with all the links written out, of course.
Aubrey? PeeJee? You're on your own next time, girls. XD
Something Positively Insane
Aubrey and PeeJee, already fairly sloshed, stumble into the bar mid-search-for-cat. It takes them a couple comments to realize they're not in Boston anymore - which they promptly forget. PeeJee decides more beer will fix everything.
Snow, realizing they're new to the bar, heads over. She tries to help with the cat search, introduces Aubrey to fried paradoxes, mentions that the bar's been stolen, and says no, the girls aren't in Boston. Really. Aubrey proceeds to blame this on Choo-Choo.
Aubrey and PeeJee veer off into a conversation about getting beer from people, bar-stealage, bloody beer as a Goth-crowd attractor, making sense as an indicator of drunkenness levels, and cats ending the world (except not).
Tim recognizes the two girls and tries to make himself inconspicuous. This of course backfires beautifully; PeeJee comes over and more or less orders him to give her beer, which leads to funky magic tricks. He also talks to himself (one of MANY instances throughout the night), at least inside his head. PeeJee asks if he's seen the cat, and observes the Harry Potter resemblance. When Tim asks if Aubrey would like some beer, PeeJee says Aubrey would give him a lapdance to pay for it - before calling her over.
Tim starts panicking. Aubrey thinks perhaps Tim doesn't like her. There is some Monty Python quoteage, unless I'm sorely mistaken, and then Aubrey wants a refill. Tim obliges, and offers to make it a permanent refill, to which Aubrey says, "Do it now or die." So, after talking (thinking?) to himself a bit more, he does. Huzzah!
Aubrey? PeeJee? You're on your own next time, girls. XD
Something Positively Insane
Aubrey and PeeJee, already fairly sloshed, stumble into the bar mid-search-for-cat. It takes them a couple comments to realize they're not in Boston anymore - which they promptly forget. PeeJee decides more beer will fix everything.
Snow, realizing they're new to the bar, heads over. She tries to help with the cat search, introduces Aubrey to fried paradoxes, mentions that the bar's been stolen, and says no, the girls aren't in Boston. Really. Aubrey proceeds to blame this on Choo-Choo.
Aubrey and PeeJee veer off into a conversation about getting beer from people, bar-stealage, bloody beer as a Goth-crowd attractor, making sense as an indicator of drunkenness levels, and cats ending the world (except not).
Tim recognizes the two girls and tries to make himself inconspicuous. This of course backfires beautifully; PeeJee comes over and more or less orders him to give her beer, which leads to funky magic tricks. He also talks to himself (one of MANY instances throughout the night), at least inside his head. PeeJee asks if he's seen the cat, and observes the Harry Potter resemblance. When Tim asks if Aubrey would like some beer, PeeJee says Aubrey would give him a lapdance to pay for it - before calling her over.
Tim starts panicking. Aubrey thinks perhaps Tim doesn't like her. There is some Monty Python quoteage, unless I'm sorely mistaken, and then Aubrey wants a refill. Tim obliges, and offers to make it a permanent refill, to which Aubrey says, "Do it now or die." So, after talking (thinking?) to himself a bit more, he does. Huzzah!