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[v_knidh8er]

As of this thread the Milliways Cleaning Crew has been cursed with walking halluicinations.

What does this mean for you, the loverly patrons of Milliways?
Nothing good, I assure you.

If your characters subscribe to House Keeping things are going to start out slow and then work their way up to strange on an exponential level.
Things to keep in mind:
- For the Loompas, Milliways is modular. Unless characters have taken specific precautions to ward their rooms by means of Magic or Sorcery, there isn't a place in the Bar that the Loompas can't get to. This also means that they can, and most likely will, be removing doors and replacing them with solid walls...or doors made of chocolate.
- They never sleep.
- They can't speak and usually make no noise. That is, of course, unless they're singing. In which case they come complete with unseen musical accompaniment.
- They don't particularly like children.

Please feel free to God their actions. If you have any questions regarding what that means exactly, please don't hesitate to ask.
And remember, much like every other plot in Milliways, this one is optional. Don't want your character to find Unicorn Viscera stashed in their drawers? Just have them not having subscribed to the cleaning service.

"Sleep tight."

Comments

[genarti]

...You terrify me, you know.

This makes me kinda wish I had anyone living in-bar.

Also makes me think that this is either a GREAT TIME for the air duct adventures, or a HORRIBLE one.

[v_knidh8er]

Don't fret precious I'm here, step away from the window
Go back to sleep
Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils,
See, they don't give a fuck about you, like I do.

i think this is a brilliant plan.

[genarti]

Oh goodie! There is NO WAY THIS CAN GO BADLY.




...We'll talk. *grin*

[v_knidh8er]

Of course she'll have to prove that she's not a Knid first.
Pesky shape shifters that they are...

[genarti]

Proving a negative: always fun!

(And now I'm picturing Milliways with a glass elevator...)

[v_knidh8er]

It does have one...somewhere.
Perhaps inside Bar? Certainly down in the Garage.

[nanny-bot.livejournal.com]

What's really awesome, I have to say, is that I am just now reading Charlie and the Glass Elevator for the first time. This whole thing is just going to add volumes to the story as I continue reading I am sure. = ]

[v_knidh8er]

*flails minorly*

Um...please to be ignoring the rather MASSIVE changes I have made to the Wonka Universe. I take a lot of liberty when it comes to my rp characters, but none so much as the Loompas.

These guys are only loosely based on the first movie with Gene Wilder, though there are parts swiped from the Depp movie and the first book. I've yet to read past the first book.

[nanny-bot.livejournal.com]

Woh...sorry to alarm! = ]

I, of course, will only see anything here as supplemental material unauthorized by the original creator.

[mycursedface]

...Ah, I curse the timing at this, and also half of my staying-in-bar characters paranoia. But, man oh man, will this be fun to watch.

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

muahahahahahaha.....

Oh leave it to Constantine to bollocks things up so beautifully.

This will be verrrry interesting.

[ostro_goth]

Teja is going to get towels in interesting colours, at least, and increasingly weird sheets, and his washed-up crockery replaced with strange vessels and receptacles.

This is going to be fun!

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

Out of pure curiosity, how well do they deal with booby traps of the sharp and shiny nature?

Cause, um. Havelock's that kind of person.

Other than that, MWAHAHA.

[v_knidh8er]

That wholly depends on the Loompa in question and the nature of the trap in question.

And it's also something I am totally willing to discuss with you in detail.

*mad cackle*

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

>:D!

Awesome. Just when I needed a kickstart in RPing habits, too!