http://garbage-boy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] garbage-boy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] ways_back_room 2008-01-10 09:05 pm (UTC)

I have no youtube links, so... boo? I STILL LU YOUTUBE ~DUN LISTEN 2 DA H8ERS~

There are too many great lines in this canon, so being pup-specific here, probably the part that sums up his status as schadenfreude personified takes place when Linguini first shows up at Gusteau's and has an exchange with the head chef, Skinner (not that Skinner, but pretty evil nonetheless) and his other Random Employees, part of which goes something like this:

Skinner: "Yes. Linguini. So nice of you to visit. How is--?"
Linguini: "My mother."
Skinner: "Yes. Renata. How is she?"
Linguini: "She's good. Well, not g-- she's been better... I mean, uh..."
Horst: "She died."
Skinner: (apathetically) "Oh, I'm sorry."
Linguini: "Oh, don't be. She believed in heaven, so she's... covered... you know... afterlife-wise."

I try not to be like those freaky stage moms who beat people over the head with how great they think their kids are, but if you don't think that's at least a little bit 'awww'... well, then I just don't know what to say to you.

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