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Y'all, I know we're all clutching our computers in tear-stained distraction over Crowley and Aziraphale's beautiful doomed love, but since I came in late tonight...

WHO is the cow, and WHERE can I send their bouquet of love letters spotted with snorfled tea?

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Isn't Lizzie the cow? I thought I read that somewhere today.

Yes, the cow is Lizzie's ~~fault~~ idea. She was talking to me when she decided it needed to make an apperance.

I wonder if she does barmitzvahs and weddings?

Which cow?

http://www.livejournal.com/community/milliways_bar/89267.html?thread=2671027#t2671027

is one of many incredble entrances in that thread.

SHE IS TEH GENIUS.

HOW DID I MISS THAT?

And why is Bartleby not here to ~~be turned into a cow again~~ see it?

has anyone confused the cow for bartleby?

Tragically, no. *weeps for the missed opportunity*

. . . I can't believe I missed that.

::snorts::
that's just great

*splutter*

Douglas Adams is rolling over in his grave right now, although whether it's with horror or amusement is anyone's guess.

Moo.

...perhaps you will eat me.

OMFG LIZZIE

... you better pay me for a new puter screen, you know. Damn cow.

*DEAD*

BWAHAHA!

*blinks*

No offense, but I don't think I want you to eat me now. My delicate flavors would be lost on you, I think.

I take offense to that, you know.

Humph.

Oh, all right. You can nibble on my shoulder a little.

No, I don't think I want to.

I'm a VEGETARIAN.

Take that home in a doggy bag, you!

~~I'm just kidding, cow, you know I love you!~~

*moos placatingly*

The vegetables really don't like it when you eat them, you know.

*grins* All the better!

... Maybe later. I just ate.

An apple. *eg*

Eh, the apple will get its own. Just remember when you're stuck in the bathroom in an hour or so.

There's a reason those things have fiber.

*scandalized*

Foul thing!

*laughs madly cos A COW*

*shrugs* It's the truth. They don't want to be eaten. You eat them. they'll fight back, however, they can.

... Suddenly feeling affectionate towards any sort of vegetable. Wow.

*nods* Just because they can't express displeasure with being eaten doesn't mean that they don't feel it.

But I LOVE them! *wails*

Ohoho, I'd eat you all right.

You sexy thang.

Ooh, baby, you're making me HORNy.

*lows seductively*

*Anthy glomps the cow*

Mmm... try my rump. It's meaty and tender. I've been exercising.

*coos* Moo-cow! I shall call you Bessie. And you will be my Bessie.

. . . No eating.

*sniffles* But I want to be eaten.

And my name is Dinner. Just so you know.

It's bad for your health, you know.

Your new name is Nanami. Would you like some shaved ice?

*shrugs* If you're not going to eat me, I suppose.

What does Nanami mean? If I'm to be called it, I s'pose I should know.

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

Er. But not eat you.

What's the point of killing me if you're not going to eat me?

Bit of a waste, wouldn't you say?

That's the point. It's a threat. Your precious masterpiece of a rump will be ~~UDDERLY~~ UTTERLY WASTED.

Ohhhhh, I keel you for that. I'm the only one that can make cow puns, dammit! Mooooove over.

Dude, you can't beat the post to Bartleby. Face it, you've been pwnd.

...the post to Bartleby?

Someone . . . who was it? Damn, I feel guilty . . . posted a comment to Bartleby shortly after the cow incident absolutely brimming with cow puns. It was a thing of beauty.

Ohhhh, the

job26 comment?

I mean, oh. Okay. Good for that person. We should meet. I bet he'd eat me.

Nah. He has high standards. *solemn*

Eat me. Er, bite me. Either works.

Such love for the cow. It's moo-sic to its ears, really.

*groans* I KEEL you back for that. *grin*

*bows deeply*

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