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ways_back_room2004-09-22 05:39 pm
In which Dionysus-mun gets very drunk...
Dionysus, deciding that he wants to have a little fun, initates a challenge to the patrons: get him drunk, and get your tab wiped.
Fhqwhagads decides to challenge Dionysus straight off and goes for the heavy hitting stuff. The two trade three shots of Moonshine before Fhqwhagads suggests they move on to Jose Cuervo 1800 Gold. Three shots of that later, Dionysus sagely recommends Bushmills. After only a cup each, Fhqwhagads calls it quits, quite drunk, while Dionysus watches him off with a knowing smile.
The ever-notorious Pirate Jack sidles up to the bar and greetings ensue. Noting the sad lack of rum, Jack prompts Dionysus to pour up a glass and off the two go. They discuss the philosophy of pirating--what do you take when there's nothing left?--and Jack keeps the rum flowing from a bottle Dionysus gave him a while back. There is much more drinking of rum (fwee!), and a conversation about pirating in which they both agree that the silver flask stays with Dionysus. At about this point, Ash walks over to collect Jack, and the two disappear into the night.
Ares is quick to the bar and the two start in on multiple drinks of ambrosia in its liquid form. And the toasting begins.
To:
Here and Now, Olympus, Milliways, Sex, Gods, Drunkeness, Humans, Love, Stars, Little Hotel Soap Bars, Steak Sandwiches, Tea Cozies, and Brotherhood.
Conversation suddenly turns to family matters and how the whole Olympean clan is rather...well...messed up. The toasting resumes, but Ares somehow shatters his glass. The two bid each other good night and Ares meanders off to bed.
Ash rather sullenly sets up for a drink, not expectinig much. But he didn't expect Dionysus. Enjoying quite a few drinks because of this, Ash realizes that he doesn't want a hangover, but it seems that Dionysus isn't able to help him tonight. The conversation turns to Ash's profession and the complications it brings. Eventually, Ash goes off to vanquish evil with Jack.
Kibeth-dog asks for a real drink from Dionysus, and he pours her a shot of Vodka. She changes to human-naked form and some friendly innuendo-laden banter follows, wherein Kibeth finds out about Dionysus' realm of power. She prompts him to proove it, and he pours her one of his Dionysus Specials. The two have another drink or two before Kibeth-mun wanders off.
Rand briefly stops at the bar to pick up two cups of spiced wine. The mun has a strange moment of interaction with himself.
Raph greets Dionysus at the bar, and Dionysus starts him off with a Sake Bomb. Complimenting the wonderful drink that is Sake, Raph asks who's ahead in the contest, and Dionysus figures it's a tie between Ares and Jack. Raph, upon hearing Ares' name, gets grumpy, and asks Dionysus a few questions about Ares. But lo and behold, on his way out, Ares bumps into Raph and sparks threaten to fly when the topic of Penny comes up, but both are too drunk. Ares leaves in a huff after Penny shows up.
Earlier, Penny arrived, not interested in Dionysus' challenge but thirsty for Tequila. Penny brings up the topic of Ares and Dionysus gives her what advice he can about dealing with the god of war.
Then, the challengers of the night arrive. The Loompas grin up at Dionysus, but he gives the condition that only one can play. While the largest of them challenges him, he serves martinis to the rest, much to their anticipation. As is his usual habit, he toasts those who drink with him. And the Loompas are struck speechless, instantly seeing Dionysus as their hero. Feeling a little strange under the gaze of all those eyes, Dionysus encourages them all to drink up, but they still seem to revere him.
The winner will be announced at a later date. I have chosen one, but need to consult with the other bartenders as to how we're going to balance out the tab.
[Thank you to everyone who made my birthday a most amusingly fun one! For the record, I took a sip every single time that 'nysus had a drink. That ended up being three bottles of Kirin Ichiban. Remember kiddies, drink in moderation, and don't drink and drive. If you do, Death will come to get you, which is a bad thing in spite of how hot she is. *cough*]
Fhqwhagads decides to challenge Dionysus straight off and goes for the heavy hitting stuff. The two trade three shots of Moonshine before Fhqwhagads suggests they move on to Jose Cuervo 1800 Gold. Three shots of that later, Dionysus sagely recommends Bushmills. After only a cup each, Fhqwhagads calls it quits, quite drunk, while Dionysus watches him off with a knowing smile.
The ever-notorious Pirate Jack sidles up to the bar and greetings ensue. Noting the sad lack of rum, Jack prompts Dionysus to pour up a glass and off the two go. They discuss the philosophy of pirating--what do you take when there's nothing left?--and Jack keeps the rum flowing from a bottle Dionysus gave him a while back. There is much more drinking of rum (fwee!), and a conversation about pirating in which they both agree that the silver flask stays with Dionysus. At about this point, Ash walks over to collect Jack, and the two disappear into the night.
Ares is quick to the bar and the two start in on multiple drinks of ambrosia in its liquid form. And the toasting begins.
To:
Here and Now, Olympus, Milliways, Sex, Gods, Drunkeness, Humans, Love, Stars, Little Hotel Soap Bars, Steak Sandwiches, Tea Cozies, and Brotherhood.
Conversation suddenly turns to family matters and how the whole Olympean clan is rather...well...messed up. The toasting resumes, but Ares somehow shatters his glass. The two bid each other good night and Ares meanders off to bed.
Ash rather sullenly sets up for a drink, not expectinig much. But he didn't expect Dionysus. Enjoying quite a few drinks because of this, Ash realizes that he doesn't want a hangover, but it seems that Dionysus isn't able to help him tonight. The conversation turns to Ash's profession and the complications it brings. Eventually, Ash goes off to vanquish evil with Jack.
Kibeth-dog asks for a real drink from Dionysus, and he pours her a shot of Vodka. She changes to human-naked form and some friendly innuendo-laden banter follows, wherein Kibeth finds out about Dionysus' realm of power. She prompts him to proove it, and he pours her one of his Dionysus Specials. The two have another drink or two before Kibeth-mun wanders off.
Rand briefly stops at the bar to pick up two cups of spiced wine. The mun has a strange moment of interaction with himself.
Raph greets Dionysus at the bar, and Dionysus starts him off with a Sake Bomb. Complimenting the wonderful drink that is Sake, Raph asks who's ahead in the contest, and Dionysus figures it's a tie between Ares and Jack. Raph, upon hearing Ares' name, gets grumpy, and asks Dionysus a few questions about Ares. But lo and behold, on his way out, Ares bumps into Raph and sparks threaten to fly when the topic of Penny comes up, but both are too drunk. Ares leaves in a huff after Penny shows up.
Earlier, Penny arrived, not interested in Dionysus' challenge but thirsty for Tequila. Penny brings up the topic of Ares and Dionysus gives her what advice he can about dealing with the god of war.
Then, the challengers of the night arrive. The Loompas grin up at Dionysus, but he gives the condition that only one can play. While the largest of them challenges him, he serves martinis to the rest, much to their anticipation. As is his usual habit, he toasts those who drink with him. And the Loompas are struck speechless, instantly seeing Dionysus as their hero. Feeling a little strange under the gaze of all those eyes, Dionysus encourages them all to drink up, but they still seem to revere him.
The winner will be announced at a later date. I have chosen one, but need to consult with the other bartenders as to how we're going to balance out the tab.
[Thank you to everyone who made my birthday a most amusingly fun one! For the record, I took a sip every single time that 'nysus had a drink. That ended up being three bottles of Kirin Ichiban. Remember kiddies, drink in moderation, and don't drink and drive. If you do, Death will come to get you, which is a bad thing in spite of how hot she is. *cough*]

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