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ways_back_room2004-10-10 08:37 pm
mogget_cat) wrote in ways_back_room2004-10-10 08:37 pm
Summary of Yrael's existence.
To prove how much of an idiot I really am, I've left off summarizing many plot happenings for a full month. Yes, yes. I am an idiot. Consider this my punishment.
Returning Thread Yrael arrives at Milliways after a 17-year absence to be greeted by his sister Kibeth. They celebrate, as siblings should. They drink. The boasting starts. Then the challenge is made, to be met at a later date. Meanwhile, Yrael's appearance freaks out an Old One. They meet, greet, and make subtle yet amusing references to canon. They toast. Yrael sees Peter briefly, but leaves before hearing the bad news about Kassandra and Sirius.
A few days later, Yrael meets Millie and Snow again, gets pounced on by Millie, and meets Bigby. There is some side-talking, about how Millie and a certain cat have been fighting. An uneasy understanding is made before Yrael leaves.
Yrael learns about Kassandra and Sirius Yrael and Tonks meet, and Tonks lets him know about Kassandra and Sirius. This very neatly and completely breaks the Catlet. Yrael leaves to grieve
The Magically Delicious Lemonade Later on, Yrael meets Moiraine. She welcomes him home. Also, Yrael messes with Will Stanton some more, making Will suspicious of magicked-pink lemonade. Will doesn't trust it, and so doesn't drink it. When Svava makes her entrance through the roof of the bar, Will and Yrael continue their conversation, remarking upon it. They decide Svava will recover. Yrael insists upon Will drinking his lemonade, but Will actually doesn't doubletalk and is quite blunt. Yrael tells him why he did it, but Will doesn't understand until he examines the magic himself. He cracks up. Yrael tells Will his nose will be back to normal by morning, and leaves.
Yrael and Millie get in a fight, which ends up rather abruptly.
Drink You Under the Table The night of the foretold drinking contest arrives. Indy gets Kibeth and Yrael drinks, and they drink. And drink. They exchang witty banter. And drink. Sadly, they run out of drinks. So they progress to shots of drambuie. Indy teaches them how to drink it properly, a bad idea letting these two near a lighter. The muns lose count of drinks their characters have taken. The contest ends with a decided victor: The Floor.
Skimming Over Stuff Over the next few days, many things happen. Moiraine and Yrael recite poetry to one another. Yrael annoys Angua. Yrael makes Liz blush horribly, much to his amusement, and leads to the beginning of the Saga of the Handy Grab-N-Go Cup. Truly, most of this thread happens OOC. I still laugh. A Venti Malvagità Ghiacciata con panna is mentioned, as is Starbucks, government, Terrormisu, other evil desserts, the American Public School System, and everything evil.
Talk Like A Pirate Day. Yrael talks with Death briefly, and piratizes a piece of poetry. Then he speaks with Moiraine, who accidentally speaks Pirate every once in a while.
Svava and Liz plot against Yrael, but in a completely harmless way, of course.
Yrael meets Trinity, and briefly makes a reference to the Matrix. The mun couldn't pass up the opportunity. Later on, Trinity nearly breaks, so Yrael comforts her and gets soaked in tears. They decide they are friends.
Yrael tries to eat the brownies, but is told off by Moiraine. He doesn't let the brownies pet him, but sends them off in search of another cat, an old grey cat by the name of Greebo, who's just a big softie, anyway.
Snark Yrael gets pushed off the bar by Kibeth. There is much snark. To sum it all up, the conversation goes SNARKSNARKISNARKloveSNARKyouSNARKyouSNARKbastardSNARKITTY!
Yrael forgives James Potter.
Does Yrael Act Like A Cat? Liz and Svava put their plan into action. Yrael is suspicious, and Handy Grab-N-Go cups are mentioned briefly. In true evil style, Liz and Svava compliment Yrael to put him off guard. The trick continues. The subject turns to how Yrael keeps himself clean, in both forms, as he always wears white in human form. Other avenues are decided upon, which Liz and Svava take to mean they were correct in their assumption. Yrael, feeling a bit as though he's being made fun of, leaves for the night.
Another night, Yrael makes friends with Snow's sister, Rose, by changing into his human shape while she's holding him. She drops him, and is covered in gin. They speak of trading siblings.
A Wake Another night, Yrael and Kibeth have a friendly talk, beginning when Yrael tickles her ankles, Kibeth tries to poison him, and oh well, much snarkiness. Yrael is protective of his big sister. More snarkiness. Snarkiness quickly turns to nostagia about the way things used to be and their little brother. They decide to sing a wake from Orannis, but Yrael is worried how their other siblings would react. Kibeth is protective of her little brother. Kibeth says they should have bound Yrael as the Abhorsen's horse. Snark.
Ritual Yrael is a witness for the ritual at the House of Arch.
Yrael is snarky at Mystina, which he doesn't find at-all hard to do. She calls him "Kitty-Boy", which means in Yrael's mind that she wants to die horribly. Only one person is allowed to nick-name him, and Mystina's not her.
Friendly Sibling Fight When Kibeth announces she'll make a drink out of any fruit of the patron's choice, Yrael chooses a Pomegranate. To keep a trend from forming, Snark happens. Fight breaks out. Kibeth tricks Yrael. More Snark.
To Eat a Mockingbird One night, when Yrael orders a Mockingbird from the bar, he finds that the bar indeed has a sense of humor. It gives him a drink called a Mockingbird, not a real mockingbird. Moiraine and Yrael ponder why. Enter Atticus, who has the answer. Yrael argues the merits of killing mockingbirds. Yrael clearly should write an autobiography and title it To Eat a Mockingbird.
Meeting the Rider Yrael meets the Rider, who thinks Yrael is Bran. They talk about why they are staying in the bar and not returning to where they came from. They discuss havoc in the bar, and Will Stanton. Yrael tells the Black Rider to order Will some pink lemonade some time.
Skimming some more Yrael and Svava decide that the hangovers following a wake are a just-as-important part of grieving as the wake itself. Yrael sheds on the Rider's pants, and is smug. He is also able to manipulate the Rider into scratching him behind his ears, but the Rider soon leaves to torment Peter.
The Kitten Thread Svava comes down the stairs with a kitten, making Yrael naturally curious. Lister interrupts their conversation, trying to make Svava forgive him for the curry. He ignores Yrael totally, and Svava's reaction to Lister makes Yrael think that she doesn't want Lister around. When Lister scratches the kitten roughly, Yrael decides to take matters into his own paw....hands. His own hands. He makes Lister think that the kitten is Svava's and his, effectively getting Lister to leave. (insane kudos to Dream-mun for the idea. It makes me grin like an idiot, still. Yrael and Svava decide on a name for the kitten. Edielweiss. The kitten is given many titles, but she'll have to grow into them. Yrael preforms a Charter baptism and formal naming ceremony for the kitten, to reassure Svava that the kitten will come to no harm. There is a long and drawn out OOC conversation in which the Handy Grab-N-Go cup of Pure Satanic Energy triumphs again. I feel sorry for Svava-mun's inbox.
And since that was the last thing that happened to Yrael, I'M DONE! *collapses*
*rises from the grave* I know there was a lot I skipped over, but it was to keep my sanity. I still have to do summaries of everything that ever happened to Jane Drew. I'm going to die.
-Yrael-mun.
If any of the links don't work, let me know.
Returning Thread Yrael arrives at Milliways after a 17-year absence to be greeted by his sister Kibeth. They celebrate, as siblings should. They drink. The boasting starts. Then the challenge is made, to be met at a later date. Meanwhile, Yrael's appearance freaks out an Old One. They meet, greet, and make subtle yet amusing references to canon. They toast. Yrael sees Peter briefly, but leaves before hearing the bad news about Kassandra and Sirius.
A few days later, Yrael meets Millie and Snow again, gets pounced on by Millie, and meets Bigby. There is some side-talking, about how Millie and a certain cat have been fighting. An uneasy understanding is made before Yrael leaves.
Yrael learns about Kassandra and Sirius Yrael and Tonks meet, and Tonks lets him know about Kassandra and Sirius. This very neatly and completely breaks the Catlet. Yrael leaves to grieve
The Magically Delicious Lemonade Later on, Yrael meets Moiraine. She welcomes him home. Also, Yrael messes with Will Stanton some more, making Will suspicious of magicked-pink lemonade. Will doesn't trust it, and so doesn't drink it. When Svava makes her entrance through the roof of the bar, Will and Yrael continue their conversation, remarking upon it. They decide Svava will recover. Yrael insists upon Will drinking his lemonade, but Will actually doesn't doubletalk and is quite blunt. Yrael tells him why he did it, but Will doesn't understand until he examines the magic himself. He cracks up. Yrael tells Will his nose will be back to normal by morning, and leaves.
Yrael and Millie get in a fight, which ends up rather abruptly.
Drink You Under the Table The night of the foretold drinking contest arrives. Indy gets Kibeth and Yrael drinks, and they drink. And drink. They exchang witty banter. And drink. Sadly, they run out of drinks. So they progress to shots of drambuie. Indy teaches them how to drink it properly, a bad idea letting these two near a lighter. The muns lose count of drinks their characters have taken. The contest ends with a decided victor: The Floor.
Skimming Over Stuff Over the next few days, many things happen. Moiraine and Yrael recite poetry to one another. Yrael annoys Angua. Yrael makes Liz blush horribly, much to his amusement, and leads to the beginning of the Saga of the Handy Grab-N-Go Cup. Truly, most of this thread happens OOC. I still laugh. A Venti Malvagità Ghiacciata con panna is mentioned, as is Starbucks, government, Terrormisu, other evil desserts, the American Public School System, and everything evil.
Talk Like A Pirate Day. Yrael talks with Death briefly, and piratizes a piece of poetry. Then he speaks with Moiraine, who accidentally speaks Pirate every once in a while.
Svava and Liz plot against Yrael, but in a completely harmless way, of course.
Yrael meets Trinity, and briefly makes a reference to the Matrix. The mun couldn't pass up the opportunity. Later on, Trinity nearly breaks, so Yrael comforts her and gets soaked in tears. They decide they are friends.
Yrael tries to eat the brownies, but is told off by Moiraine. He doesn't let the brownies pet him, but sends them off in search of another cat, an old grey cat by the name of Greebo, who's just a big softie, anyway.
Snark Yrael gets pushed off the bar by Kibeth. There is much snark. To sum it all up, the conversation goes SNARKSNARKISNARKloveSNARKyouSNARKyouSNARKbastardSNARKITTY!
Yrael forgives James Potter.
Does Yrael Act Like A Cat? Liz and Svava put their plan into action. Yrael is suspicious, and Handy Grab-N-Go cups are mentioned briefly. In true evil style, Liz and Svava compliment Yrael to put him off guard. The trick continues. The subject turns to how Yrael keeps himself clean, in both forms, as he always wears white in human form. Other avenues are decided upon, which Liz and Svava take to mean they were correct in their assumption. Yrael, feeling a bit as though he's being made fun of, leaves for the night.
Another night, Yrael makes friends with Snow's sister, Rose, by changing into his human shape while she's holding him. She drops him, and is covered in gin. They speak of trading siblings.
A Wake Another night, Yrael and Kibeth have a friendly talk, beginning when Yrael tickles her ankles, Kibeth tries to poison him, and oh well, much snarkiness. Yrael is protective of his big sister. More snarkiness. Snarkiness quickly turns to nostagia about the way things used to be and their little brother. They decide to sing a wake from Orannis, but Yrael is worried how their other siblings would react. Kibeth is protective of her little brother. Kibeth says they should have bound Yrael as the Abhorsen's horse. Snark.
Ritual Yrael is a witness for the ritual at the House of Arch.
Yrael is snarky at Mystina, which he doesn't find at-all hard to do. She calls him "Kitty-Boy", which means in Yrael's mind that she wants to die horribly. Only one person is allowed to nick-name him, and Mystina's not her.
Friendly Sibling Fight When Kibeth announces she'll make a drink out of any fruit of the patron's choice, Yrael chooses a Pomegranate. To keep a trend from forming, Snark happens. Fight breaks out. Kibeth tricks Yrael. More Snark.
To Eat a Mockingbird One night, when Yrael orders a Mockingbird from the bar, he finds that the bar indeed has a sense of humor. It gives him a drink called a Mockingbird, not a real mockingbird. Moiraine and Yrael ponder why. Enter Atticus, who has the answer. Yrael argues the merits of killing mockingbirds. Yrael clearly should write an autobiography and title it To Eat a Mockingbird.
Meeting the Rider Yrael meets the Rider, who thinks Yrael is Bran. They talk about why they are staying in the bar and not returning to where they came from. They discuss havoc in the bar, and Will Stanton. Yrael tells the Black Rider to order Will some pink lemonade some time.
Skimming some more Yrael and Svava decide that the hangovers following a wake are a just-as-important part of grieving as the wake itself. Yrael sheds on the Rider's pants, and is smug. He is also able to manipulate the Rider into scratching him behind his ears, but the Rider soon leaves to torment Peter.
The Kitten Thread Svava comes down the stairs with a kitten, making Yrael naturally curious. Lister interrupts their conversation, trying to make Svava forgive him for the curry. He ignores Yrael totally, and Svava's reaction to Lister makes Yrael think that she doesn't want Lister around. When Lister scratches the kitten roughly, Yrael decides to take matters into his own paw....hands. His own hands. He makes Lister think that the kitten is Svava's and his, effectively getting Lister to leave. (insane kudos to Dream-mun for the idea. It makes me grin like an idiot, still. Yrael and Svava decide on a name for the kitten. Edielweiss. The kitten is given many titles, but she'll have to grow into them. Yrael preforms a Charter baptism and formal naming ceremony for the kitten, to reassure Svava that the kitten will come to no harm. There is a long and drawn out OOC conversation in which the Handy Grab-N-Go cup of Pure Satanic Energy triumphs again. I feel sorry for Svava-mun's inbox.
And since that was the last thing that happened to Yrael, I'M DONE! *collapses*
*rises from the grave* I know there was a lot I skipped over, but it was to keep my sanity. I still have to do summaries of everything that ever happened to Jane Drew. I'm going to die.
-Yrael-mun.
If any of the links don't work, let me know.
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*is skeptical*
*is very impressed*
*offers Satanic energy refill*
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Nice job. Very nice. More Satanic Energy? I bet you could get a refill on that...
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Usually free refills would negate some of the evil, but since it's coming from another evil mun I guess it couldn't hurt.
*sips from Handy Cup*