A word of explanation

[anxietycloset]

For those of you who don't know, my new pup, the Giant Purple Snorklewacker, hails from the '80s comic strip Bloom County, and has taken up sporadic residence in the bar's broom closet (which was totally there all along).

The Snorklewacker is the host of the Anxiety Closet. He himself is a generalized nightmare, but his job is to bring out his victims' specific Anxieties. These will usually manifest in a very silly form.

Obviously, to present your pup's Anxieties properly, I need to know what they are first. Thus, if you would like your pup to suffer an Anxiety attack, please contact me, via either AIM (ShinyHappyGoth), email (shinyhappygothATgmailDOTcom), or this post, and explain your pup's anxieties so that I may figure out how to transform them into Anxieties. Only one anxiety will usually be needed at a time, though fun may be had combining them.

He is currently EPed here. If you'd like to see a sample of what might happen, his first EP is here.

ADDENDUM: For your edification and amusement, I have put some highlights of the Anxiety Closet in the pup's picture gallery.

Comments

[newredshoes]

Can I just take this opportunity to throw myself at your feet for bringing in a Bloom County pup? I worship that comic. I learned to read on Billy and the Boingers. Which, along with The Far Side, may explain a few things.

[anxietycloset]

You most certainly can! Bloom County is great love and crack. More to the point, the Snorklewacker seemed like an opportunity for quite fantastic crack.

[assassinbourne.livejournal.com]

Dude, I read the EP for him and it was just plain awesome.

[anxietycloset]

Thank you! Tyler was a good starter since I already know some of his anxieties well; Osaka was good practice for having to consult with the mun since I'm not familiar with her canon at all.

[assassinbourne.livejournal.com]

I'm not even sure what in the heck my pup's anxieties even are. Well, except for Ben/X5-493's from Dark Angel. His is the nomalies mainly and the world that broke him. Jason here obviously deals with Treadstone. lol

But this, yeah, it's just way awesome. So you're very welcome!

[anxietycloset]

The whuhuh? See, this is why I need to consult with muns before producing anxieties. I don't know either canon in the least, I'm afraid, and I've no idea what you just said. :-)

[vivien]

HEE.

I saw the first appearance and squealed muchly. I grew up on Bloom County. We'll chat soon.

[anxietycloset]

The Anxiety Closet appreciates your patronage. ^_^

[minkhollow]

I thought I recognized that artwork!
(Now we need Opus! AND BILL.)

[batyatoon]

Actually, as I recall from the early days of the bar, the broom closet actually has been there all along.

I have a vague recollection of something having to do with Snow White ... anyone else remember?