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Pickles Bakes Brownies!!
Hello one and all, I just want to let you know that Pickles has baked a giant mess of brownies.
Pickles, known the world over for being immune to every drug imaginable (due to overuse), has made a 12-dozen pile of his own special recipe brownies. These brownies are filled to the gills with chocolate and pot.
Take one! But beware the consequences.
Your pup WILL be stoned. I don't care WHO they are or for how long, but if they eat one of these, they'll be stoned. Very... Very very stoned.
(This was conceived in crackchat, and all blame/responsibilty belongs to them. You may tag this at any time this week, since I doubt the brownies will go very fast. Free food is shady, yo.)
Under the cut is a personal experience involving only half a brownie which was made with less-than-primo marijuana, just to let y'all know how the effects of brownies work.
Pickles, known the world over for being immune to every drug imaginable (due to overuse), has made a 12-dozen pile of his own special recipe brownies. These brownies are filled to the gills with chocolate and pot.
Take one! But beware the consequences.
Your pup WILL be stoned. I don't care WHO they are or for how long, but if they eat one of these, they'll be stoned. Very... Very very stoned.
(This was conceived in crackchat, and all blame/responsibilty belongs to them. You may tag this at any time this week, since I doubt the brownies will go very fast. Free food is shady, yo.)
Under the cut is a personal experience involving only half a brownie which was made with less-than-primo marijuana, just to let y'all know how the effects of brownies work.
I am a recreational pothead. Which is to say, I only maybe partake once a month, if that. So I'm a lightweight, in Boulder standards. The apartment complex which I live in has more pot smokers than cigarette smokers, so the chance of me getting shady, THC-laced yummies is about as likely as getting body-swapping curry in the bar.
So my buddy gave my roommate a brownie. She knows her limits and only ate half. The other half, she gave to me, not saying it was anything but a brownie.
Goodie! Brownies! I love brownies! I ate it, I smiled, and I went about my business.
And then it digested. (About two hours later)
I was pretty much stoned to the point of where my brain just turned off and I was idly refreshing the same page every ten seconds, you know, just in case. O_o Of course, it wasn't because I knew I'd been refreshing every ten seconds, it's that my short term memory went poof and I'd forgotten that I had only ten seconds ago.
I was FASCINATED by a song. Like, utterly fascinated by the vocals and the guitar and the rhythm. I told everyone to download it. I even sent it to some people.
And then I realized something. Oh snap, I was stoned.
So I went to bed, because being that stoned should just not happen.
If your pup is anything like me, ie; a lightweight, I suggest they only take one. If you're particularly mean to your pups, taking two makes them officially metal in Pickles' book, and if they take more than that, well, you're just godly and probably should tag one of the Dethpups with that pup and brag about surviving three of Pickles' Pot Brownies.
So my buddy gave my roommate a brownie. She knows her limits and only ate half. The other half, she gave to me, not saying it was anything but a brownie.
Goodie! Brownies! I love brownies! I ate it, I smiled, and I went about my business.
And then it digested. (About two hours later)
I was pretty much stoned to the point of where my brain just turned off and I was idly refreshing the same page every ten seconds, you know, just in case. O_o Of course, it wasn't because I knew I'd been refreshing every ten seconds, it's that my short term memory went poof and I'd forgotten that I had only ten seconds ago.
I was FASCINATED by a song. Like, utterly fascinated by the vocals and the guitar and the rhythm. I told everyone to download it. I even sent it to some people.
And then I realized something. Oh snap, I was stoned.
So I went to bed, because being that stoned should just not happen.
If your pup is anything like me, ie; a lightweight, I suggest they only take one. If you're particularly mean to your pups, taking two makes them officially metal in Pickles' book, and if they take more than that, well, you're just godly and probably should tag one of the Dethpups with that pup and brag about surviving three of Pickles' Pot Brownies.
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