Attn: Mods. Subject: Can I? Can I? Can I please?

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

This is a thought I've been having for a little bit:

It's rough being evil at Milliways; there's so much good around. Evil rarely gets to be itself.

That is why I propose: A Boathouse of Evil.

A side community, like the house of arch, located in the boathouse (because we have a lake, and what's more evil than a boathouse?). It'll be a place where not so good characters can kick back, let their morally ambiguous hair down, and talk shop without fear of smitage. Maybe even do a bit of evil plottage that the goodies wouldn't be able to know about. Because there will be an evil secret handshake to get in. And an evil-o-meter that measures you at the door. Fun!

So. Um. Thoughts?

Comments

[go-between.livejournal.com]

*cackles maniacally*

I LOVE IT!

It's almost a shame that Richard is such a goodie-goodie.....

^_~

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

Yes. Poor deprived non-evil doer. I pity you. Really. XD

[indy-go.livejournal.com]

ROFL...well, I personally don't have a problem with it, but I'll talk to my cohorts soonly and we'll get back with you, okay?

(and really, I don't think their hair would be all that morally ambiguous. :D)

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

Agreed. Hair is full on evil. ;D

To the Mods...

[pjpettigrew.livejournal.com]

I think there should be Secret UNDERGROUND Evil Boathouse Lair. Underground, so that the Wizards and Warriors of the Light and the Formerly Evil Support Group can't see it.

I think that the Formerly Evil Support Group, and the W & W of the Light, also needs a clubhouse. What about the Shrieking Shack? It's not really a shack, after all. It's a house. And a rather nice house, inside, once you get past all the protective wards. Plenty of rooms, so that the W & W could meet in one place and the FEs could meet elsewhere if so desired. And Peter's formerly evil, and he certainly knows how to open that tunnel in the Whomping Willow...

Can we? Please? Huh? Huh? Can we?

[miraielle.livejournal.com]

dooooo iiiiiiiit

(I miss you!)

[vivien]

I think that this will be a funny. wonderfully evil (in a good way) idea. I say let the evil folks have a clubhouse!

[joewithnoname.livejournal.com]

The only people who can approach this from an 'is this OOC OK?' are the mods, so let me look at IC:

It would have to be... a secret boathouse.

(Imagine that in the Doctor Evil voice.)

I mean, otherwise Moiraine would just go blow that shit up. We do have some hardcore anti-evil people around.

But if we have a powerful enough evil force around to create and seal off a little area for y'all, and its existence was common knowledge enough that all the Good Guys were trying day and night to crack it open... I think it would be a great idea. You can have a little Evil Welcome Wagon keeping an eye on the new arrivals, sidling up and slipping them a key... It would be cool.

--John

[joewithnoname.livejournal.com]

WEREN'T. Weren't trying to crack it open. Duh.

[doc_evil]

A secret evil boathouse lair? It definitely has its possibilities. *cackles* ;)

[blue_ajah]

*dies laughing*

Now I'm imagining the Evil Boathouse Construction Crew.

Think about it. ;)

[weallscream.livejournal.com]

I was thinking about something like putting it behind a deadfall, ala Pet Semetary, that would only let you through if it wanted to. Paul could make "nicey nicey" with Ludlow's Wendigo. It's sixty feet tall. It could easily commute to Lewiston. It probably already knows about Milliways. Hannibal Lecter is here, after all.

[not_that_spike]

Excellent.

Makes me wish Spike was evil.

[joewithnoname.livejournal.com]

If this works we'll start lobbying for a Milliways Roughnecks Clubhouse with an underground shooting gallery and spittoons and hot and cold running whiskey and a brothel No Girls Allowed sign.

^JOKE. I do not see this proposal as a foot in the door for every crack-headed idea for a subcommunity.

And I don't think the boathouse necessarily needs to be underground, so long as it's mysterious and locked. The Evil-o-meter is a good idea.

--John

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

Ooh, shiny idea. And the dead crack rats could roam free within!

[balletrat]

*falls over giggling*

Meg-in-my-head is whining that she thinks she should be allowed admittance based on deals with the devil, proud photos of tutu-battering and a blatantly evil Intent to Bridesmaid.

Unfortunately, as she is also dating a member of the Formerly Evil Club and has honorary voting privileges therein, this might jeopardize the sekritness of the Boathouse, and that we cannot have. *mournful sigh*

[quinby.livejournal.com]

*dies*. Val would like to be evil, but likes too many of the Formerly Evil Club members. However, if she keeps hanging around Meg for long enough..... *wink wink*

[blue_eyed_lord]

Do it!!! The Rider's tired of giving the appearance of being pleasant! And people in the bar will finally stop watching him every time he talks to someone! :D

[toddbaby.livejournal.com]

:snickers: No they won't. Take it from One Who Knows. :}

[toddbaby.livejournal.com]

Todd would fucking hate the evil-o-meter. He'd break it! It'd confuse him too much! Doesn't match with the image! :D

You already know how I feel about the idea but Todd wants to be made Club President of the Evil Boathouse Youth League. It's the whole Tom Sawyer thing. He could lead everyone on evil sing-a-longs, evil hikes, and evil s'mores-making activities! After all, he is the head counselor at Camp Sociopath (as Raph-mun would say :)...

Come to think of it (a P.S. of my last reply)...

[toddbaby.livejournal.com]

I think the Creepy Boi Brigade and the Old Evil Farts aren't always gonna get on so well. Theyn they can wage secret war and do panty raids! :is, apparently, still thinking in summer camp mode...:

[mos-exuro.livejournal.com]

Did I ever tell you, you're my hero...

Pyro wants in; can we kidnap the good kids & hold them for ransom?
We demand lighter fluid and the finest wines available to humanity.

[giftedthom.livejournal.com]

Thom wants to play toooo!

He'll never admit it.

But he does!

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

He does realize that the watering can would have to take up residence in a Boathouse of Evil . . .

[maydaybrat.livejournal.com]

Mordred wants in.

Despite all he's protests about not being evil. He still wants in.

[sir-lister.livejournal.com]

I second the notion to create the evil clubhouse and might I add OMG DUDE HIGH FIVE YOU GUYS ROCK! HARDCORE! *electric guitar jamming*

[tropes.livejournal.com]

*shags that idea rotten*

:D!

[doc-lecter.livejournal.com]

*grin* It's a nifty idea, but I can't see Lecter going (Much to Paul's relief, I'm sure ...). He's working too hard on projecting the "I'm not evil" face to do something as blatant as disappearing into a room with all the rest of the evil peeps ...

[hooper-x.livejournal.com]

Come to think of it, yeah, Megatron might not blatantly get caught around there, although he may well find himself an... intermediary to relay his thoughts.

-hx