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ways_back_room2004-07-13 10:15 pm
Summary of DOOM
...and then I'm going to crash for a bit, awaking to watch the House of Arch stuff....
Our part of the 438-comment SOUL OF THE BEAST is here:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/milliways_bar/65357.html?thread=1771085#t1771085
Kassandra bows to Crowley. Crowley paws Kassandra. Kassandra starts the journey towards freaking fizzy stressball. Crowley asserts an incestuous relationship between Kassandra and her oldest brother Hektor, who would have been King of Troy except for that unfortunate incident with Akhilleus.
Kassandra goes rigid and icy.
Guildenstern, the Fool, Lyra Silvertongue and others gang up on Crowley, only to be demonically thwarted.
Crowley tortures Kassandra.
Peter Pettigrew tells Crowley to feck off. Actually, he tells him to fuck off. He greeted Kassandra properly, the dear.
Hob appeals to Sirius to save Kassandra. Sirius keeps himself to himself. Hob is confused.
Crowley licks Kassandra's ear. It all sounds rather explicitly sexual. Kassandra struggles, because her mind lives somewhere her body does not, and tonight the two elements are dangerously close together and about to touch off violence.
Kassandra slaps Crowley, and Crowley likes it.
Crowley pushes Kassandra over the edge. She goes into a modern version of the bacchic blood-frenzy, sort of doing a very damaging Tam Lin on Crowley. She turns into a wolf, a flaming branch, and finally consuming flame, after appealing to Athene.
Crowley looks a little ruffled and singed.
Kassandra re-materialises on top of the bar, is ministered to by all the patrons who have a soul or a packet of soul substitute, and is carried to sanctuary by Sirius, who has really washboard abs -- she means, is the image of chaste chivalry. Not that she's thinking thoughts like this, because she's covered in ash and demon blood. And he did fix her clothes.
Aziraphael opens a can of whup-ass on Crowley. The end.
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*applause for this section*
Also? 'It all sounds rather explicitly sexual'? L.M.F.A.O.
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This line? So, so, so utterly perfect.
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*whimper* I would've helped if I hadn't fallen asleep early last night. Sorry.
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I love this line.
He greeted Kassandra properly, the dear.
Well, she did say that was the proper way to do it. And Peter has a streak of chivalry in him.
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And Saph would come kiss Beatrice, if I had more energy.
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