Emergency Guest DE!

[shinyhappygoth]

Well, probably not an emergency, but neenie didn't do one for whatever reason and said I could, so here you go!

I have recently been reminded that you can plug short descriptions of pretty much any two characters into "One's a ______. One's a ______. They're cops." for wacky hijinks. Bonus points, of course, if the pups in question are not, by any stretch of the imagination, cops.

Go nuts.

Comments

[kd7sov]

Ehehe.

"One's a duty-obsessed pirate. One's an armored jumping angstbucket. They're cops."

[arrin.livejournal.com]

Eeee! Dragoon! <3!

[saphyria.livejournal.com]

! We has a Kain????

\o/

[kd7sov]

Will has, once I get his app written.

I don't know why I haven't managed to get it done yet. Kain's headvoice is greatly easier for me than Frederic's, but I've completely started the app over three times so far.

[arrin.livejournal.com]

"One's a marine who could kill you with his brain. One's a fish-girl. They're cops."

[spandexed-edie.livejournal.com]

What the hell is with this water theme?

It's like...mutant baywatch.

[shinyhappygoth]

Actually, "Marine" in the military sense comes from "Mars", i.e. war, and has nothing to do with the sea.

The More You Know, rainbow, star...

[spandexed-edie.livejournal.com]

....it was a joke.

[shinyhappygoth]

*shrug* It was a long time before I found that factoid out, so I was not sure.

[cameoflage.livejournal.com]

Today I have learned something!

[shinyhappygoth]

...except for the Baywatch part, which... yeah.

And wouldn't that just compound the "terrible spin-off" theme. Oy.

[spandexed-edie.livejournal.com]

It's a perturbing mental image.

[spandexed-edie.livejournal.com]

"One's a supervillianess and one's a living vampire. They're cops."

Dude...so...not right!

[arrin.livejournal.com]

The show'd be called something like "Evil Undead", or something like that.

[spandexed-edie.livejournal.com]

Ivy would point out that she's not evil, or undead.

Edie thinks Ivy needs to get her head out of her ass.

[spooky-lemur.livejournal.com]

"One's a bunny samurai and one's a robot nanny. They're cops."

Or

"One's a deity of malice and mischief and one's a mutated ex-test pilot. They're cops."

I'm not sure which is more wrong.

[spandexed-edie.livejournal.com]

Putting the bunny samurai with the deity of malice and mischief, if you'd ask me.

[spooky-lemur.livejournal.com]

Oh that is just genius!

[spandexed-edie.livejournal.com]

Why thank you! :D

I do try.

[immortalthief.livejournal.com]

One is the most evil and powerful vampire to exist in his world. One's the an immortal thief. They're cops

All my other pups actually are cops or ex-cops. Yes I am a goodie goodie at heart.

[missginnytonic.livejournal.com]

almost all of mine are cops also but two

[immortalthief.livejournal.com]

heehee

[sdelmonte]

One's costumed hero, the other's a costumed hero, and...

Wait.

[nocarename]

Well, they aren't cops?

[sdelmonte]

No, though it sometimes feels like the same thing. And my original super-hero pup, Barry Allen, WAS a cop as well.

[nocarename]

One's an extra dimensional space ferret, the other's a comparative mythographer. They're librarians cops.

Or

One's a completely normal Japanese teenage girl, in an abnormal world, the other's a horror author who dates a vampire. Together they fight crime. When they aren't, you know, hiding evidence of the supernatural from the outside world....

[spandexed-edie.livejournal.com]

<3

[mercuriazs.livejournal.com]

One's an extra dimensional space ferret, the other's a comparative mythographer. They're librarians cops.

FTW.

[shinyhappygoth]

One's a manifestation of your deep-seated anxieties. One's an anthropomorphic computer program. Together, they fight crime.

[nocarename]

You really can't win the bonus on this one can you? I mean, two are technically vigilantes and Guardian is kind of more like a Champion then cop....

Nope. To close!

[shinyhappygoth]

Hmm? Only one of my pups is a vigilante, and I didn't use him. And I agree Enzo is too close for the bonus, but he's the only one I play on a regular basis.

[nocarename]

I was counting Tucker, under the 'Support staff are also heroes' guidelines. That and a keen disregard of the difference between ghosts and regular villains because of Vlad.

[shinyhappygoth]

Ahhhh. He'd probably appreciate that. :-) But I don't really play him anymore; I keep him around for OOMs and emergency plot.

[mercuriazs.livejournal.com]

One's a pansexual fairy with honesty issues and a bucketful of children. One's a demon-summoning murderess with a probable caffeine addiction.

They're cops.

[batyatoon]

They're also both kind of adorable.

[nocarename]

I think I've seen this one...

No. Wait. That was the last group of PCs my players tried to run for D&D.

[minkhollow]

She's a recovering assassin (recovering her skill set, that is). He's a henchman who until recently had a lame excuse for a superpower. Together, they....
...Cause a lot of the crime everyone else is fighting, more likely.