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Fred and George make their customary explosive entrance and are confronted by Tim, to whom they immediately try to sell things. They suceed in interesting him in trick wands and make a killing, although not literally.

Meg strikes up a conversation with the twins about flashy entrances and mascot-gremlins who hiss a lot, and the twins' egomania. Meg expresses regret that the twins don't dance, and suggests that the two would be good phantoms. George mocks the Phantom for a bit, and Fred gives Meg the wrong address for their store and relates an amusing anecdote.

Meanwhile the mascot-gremlin runs over to say Hi to Meg and is baffled by the twins. Meg returns Gollum's newly hemmed shirt, and Gollum/Fred-mun makes a silly mistake that never happened, involving posting as the wrong character. You saw nothing! *shifty eyes*. Meg explains twins, and Gollum uses his madd manipulating skillz to get free fish, in exchange for being the Weasley Twins' mascot.

Starscream is startled by Fred and George, who, naturally, attempt to make money off of him. Starscream, however, does not want dungbombs, and Fred suggests he contact Tonks. Starscream lets slip that Tonks is not currently at her best, and the twins panic slightly.

But there is still money to be made, so they say Hi to Ginny and are unnecesarily cruel for a little bit. Then Penny shows up and George flirts with her, unaware that her boyfriend is a notoriously violent ninja ex-turtle.

Then the twins head for home so that the muns can get some sleep.