Daily Entertainment.

[muji]

What would your pup do for a Klondike bar?

ALSO: THE COMMITTEE IS PLOTTING AGAINST ME. Come help. *fears*

Note from Amanda: I know we have more people than this!

Comments

[a1enzo]

My pup would completely alter either his own fundamental structure or that of the Klondike bar. 'Cause, y'know.

[neapolitan_man]

Tony Napolitano scoffs at Klondike bars.

Squirrel on the other hand would send his sqrl minions to go steal some, because he's enthralled by a How It's Made marathon and does not want to get off the couch to get one himself.

[humourandheart]

Wait for Harry to have one in hand and then "ask" if he was going to finish it? Probably before Harry even takes a bite of it.

[sdelmonte]

1. I would totally help you, but I won't be there, and a mere man cannot do anything against the power of bridal showers anyway.

2. Having had a Klondike bar, I can't say any of my pups would do much for one. I have a longtime aversion to bad vanilla ice cream, and would send them to Baskin Robbins or Ben & Jerry's instead.

[gorgonfondness]

Who needs a Klondike bar when you can have ice cream sodas?

In fact, I could go for a chocolate coffee ice cream soda.

[moriendi.livejournal.com]

Add whiskey caramel and I'm so in agreement.

[spooky-lemur.livejournal.com]

Quick like since I've got an overflowing inbox again...

Ben would fight the Frightful Four, the Hulk, and the Salem Seven based entirely on the hype. After words he'd take a trip down to the main offices of Good Humor-Breyers and within one business quarter the Klondike bar in the Marvel Universe would be worth the hype. You don't mess around with food, especially sweets, when Ben Grimm is concerned.

[kali921.livejournal.com]

Amen, good sir. A. Men. GO BEN!

[agoodshinkickin.livejournal.com]

Mike would come out of retirement for a Klondike bar.
...
Okay, not really, but he'd certainly pretend as if he would.

If Raph wanted one badly enough he'd just punch the guy holding the mic and take it from him.

[kali921.livejournal.com]

Shulkie would smile dazzlingly at the store proprietor and probably be given a Klondike bar without asking. (Although she prefers Ben and Jerry's.) If anyone hassles her about it, she'd point out that she has directly or indirectly saved the world a hundred times over.

Hawkgirl would only eat a Klondike bar if she was in St. Roch or in D.C. in he summertime. She loves ice cream/sorbet/gelato when it's hot and muggy outside. She'd wait on a rooftop in the city near a store and then fly down and procure a Klondike bar, waiting in line like everyone else in the store, normal as you please. She might even loiter if the store is air conditioned and be quietly amused as the other patrons recognize her.

Lockjaw can't have a Klondike bar due to the chocolate. Therefore, he'd do nothing.

[the_gene_genie]

Klondike bar?

*googles*

Oh! A choc ice. Gene likes them. All he'd do to get one though is walk into a shop to buy some fags and suggest that the shopkeeper throws one in for free. As a thank you for all the fine work the police do. (Hey, it's canon he helps himself to 99s from the ice-cream van and makes kids cry if they interrupt his enjoyment of said snack.)

He might even pay for one occasionally. They'd only be about 5p in 1973 anyway.

[mm-missy.livejournal.com]

Clementine's done some rather...unique...things for far less than a Klondike bar. Just trust her on that.

Dixie would get a guy to do that thing. A lady's gotta have her limits.

Ash would just calmly pet the chainsaw. That gets him almost anything he wants, actually.

Mol would, of course, use the daggers. She does NOT get denied.

Dorothy would cut the person into pieces with her words. And her awesome.

Lenny would do the exact opposite of whatever he was asked to do, innocently.