Daily Entertainment.

[muji]

I totally had an awesome topic today, but I forgot it.

(In other news, I have officially been at my job for one full year. Which means we're coming up on a year's worth of DE posts!)

ETA: And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why Mu Ji has to remember to check her email before posting DEs. This one's from dramawench:

What reality show on television right now would your pup go on?

Mal would probably get a kick out of the Amazing Race, though sometimes he lives in the Real World. xD

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[innerbrat]

I'm going to see Mitch Benn tonight!

(For those who having heard of him, presumably never having had a conversation with me: you should get to know him, for soon, maybe, in the future, he'll have co-written a musical with some leather wearing comic writer.

[muji]

\o/ Have a good time!

(Bing dumped our RP date for baseball last night. *feigns distress* xD She texted me and was all 'MUJI, FORGIVE ME FOR I AM WEAK FOR POST SEASON BASEBALL'.)

[innerbrat]

What a bitch. Want me to spank her?

[muji]

She'd enjoy it too much, maybe. There will be srs bsns shenanigans later.

(I'm getting a "temporary raise" while I'm working in two different departments simultaneously. By like, $500 a month. *shinyeyes* Bout time something goes okay this week.)

[innerbrat]

(Whooo hoo!)

OK, I'm listening to a Mitch interview on the Janice Long show on iPlayer (I don't think it's available in Forn Parts), and I LOVE HIM (and wish the Now Show was currently airing):

Only the Republicans could finally nominate a woman for high office as a sexist gesture, you know what I mean?

"Hey all you bitter women who aren't going get to vote for Hillary like you want to, look! This has boobs, vote for this! It disagrees with you on everything; it would make your uterus the property of the federal government, but it's got boobs! Vote for it!"

[muji]

Dude's got a point.

[innerbrat]

I just wish he was on the radio now so he could write songs about her.

Maybe he'll do one tonight.

[muji]

*crosses fingers for you*

[theforerunner.livejournal.com]

Icon! *glee*

[innerbrat]

Oh man, we have a Rojhaz?!

I've been toying with playing Virginia or John since I joined this game - I even have a Virginia journal at pure_of_hart (and a John at GJ).

[theforerunner.livejournal.com]

We has a post-canon Rojhaz and Fury. *nodnod*

[innerbrat]

Yeah, but I hardly ever play the characters I do have, do I?

'Sides, if I were going to jump into a canon with you, I have a feeling it would be a certain other Marvel line...

[newredshoes]

The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency! Check out those genetically engineered cheekbones. Also, the snark. \o/




I'm also now imagining Lady Macbeth on Wife Swap. Um.

[muji]

She's be cleaning all the time.

[newredshoes]

Well, and she'd terrorize the neighbors. And convince the husband to murder someone with a better car or something. But she'd throw an awesome dinner party!

[muji]

What about Lady M as the Nanny in SuperNanny?

[newredshoes]

Children? Please. Easier to just dispose of them.

[muji]

Very efficient!

[dynastessa]

Speaking of emails, did you happen to get mine (RE: Pushing Daisies)? I sent it a few days ago. :3

[muji]

...No? It's possible my spam filter ate it, but I will doublecheck.

[muji]

Found it and sent a preliminary reply.

[aisforamy]

Bobby would probably go on Big Brother and get tossed out the first week for annoying the hell out of everyone, and freezing the swimming pool solid.

Rapunzel...I don't think she'd want to be on one.

Hagrid and Mallory would probably both do well on Survivor. Hagrid wouldn't get voted off, because he has hunting skills and, lets face it, who needs an axe when he could just pull trees out of the ground? Mallory's just tough; she might not win, but she'd go down swinging.

[theforerunner.livejournal.com]

I...really can't see either of them on that sort of show. Also, I don't watch television.




Bill an' Ted on the Real World would actually make me want to watch it, though.

[blueshifted.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes it would. Eeeehee.

[shati.livejournal.com]

Who Wants to be a Human Explosive?

So You Think You Can Slay

Survivor: Humans vs. Cyborgs

[muji]

Who would host your Survivor?

[shati.livejournal.com]

Marvin the Paranoid Android, maybe.

[aberration]

Unless some of the Cyborgs cheated and secretly played for the humans, that would be a damn short Survivor series.

[shati.livejournal.com]

In the first season, dark horse John Connor proves to be an unexpectedly effective team leader. It helps that reprogramming the opposing team members is fair game. :O

After shooting's ended, the leader of the Cyborg team tries to erase all the footage of John Connor from the dailies. Repeatedly.

[genarti]

Or perhaps So You Think You Can Stop An Exploding Man.

[shati.livejournal.com]

I already had a So You Think You Can Dance one! Maybe America's Next Top Apocalypse?

[genarti]

I know, but I like the mental image!

"Can you stop the exploding man before he blows up a major city?"

Peter: *explodes*

"Guess not. Next!"

[shati.livejournal.com]

Now that I think about it, maybe America's Next Top Apocalypse should just be Heroes's title.

[genarti]

I... cannot actually dispute this.

[candied-rabbit.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

Momiji would be on Project Runway, obviously.

He would get eliminated early on, when it turned out that he couldn't design clothes or pay attention to what he was supposed to be designing. But he would have fun pestering all the other contestants.

[timjr.livejournal.com]

Hercules was his own reality show. For realsies.

[aberration]

To her, Elle's life is kind of like The Bachelorette, except she doesn't give out roses.

[calluna]

Max would totally kick ass on The Mole.

... so would Monk, but Monk would ruin it before they even started filming, I suspect. XD

[gone_byebye]

Thanks to Venkman's suggestion for recruiting measures for the National Paranormal Responder Corps, Ray's already got one. Who Wants To Be A Ghostbuster.

[alt-hulk.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.

The Real World: Civil Protection

The Mole: SHRA Resistance Edition

Aperture Gladiators

So You Think You Can Be a Psychic Super-Soldier?

Survivor: RED vs. BLU

[agoodshinkickin.livejournal.com]

Raph and Mike would kick so much ass at Ninja Warrior, though I'd much rather see them on the Amazing Race.

"Wait...we have to buy airline tickets? Why? Can't we just stow away?"

"I dunno, Raph. I think that might be considered cheating."

"Yeah....so?"

[gorgonfondness]

..............I don't think I watch/know about enough reality shows for this, as I've made a point to avoid the majority of them. The closest thing to reality shows I watch is the Game Show Network.

I doubt Mia would want to be on a reality show at all since she practically had no private life at home before Draco started saturating the place with privacy charms. If she appeared on a reality show, it would be a celebrity reality show that just follows her daily life.

Nash and Mia would do well together on Survivor, I imagine, since that would be like, "You mean all we've got to do is live here? This is way easier than the war. There's no one actively killing us." Nash would have absolutely no scruples against thunderbolting any fellow contestants who get in their way, so Mia would win after he's arrested.

And though I don't really know anything about it except what the title tells me, I would die laughing to see Nash on The Mole. If Lunar had television, everyone would be screaming at their sets.

Homestar would LOVE to be on The Real World, I just know it.

And on a semi-related topic, no one's suggested anyone for possibly-long-forgotten Murder in Small Town X! That was one I actually liked.

[ceitfianna]

I think Demeter and her family would be amusing on a talk show since they're just messed up enough.

Will would do well on Survivor type ones but I think he'd have far more fun doing the Amazing Race either with Kate or Doc.

Tumnus is far too shy but he might end up a contestant on a game show of knowledge thing.

The Pirate King, I just don't know with him since he would descend on whatever show it was and completely change it around.

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

Like Tracey Morgan, Tommy would be reduced to hosting Scare Tactics as, canonically, (in another dimension) he too was once the star of Saturday Night Live.