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[muji]

What's the best bumper sticker you've ever seen? What would be the bumper sticker on the back of your pup's vehicle of choice?

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[prix-etoile.livejournal.com]

I...



FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF IT'S TOO EARLY I CAN'T THINK. UUUUUUGH UUUUUUGH.

[muji]

You know Carlisle has a "My Child is an Honor Roll Student at Forks High School" one somewhere.

But not on the Mercedes. Fuck that noise.

[prix-etoile.livejournal.com]

lmao Alice is gonna put one of those magnetic ones on the Mercedes, just to freak him out >)

[muji]

Carlisle will cry.

...And I totally just had the vision of him taking saline from work and making it look like he was crying if he had to in front of a human for some reason.

[naelwyn.livejournal.com]

I feel like someone should have at least gifted Carlisle with a "D.I.L.F" sticker at one time.

[muji]

*snort*

[naelwyn.livejournal.com]

An over friendly patient, there had to be at least one before!

[muji]

Oh, most definitely. Esme approves.

[agoodshinkickin.livejournal.com]

If you like, Mike can provide this in game...

[naelwyn.livejournal.com]

Please! Jasper always need more ammo to mercilessly mock Carlisle with.

[innerbrat]

My BBF used to have the following bumper sticker:

CAUTION
Driver just doesn't give a s&*t anymore

[muji]

That, I approve.

[innerbrat]

I rather think Ted Grant is going to get one of those "my college dropout can beat up your honor roll student" for Dinah Snr, just to see what she does.

[redefinevictory]

I LONG to own a bumper sticker that says 'BE ALERT - THE WORLD NEEDS MORE LERTS'

Long, I tell you.

[ashen_key]

...And I can't picture any of my charries driving a car. I know Esfir and Dara know how to, and well, but I can't picture any of them owning and driving a car. Well, Medusa will own a few in the future, but Stheno and Euryale drive them. Probably with bumper stickers, but I can't think of any.

My brain, she is fried.

[moofoot.livejournal.com]

Esfir has one on the A-Wing: 'Keep shooting, I'm reloading.'

[redefinevictory]

*SNEEEEEEEEEEEEERK*

[spooky-lemur.livejournal.com]

For LOL:
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

For political:
"Ignorance is not patriotic"

For Ben (placed by Johnny or the Yancy Street Gang without his knowledge):
"Kick Me"

That's all I got.

ETA: I've got more now...
Ben would totally have either "I'd rather be flying" or "My other car flies". Or maybe both.

He would have a "My niece is an honor roll student" or "My niece can build a tesseract" but that would make Franklin feel bad so he doesn't.

[kd7sov]

Honestly, I don't remember ever seeing a bumper sticker I really like.

I did, however, just get this wonderful image of Felix driving a Jeep with a sticker that says "Watch for falling rocks". I don't think he'd actually want a Jeep - for that matter, as things stand he wants as little as possible to do with cars in general - but it's the best fit for the bumper sticker.

Frederic and vehicles, oddly, feels even stranger than Felix and vehicles.

As for Kain - whose app I really ought to write at some point - I can just see his sticker of choice saying "look out below", with no explanation whatsoever. I can't decide whether he'd have an SUV or something that looks like it came out of a racing video game, with all fins and things, but either way it would be custom-modified with a little foot-catch that would send it springing hundreds of feet in the air.

[shinyhappygoth]

Frederic and vehicles, oddly, feels even stranger than Felix and vehicles.

You could stick one to the stern of the ship, but you'd need to waterproof it really well.

[naelwyn.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've ever seen a really good bumper sticker before. And since Jasper is the only one of my pups who would have a car - well, Revan has the Hawk, but he ain't sticking anything on his baby - I'd think he'd try for something like these:

"If you think the Civil War was about slavery, your History teacher gets an F."

"Driver carries no cash, he's married."

Or y'know, a blood splattered "10 PTS" one for the lulz. But, alas, Jasper has no car and I doubt Edward would let him stick them on the Volvo.

[naelwyn.livejournal.com]

Oh, and he totally put a "Yes, my tractor is sexy" on Alice's 'bumper' one time.

[winding_path]

I'm not sure about my pups, but the best bumper sticker I ever saw, hands down, read:

I am the Dread Pirate Roberts #72377. Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.

[mercuriazs.livejournal.com]

NICE.

[minkhollow]

HEY JOSS WHY ARE THERE NO DR. HORRIBLE BUMPER STICKERS.
That aside, my favorite bumper sticker of late is one I saw at Wildberry on Friday: "Grab life by the balls and squeeze it till it sings like Michael Jackson."

[ceitfianna]

I can't picture any of my characters having a car enough for bumper stickers. One that I've always liked is Come to the Chocolate Side of the Force. and a very popular one around here is just Coexist.

[piesordeath.livejournal.com]

Ahh. Your icon breaks me.

[ceitfianna]

I have two car icons and this one felt more appropriate.

*snugs*

How are you doing? School's been kind of eating up my time so I keep missing you.

[piesordeath.livejournal.com]

I ... don't actually think I have any car icons.

But seeing your icon and the boys - and Wahhh.

Anyway!

Yes. I'm doing all right! Had a few patchy rough days, but I'm doing immensely better since. School is definitely an eater of time. Not to worry; but I do miss you! *snuggles*

[makesthings]

I'm glad you're doing better and I have fall break coming up which is nice.

I feel so bad about not sending things out in the mail, but I just keep forgetting. I'll try to this weekend.

Also tomorrow I'm working in the library for most of the day so I'll be online just with various stopping moments to help people.

[redefinevictory]

I can picture Kore putting green peace and such stickers on her and Dem's cars, whenever they have them, though.

[ceitfianna]

Oh yes true. I just can't picture Dem ever driving, it doesn't fit in my brain.

[cupenny.livejournal.com]

I have a bumper sticker currently on my car that's similar to the Coexist one (with the different symbols making the letters?)- but mine says Believe instead.

[makesthings]

Oh that sounds pretty. I'm kind of considering getting the Coexist one since I like the message behind it.

[shinyhappygoth]

Enzo: The only place you could put a bumper sticker on a zipboard or boogie baud and have it be generally visible would be on the bottom, and that might interfere with the antigrav.

The Revenant: Most of his cars are disguises of a sort. Some of them would have bumper stickers selected to match the personality suggested by the car itself.

Tucker: If he's still driving his parents' car, probably a Democratic campaign sticker, overlaying another Democratic campaign sticker from four years previous. If he's got his own by now, something totally shameless like "My other car is the mayoral limo." The mayoral limo, against the wishes of staff, has something on it that's only comprehensible to programming geeks.

[agoodshinkickin.livejournal.com]

I've always been fond of:

"Is that your face, or did your neck throw up?"

and:

"I'm a militant agnostic. I don't know AND NEITHER DO YOU!!!!"

Mike, if someone were stupid enough to let him own a car, would have a Margaritaville decal somewhere. Possibly something about Elvis not being Dead. (which makes me think: Someone should totally app Elvis!)

I don't know that there's really a whole lot of room on motorcycles for stickers of any sort. Maybe Raph would have something like: If you can read this, you're close enough to punch.

[zeevofbristol.livejournal.com]

I got a Tailgate Me and Roll for Damage sticker that I need to post on my car sometime. Can't think of others off the top of my head this early.

Nathan's would probably be Vote Petrelli (of course) or Pilots do it in mid-air.

Johnny would be Psychic Network - Reach out and touch someone.

[skidmo]

Republicans for Voldemort. From this comic strip.

[minkhollow]

According to quinby, a guy who plays George Washington in reenactment stuff has one of those stickers on his car.
Epic Win, I think.

[bodldops.livejournal.com]

'Don't Knock Bacteria - It's The Only Culture Some People Have'

In other news, it's my weekend. If I get my chores done today, maybe I can go see snow in Yosemite tomorrow!

[cupenny.livejournal.com]

Alas, I miss the stickers I had on my previous truck- 'Knowlege is Power / Power Corrupts / Study Hard, Be Evil', and "We are the people our parents warned us about".

Currently I have a Believe (http://www.northernsun.com/images/thumb/peace%20stickers%20(5295).jpg) sticker on my truck, and I'm looking for a Coexist (http://candidchatter.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/coexist2.jpg) one to match.


As for my characters... Hm.
Laini doesn't know how to drive. Really. >_> Thus, no car. If these two things ever change- she'll certainly have this (http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/car/aa16/), and then prolly mix up a bunch of these stickers (http://www.thinkgeek.com/brain/whereisit.cgi?t=stickers) from thinkgeek.

Joris- I'll bet anything the Khans have Shen symbol bumper stickers on all their vehicles. Other than that...

And Wellard would more than likely keelhaul anyone who puts a bumpersticker on his ship.

[takiena_called]

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[politestpirate.livejournal.com]

[mercuriazs.livejournal.com]

Not that Puck has a car, or would ever buy/steal one (okay, he might steal one, but only to scrap it-- when you can run faster than a car, there's kind of no point).

But if he diiiid, it'd probably say something like My Squid Is an Honor Roll Student.

Whereas Ava's might be more like I Killed Your Honor Roll Student, or potentially Satan is My Motor.