I concur. Something must be done. Question is, how canon punctured is your Tom, and has Lorne read any of the Potter books?

My guess is he has. Suspended in great, looming suspense. Because Lorne may be a great many things, but of all things, he is a pop-culture-vore. And, while harmless, the subtextual homoerotica is hilarious.

...I am stil boggling at 'Elvis'. Give me a minute, please.