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Beavis and Butt-Head enter for the night, looking to score.

They show up in time for Happy Hour, but Bernard refuses to hook them up with The Hard Stuff, so they settle for a giant plate of nachos instead. Of course, nothing is ever quite good enough for these two, so Beavis ends up face down in hot nacho goodness.
Anya is hot, and might Do It with them, but she's hanging out with that Dirty Harry dude. The Dark Rider gets mistaken for someone else as well.

The pair then meet Rool and Franjean and hijinks ensue. Upon discovering that the brownies can grant wishes, our boys wish for Hot Chicks With Big Knockers. Unfortunately, Butt-Head gets a facefull of magic powder instead. In thanks, he covers Rool in snot.

Butt-Head, now entranced by the brownies, focuses his attentions on Meg. Beavis is very irate at Butt-Head's conversion into a total wuss, and kicks Butt-Head in the 'nads, breaking the spell. They wander away.

Later, Dream is mistaken for someone else, at which point the Lord of Sleep knocks them the fuck out with his Endless powers, causing them to collapse in the middle of the floor where they remain for the rest of the night. Eventually (it is presumed) Dream left and they wandered back to Highland.

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Please, please, pretty please have Beavis and Butt-head talk to Todd and Paul sometime... I don't know why, but the idea of it really amuses me... :}

They're hysterical. Keep them around, yeah?

They show up in time for Happy Hour, but Bernard refuses to hook them up with The Hard Stuff, so they settle for a giant plate of nachos instead.

Surely at the end of the universe there are no restrictions! :))

What's the drinking age in the bar? Is it 18 like in most countries?

or I should say, 18 like in most countries in 2004. Historically, drinking has been much more lassez-faire. So what would be legal for, say,

street_sparrow (*waves*) would not be legal for his 21st century American equivalent. Does Milliways have a policy on this?

I dunno. Given that I haven't seen Gavroche get a glass of wine from the bar, I guess we're just exporting our PURITANICAL AMERICNA BELEEF SYSTEM ON THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE (/random angry celebrity)

-hx, but yeah, I tend to agree, it ought to be on a case by case basis, under which case even if B&B live to see 21, they shouldn't be allowed to drink. (I think Doc Lecter wants to kill them)

haha, I bought Gavroche gin a few nights ago :D