(no subject)

[tropes.livejournal.com]

So.

I am alive, I swear.

I'm sorry I've been neglectful. I've been writing and without as much internet access as I've been accustomed to.

Given the fact that turnipman is going to be visiting me for the entire month of November, I kind of need to find a way to, um, not be here as much. I need to plot muchly with some people. I'd like to ask for a volunteer...

Does anyone's character want to do something rather devastating (but not lasting) to Bernard and the bar? Applicants must absolutely be willing to have their character have the fucking crap beat out of them by a vicious veela, an angry auror, two enraged ethereals, and a furious flower-maiden.

Don't reply here. Email me at muffinbutt [at] gmail [dot] com, or ping me at Y!M: muffinbutt_worm or AIM: querulous rows.

HOKAY?