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ways_back_room2008-10-31 02:54 pm
Be afraid. Be kind of afraid.
For today, the creepiest day of the year, Milliways will play host to none other than The King himself. Who is the Burger King, you ask? Where does he come from? What does he want from you? No one truly knows. He is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma between two halves of a sesame seed bun.
For those of you who've never been exposed to the King in all his creeptastic glory
I offer the following
At 6'5" it strains the mind how the King can be as stealthy a figure as he is. And yet, no one ever sees him coming. No one sees him depart. For role-playing purposes, the king will never receive an EP of his own; much like his advertisements he will simply appear rather unexpectedly by tagging others (by request). The interactions will always begin the same way, the king will appear in an unsettling manner, lurking behind a tree or standing patiently in a pup's closet for example. He will gaze at the victim with that creepy fixed smile of his and eventually offer a hamburger or other fast food product on a silver platter. If when confronted by the king a pup decides to (quite understandably) freak out, the king will take the first available opportunity to vanish. As quickly as he comes, the burger king has the ability to disappear seemingly in to thin air. Magic? Ninja training? No one knows, one minute he's there and the next all that remains is a faint odor of char grilled beef, onions and hot vegetable oil.
Questions will be answered below. Anyone who would like to request a thread with his highness may do so over here. Happy Halloween, people!
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Thank you muchly. I've been planning this for awhile.
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Thank you! I think my brain was going for crackiest costumes... I made another pup a laser dragon. >.>
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(In other news, omg hahahahah)
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