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[muji]

There's a crack in the Observation Window.

What will you do?

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Alternatively: Doctor Who canon reaction. OMG.

Comments

[innerbrat]

Hasn't there been a crack in the Observation Window for a while?

STEPH I HAVE WASTED MY MORNING. Where "wasted" means "read lots of comics and not worked" because I'm STILL WAITING to help my flatmate move out and he's been out buying furniture ALL DAY.

[muji]

I thought it got repaired. D:

*eyes your flatmate* Well that's just unhelpful.

[herdivineshadow]

Re: the Crack

Is the Bar moving? Is there high chance of fluctuating temperatures in the vicinity? What is the likelihood that calling Autoglass to fix it would work?


Re: Doctor Who

OMG

[muji]

Cosmic Autoglass. xD

DW: OMG. OMG. WHY WOULD HE TELL HER HIS NAME???? I NEED TO KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

[canadabear.livejournal.com]

Um, Clark might be ready with heat vision for repairs? Would that even work? I'M NOT A SCIENTIST.

Man, I am too awake for it being this early.

[muji]

OF COURSE IT WORKS. IT IS MILLIWAYS.

[evil_koala_626]

I am somewhat embarrassed to say that curiosity would lead Stitch to tap at it.

[muji]

I'm sure Stitch would not be the only character in the bar to think to do that.

[badninja.livejournal.com]

I was gonna app Donna this round, and then missed apps. :x

if nobody grabs her this time, NEXT TIME FOR SURE.

Alternatively, I wish I could app that lady, but WE DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT HER YET OMG WHAT.

[muji]

AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. THIS SHOW IS SO UNHELPFUL.

[dancewaterdance]

Re: Crack.

Look left.

Look right.

Pull out some duct tape, slap it over said crack, and congratulate self on a job well done before darting away quickly and letting it become someone else's problem.

[muji]

*laughs* Works for me!

[kali921.livejournal.com]

Crack in the observation window?

She-Hulk would get Reed Richards. She'd be very interested to see if the whole thing turns out to be just a sham light show rather than the collapse of the universe.

Lockjaw would get Reed Richards after probably teleporting everyone else out of the bar.

Kendra Saunders would grab Clark by the scruff of the neck and get the hell OUT.

[hero_farmboy]

Aww. Clark is amused and gets warm fuzzies all at the same time.

[gone_byebye]

Ray: AUGH WHERE DID I PUT THE BABY BEAM GENERATOR PLANS *frantic scribbling and revision in hopes of coming up with variation that would feed enough energy into the Window to persuade it to heal itself*

Barring that, he'd grab Garion and go "You can fix that with sorcery, right?"

[muji]

I have this great visual of this awesomely bad game of Telephone, one character looking to another to another to another to fix the damn thing.

*eyes Mal at the bottom of that list*

[wakeupnew]

I'd run screaming, and while I think a few of my characters are foolhardy enough to stick around, curious to see what would happen -- most would also run like hell. Maya might -- forcefield something up? What she can do isn't all that well-defined, in her canon, but I think she could (and definitely would) do at least that much. I'm not sure she could fix it, though; her powers run more toward smashing things.

In other news, my app for this month was approved! *BEAMS*

[muji]

I demand a Mal thread, then.

[gorgonfondness]

Homestar Runner would ask The Bar. Hey, she's had answers before! She should have an answer to this!

Mia Ausa would borrow a page from Hogwarts and try Reparo on it. If that didn't work (and she sees no reason for why it wouldn't), she would put up an ice shield and find out the window's specifications. If it's simple enough, then she could make a new window and replace it by using a simple switching spell with the ice shield still up and nothing in the bar has to get all dead-from-end-of-universe-y.

Farley Flavors would elbow the next patron he runs into and say, "The TV's broken."

[sir-gareth.livejournal.com]

OT: Dunno whether you noticed, but, with the help of eMule, I finished the 100 Greatest Guitar Riffs uploads on Friday. It's complete now. \o/

[muji]

*shakes fist at box.net* it's supposed to email me when people upload stuff! Thank you for letting me know -- I will be completing my playlist when I get home from work!

[dramawench.livejournal.com]

Inara - pulls the roll of duct tape* from....well, whereever resourceful women hide stuff like that, rapidly tears off strips at covers up that crack.

Yeah, you can't see out of it, but no chance of being sucked out into the void.

*yes, duct tape is still around in Firefly future. Hell, what do you think it holding Serenity together?

[muji]

Mal disapproves. D:

[adiva_calandia]

I am so behind on Doctor Who. D: I am missing Steven Moffat eps! Dammit!

[wellthrownstone.livejournal.com]

Garion'd just get pulled over (http://community.livejournal.com/ways_back_room/3596577.html?thread=35050529#t35050529) and fix it.

The pup who'd have the fun response would be Rod. Rod grew up on an asteroid where there were the occasional holes/cracks etc. and he was RAISED to immediately act on something like that. He'd pull out a patch kit and GET TO without a single word like his life depended on it.

[wickedtrue.livejournal.com]

I have nothing helpful except OMG, DW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mechanicalswans]

Tesla would either back away slowly, hiding his resonance whatsit, or be right in there with his radio equipment. These things need to be studied.

Weyland could fix it, but somebody'd have to make a sacrifice first, and you'd wind up with a metal bar across where the crack had been. Glass isn't his thing.

Al... well, there'd be a lot of frantic gestures and button-mashing and yelling for Sam.

Doctor Who: OMG clear out of nowhere! What is it with the last-minute-of-the-show zOMG moments this season?

[penderwydd]

Depends on the pup, Seras and Parker would both probably flail around like the spazes they are, Tegid wouldn't know what to do, Courage would end up plastered to someone's head, Hex, might tap it. Todd would be slightly worried, as he is traveling in space a lot, Raziel wouldn't care, and Rem would be a little confused.

[spooky-lemur.livejournal.com]

Let's see...
Norton would run to the Bar and demand attention.

Loki would just leave with no word to any one (most likely).

Ben would put his hand over the crack and yell for help and for everyone to get out.

H.E.R.B.I.E. would get Reed Richards or try to figure out a temporary solution that would allow everyone to get out.

Artemus Gordon would have no idea what to do but would try to help people get out.

[kali921.livejournal.com]

Shulkie, Lockjaw, and Ben all vote to get Reed. Reed wins! He is obviously the Only Logical Solution.

[assassinbourne.livejournal.com]

Let's see...

Jean would probably use some of that omega level telekinesis to hold it together.

Jason and Ben would stay the hell away from it. As would Kira since you know, sonic screams would make it worse. Abby would stay away from it. Riddick would inspect it before pulling some Furyan thing and finding a way to fix it. Jessica would get one of the boys or someone she knows. Red Queen would grab Kaplan and make him fix it. And Alice would use some of her abilities to hold it together till someone else came along. And Elektra would find someone to fix it (IE: Matt since he's the only one she knows) or use what Stick taught her and try to fix it.

[young_tmriddle]

*eyes you as if you're a Muggle or something*

*flicks wand toward crack casually"

Reparo. You were saying?

OOC: I have no idea why I just went back to my old RP style of ** everywhere.