Baby's First Adoption!

[themidnightson]

So here's the 411:

I read these crazy teenage wish fulfillment books and this character crawled into my head and was so stubborn (not to mention impossible to move when it came to shoving) and tada now I've adopted one Edward Cullen (themidnightson).

He was only posted in twice during late 2006 that I could find, interacting once each with Telemain and Yrael. Because it will skip over the introduction rules, questions, food figuring, I'm going to keep these things in his millicanon even though I've switched journals with his original owner to one of my own making.

Edward will be coming from before his book canon, which is concurrent with the old pup.

Feel free to comment if you have questions, requests, feel the need to snark at the sparkle crack, anything!

Comments

[cassildra.livejournal.com]

WHAT KIND OF NAME IS RENEESME.

Okay, that's all. I'm still very WTF over that.

Perhaps Edward should meet one of my pups sometime! He likes depressed girls, right? So Faye would be right up his alley...

[themidnightson]

*giggles* I have no idea. It's far far worse a name--both first and middle--than the kerfufle of JK fanfic ending kids names. At least she chose to say it out right. Reneesme is a horrible traffic jam of a name.

And I've got more than just that in my WTF Stephenie bag!


And I welcome all threads!

[burbonmilkshake.livejournal.com]

At least JKR didn't do namesmooshes. AUGH.

And hurrah! I will tag you some time when I am less cranky.

[ex_amurderofcrows752]

Zuko looks forward to setting you on fire!

[themidnightson]

Awww. Crispy burningness.

I will try hard to pretend this didn't make me giggle.

[vivien]

Heeee hee hee hee. Fabulous.

[themidnightson]

Thanks! I am thinking this will be rather amazing cracky fun!

[ashen_key]

...you know, I think that if he read Medusa's mind? It'd give him a headache. Given she has that whole mind-meld thing going on with her snakes.

(also?

muahahahaha)

[themidnightson]

Oooooh. That would be weird!

[ashen_key]

*nodnods!* It is very, very weird.

But, hey.

It'd be interesting? *grins*

[themidnightson]

Quite! *grins* It will be fun!

[going-native.livejournal.com]

Hiiii, person playing someone from Stephenie Meyer's other canon! ♥

I actually quite love the Twilight books despite having come at them backwards (Wanda here is from The Host, which I fell in love with first), and will be sure to come say hello. :D

[themidnightson]

Yay! More Stephenie canon people!

I think Edward will be interestingly confused if he over hears them talking to each other in her head. It will be fun!

[uquars_gadget]

I have a horrible temptation to throw Helen at him. Poor Edward; she's not so fond of the sparkling. Shock, I say! Shock and woe!

Have lots of fun playing him, =)!

[slayer_fray]

Pleasepleasepleaseplease can Mel meet him?

[themidnightson]

Yes! Of course!

[bluespells.livejournal.com]

Mwahahaha. Sparkles.

[themidnightson]

I think those two words sum up my ending opinion about the whole series really.

[bluespells.livejournal.com]

I must confess I only know it through Cleolinda and Fandom_wank. Which may or may not reflect badly on me.

[themidnightson]

It's not a bad way to go at it really. cleolinda's write-ups are brilliant and you get really all of the important/cracky/plot related things from it and thus skip out on the extra hundreds of pages of teenage wish fulfillment.

[bethan-b-bad.livejournal.com]

*cackles* Sam would like to invite Edward to read his mind and see what happens. He'll also be mocking the sparkles. Oh, the mocking there will be.

:D