Murder's Daily Entertainment?

[princeinexile]

If you could change one thing right here and now, what would you change?

And don't say, "Well, so and so would be removed!" or "So and So would be different." "We wouldn't allow so and so to play." "None of this in the game!"

We're talking -- like, other things. It doesn't even have to be this game. Or online. WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE RIGHT NOW IF YOU COULD?

Comments

[gotham-knocking.livejournal.com]

I'd bring back Bobby Valentine to manage the Mets.

[timjr.livejournal.com]

Pangea.

That is all.

[princeinexile]

Pangea is whut?

[sdelmonte]

So Pangea is your panacea?

[kali921.livejournal.com]

Wait! You and I can geek out about paleogeography now?!

F**K YEAH!

Western Kazakhstania collided with Baltica in the Late Carboniferous, closing the Ural Ocean between them, and the western Proto-Tethys in them (Uralian orogeny), causing the formation of the Ural Mountains, and the formation of the supercontinent of Laurasia. This was the last step of the formation of Pangaea.

That, to me, is like play that is fore.

[newredshoes]

DEAN WINCHESTER WOULD BE REAL.

AND I WOULD BE HIS MESSED-UP MARY SUE LOVE.

...possibly this is a horrible wish, given, you know, Dean being Dean. I don't particularly care. :-D

[princeinexile]

...you'd be dead, a misogynist's fantasy, or possibly a racist misogynists fantasy.

WHY DO YOU WANT THIS? Do you hate yourself this much? D: COME BACK FROM THE HATE, OKAY? D:

[spiderine.livejournal.com]

USA out of Iraq. No more racism or sexism in the elections (or at all, for that matter). Universal health care. Affordable housing.

Or, you know, I could just snap my fingers and turn into Jack Harkness. That would be cool too.

[kali921.livejournal.com]

Seconded on ALL of that. I endorse your comment!

[aberration]

I'd have pie.

Yes, I'm that selfish. And I haven't eaten yet and don't want to go out for food because it's raining. Boo.

[bcgphoenix]

This dull, incoherent mess of a vid would straighten itself out and make sense already, dammit. *shakes fist at Final Cut Express*

Also: job, money, blah, blah.

[princeinexile]

that icon of yours scares me. It's the, y' know, sense that the man in the back is giong to bite the man in the front and eat him.

Or, he's chargin' up his mouth lazers.

[prix-etoile.livejournal.com]

No more pain, have a job, not hate myself.


...wow I'm depressing.

[princeinexile]

don't be sad. :(

[misslucyjane]

I could go home early and enjoy this rainy day while cleaning the apartment for company.

Alas.

Right now?

[kali921.livejournal.com]

1. Godiva would have a World Peace Via Free Chocolate day where they give every single chocolate lover in the entire world a box of their 48 piece dark chocolate truffle assortment.

2. J'onn J'onzz would have the Brass Pass of No Character Death that gives him immunity from arbitrarily being killed off by DC for the next ten years.

3. Every worker in the world gets a basket of fluffy kittens to play with for one hour every day at the office/work site.

4. Giant squid take over Japan and establish the Democratic Republic of Architeuthidae!

5. The Silver Surfer is elected President of the World. No one notices that he is, in fact, naked.

6. Everyone gets a jetpack!

7. Hugh Jackman decides to become my masseuse.

Re: Right now?

[timjr.livejournal.com]

My name is Tim, and I approve this message.

Except the jetpack part. I'd hurt myself.

[not-toothfairy.livejournal.com]

Kaiju.

The world would be a much more interesting place if we really did have to deal with kaiju every so often.

... especially if one of them happened to step on JJ Abrams but that's just me being sore about Cloverfield.

[agoodshinkickin.livejournal.com]

- An environmentally friendly way of crossing the Atlantic in a few hours.
- Dissolution of the MPAA
- Actual enforcement of the Constitution of the United States.
- Immigration reform
- An end to corporations being given individual status
- To be able to write off all student loan payments, and not just interest paid
- For organizations to be named after what they actually do, and not what they say they do

[agoodshinkickin.livejournal.com]

OH! And a house with a turtle pond in the back.
....maybe cookies.

[agonistes]

Eligble for PTO pre-90 days post-hire, so I don't have to fake sick to spend time with my parents when they road trip out here.

Switch jobs to Wilco band historian and general archivist. Which would involve traveling to every show with the band. Every single one.

$79 one-way airfare to Anchorage from Denver, so I can swing the Anchorage show.

Being There on vinyl showing up on eBay at a non-exorbitant price.

Files transferring from Jubal Early the laptop to Fangsdottir the laptop without any effort on my end.

Magical appearance of Bisquick and Jimmy Dean when I get home, so there can be sausage biscuits in the morning.

[princeinexile]

Good luck on that first one. I can't even get my work to acknowledge that failing to show up for a shift that was supposed to be covered by another person means they have to punish BOTH of us, not just me.

Life is rarely fair, though.


(Sausage biscuits sound win.)

[leeshajoy.livejournal.com]

I would have gotten that graphic design job I interviewed for last week. :(

[bcgphoenix]

Agh. Replace "graphic design" with "library technician," and I am right there with you.

*shares Unemployment Cocoa and cookies*

[moriendi.livejournal.com]

* Low cost and easily available fuel alternatives, please.

* Having either one of the bakery jobs that I applied to.

* Beach front property.

[landlesslord]

* weekends would last 4 days.

* i could dye my hair pink still

* somehow move all my old uni friends closer to where i live.

* my dad would have better health dammit.

* i could find that pair of heels that i swear are in my room but don't seem to be any longer.

[wakeupnew]

I would have applied for internships back in January, instead of job-hunting now. Hurg.

Also, I would have the ability to make vegan cupcakes with a twitch of my nose, instead of having to go out, buy ingredients, and bake them.

[whisper2ascream.livejournal.com]

working car, fulltime job with benefits and be making enough to pay bills/necessary expenses and have my own place, with some leftover for whatever.

mention the whole fact I can't do freakin' computer programming a hell of lot sooner.

[batyatoon]

I would have the superpower of being able to go indefinitely without sleep with no ill effects.

...Possibly I've thought about this before. >.>

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

I'd be massively, stupidly wealthy.

Sounds selfish, but think about it: We could get that private, luxurious, one-timezone Milliways island we've always dreamed about! Free wifi for all!

[princeinexile]

I think that if we had an M'ways island, we'd all kill each other in the span of a few months.

Face it -- you can't cram that many creative people in a space and not get friction. It woulds turn into a roleplayer's version of Lord of the Flies or something scary. D:

[tragic_mask]

I... would have my boy back. [Angsty, I know.]

[vivien]

No commuting. Apparation all the way.

Or hell, being independently wealthy so a commute wasn't even necessary. I could totally live with that.

[ostro_goth]

World: Plz to be stopping Iraq war nao kthx? Also, can there be common sense and human rights in China, Tibet, Myanmar and the other countries around there?

RP-age: If only somebody would read Teja's canon, so there could be a Totila or an Adalgoth... **sighs**