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I got this for Mycroft. I'm surprised he came up at all, actually.

Tim has a couple really great entries. Surprisingly, Nicholas comes up a dead end.

And out of curiosity, I typed in Martin Freeman (Travis' PB, since Travis isn't actually named in canon) and got this.

Can't say that I'm surprised.

Edited 2011-03-09 12:18 (UTC)

*snort*

...Benedict was in Atonement? That almost makes me want to like that movie.

I haven't actually seen it. I've been too busy falling in love with Cabin Pressure.

Atonement was one of those films that was effective in creating significant amounts of emotion in me, thereby allowing me to call it 'successful'.

Too bad that emotion was hatred.

Yeah, I have heard some things about it, which is precisely why I've been avoiding it.

I feel the same about it. It was so pretty but I really didn't want to care about who I was supposed to. Also it left me with surprising character bleed since James MacAvoy just was treated horribly in it and I saw it at a rather low point.

Lily has two -- one for Lily Evans and one for Lily Potter.

The third definition in the Lily Potter entry is totally my favorite, though. It made me laugh. (Actually, they all made me laugh, but that one made me laugh the most.) The Potter ones all seem to have been written before Deathly Hallows came out, though, which is where most of the information about Lily is.

I got this one for Scorpius. I laughed.

Ron has some disturbing ones that I'd have been better off not knowing, but #7 made me laugh. Mostly because for the addition of 'biffle'.

The only one of mine who has a decent amount of definitions is Squirrel, and those are half 'teehee, squirrels are evil' and half nut-jokes.

But my no-longer-active pups, well... this one for Aeneas amuses me.

Havelock's (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Havelock+Vetinari) is pretty entertaining! I appreciate new words, and will be sure to use 'Vetinarious' in conversation from now on.

I like Ben's (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=helluva&defid=1439363).

For Jenks I will ignore the first two definitions (warning they're gross) and take the third. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jenks)

Thalia's is kind of what you would expect but the second definition is pretty good (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=thalia) (as in amusing). Looking up Thalia Grace is a spoiler for The Lost Hero and annoying.

And lastly, Barbie is pretty much what you would expect (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=barbie) as well.

Edited 2011-03-09 13:15 (UTC)

On a semi-related note, my grandparents had a book of Yiddish curses translated into English. One of my faves was this:

"May you back into a pitchfork and grab a hot stove for support."

God, that book had me screaming with laughter every time I read it.

That is awesome!

BTW sorry for not having tagged in yet. Work is overflowing with training today. Grr.

what

what is this i dont even

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If I may clarify:

It appears KD was less prepared than he thought for what he found. "Felix" is, apparently, several mutually contradictory things, some of them rather sexual in nature.

Jenks totally sympathizes and, after seeing the first two definitions for his name, really wonders about humans.

James T. Kirk: The very essence of all that ever has been or ever will be awesome; the man.

(Honestly, I have never gotten that image of Kirk. He's just a guy who works in space. Really.)

Nothing really good for the others. In fact, pretty much nothing for the others.

I'm already certain Sariel's not in there. She's fine with that, too.

Rapunzel's scares me. And grosses me out.

Freakangels (and it's characters) are NOT defined yet. Sad. Neither is Mallory Grace!

Bobbly's is sadly boring.

Mother Nature has my favorite definitions! Satin, the evil one, aunt flow, or just a sick cruel being who gives us woman cramps and pms and periods so she can watch us suffer for her entertainment and who magically doesnt get a paeriod of her own

Jack's first entry is mainly Jack Bauer Facts which are obviouly less nuanced than the character really is.

In other entries there's also its use as a verb (the act of performing an act of heroic immensity), and then there's the related terms, such as Jack Bauer Shower, Jack Bauer Power Hour (including drinking games!) and Jack Bauer Power Dump.

As expected, two of Alyx's three definitions involve people jerking off to her.

Glorfindel: Evidently you can glorfindel (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Glorfindel) a situation, which makes me giggle and only makes his ego bigger. Greeeeeat.

Ace: Gets a huge (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ace) entry, which is what happens when you name yourself after popular slang, though perhaps she should have picked one that didn't include standing in for 'asexual', mmm? Dorothy (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dorothy), her real name, actually suits her down to the ground... including that bit about the gods. Brrrr Fenric.

Shaz: Starts (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shaz) off pretty well, but then degrades into things that make her facepalm. She wants to know how 'crotch crickets' got on that page. No, seriously. Sharon (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sharon) is pretty flattering, but... um. No one actually calls her that? >.>

Katya/Tiger Cub: Um. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tiger+Cub) *giggles, edges away from Olga* According (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Katya) to the entry for Katya she ought to take up the guitar. And possibly a job with the Delicate Flowers.

Romana: Would like to tell Ray that flattery (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Romana) will get him into trouble, but it was very sweet. Fred (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fred) is, as always, a bad choice for a name.

Bones: Would just like to note that if 'he's dead, Jim' (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bones+McCoy) made it into the list as part of the definition, that's only because the ship has a too damn high mortality rate! Could we please stop antagonizing the locals?

Cal Lightman and Laranth don't get definitions - Laranth isn't defined at all, and 'Cal' by itself has an enormous list of acronyms, while LIghtman also didn't make the list.

Also, have tried to post this under my mun journal (bodldops) twice by switching journals under 'more options'... it swears it posted, but doesn't link back to the page, and then when I look, it hasn't done it. LJ, what are you doing now?

Question, did you get the latest message from me with the basic Katya-William OOM link in it? I just realized that if LJ is screening things with links, it might not like it. If so, its the first post on his journal.

Um. Is LJ screening my replies to this? *eyes LJ*

..... That is officially bizarre. It screened the actual response. Um. And not this. *tries again?*

Glorfindel: Evidently you can glorfindel (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Glorfindel) a situation, which makes me giggle and only makes his ego bigger. Greeeeeat.

Ace: Gets a huge (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ace) entry, which is what happens when you name yourself after popular slang, though perhaps she should have picked one that didn't include standing in for 'asexual', mmm? Dorothy (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dorothy), her real name, actually suits her down to the ground... including that bit about the gods. Brrrr Fenric.

Shaz: Starts (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shaz) off pretty well, but then degrades into things that make her facepalm. She wants to know how 'crotch crickets' got on that page. No, seriously. Sharon (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sharon) is pretty flattering, but... um. No one actually calls her that? >.>

Katya/Tiger Cub: Um. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tiger+Cub) *giggles, edges away from Olga* According (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Katya) to the entry for Katya she ought to take up the guitar. And possibly a job with the Delicate Flowers.

Romana: Would like to tell Ray that flattery (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Romana) will get him into trouble, but it was very sweet. Fred (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fred) is, as always, a bad choice for a name.

Bones: Would just like to note that if 'he's dead, Jim' (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bones+McCoy) made it into the list as part of the definition, that's only because the ship has a too damn high mortality rate! Could we please stop antagonizing the locals?

Cal Lightman and Laranth don't get definitions - Laranth isn't defined at all, and 'Cal' by itself has an enormous list of acronyms, while LIghtman also didn't make the list.

I don't even know, LJ. WTF.

........ whut LJ. It did it again. Um. Evidently all Urbandictionary links from me = screening. whut?

Switching logins officially, it also screened the same entry I tried to make under this mun LJ. I give up. Um. Basically.... no, I got nothin'. There's cool stuff, but LJ is a brat. *needs more coffee for this*

Trying this without the links this time...

Parker is sitting back with popcorn and enjoying this, because she is not in the Urban Dictionary. (She is SAFE, she says. SAFE!)

Luna's entries seem to have largely been written by Harry/Luna shippers.

Castiel's were not as therapy-inducing as I had expected. Plus, I could get a Castiel beer stein!

Apologies for lack of links. LJ screened the one that included them. This seems to work, though.

Edited 2011-03-09 15:42 (UTC)

The Gordon Freeman entry in UD is here. I like definition #2:

"When you beat someone or something with a crowbar

Man, I'd Gordon Freeman that shit"

Also, this is the first thing that comes up for Adrian Shephard.

Edited 2011-03-09 16:22 (UTC)

Is some anti-spam algorithm keeping people from posting?

Just LJ screening the dickens out of replies with links in them.

There isn't a definition specific for Mia Ausa, not that I was planning on finding one, so here's my favorite definition for the name Mia:

An amazing girl who knows how to have fun and put a smile on your face. One in a million, hard to find. Has a tendency of being very beautiful.

Again, no definition specific for my Lucas (probably because he doesn't have a last name) so here's my favorite definition for the name Lucas:

Super-Badass kid. Usually does incredibly stupid things. All around leader. Extremely attractive and cool.

Fly as a motha-fucka.

And for anyone wondering why I picked the Urban Dictionary instead of any other source, it's because they're the only online source I've found that has a definition for my name.

Its raining here, I know rain means Spring but currently I don't like being wet. Also I didn't do great on my midterm but apparently I can do a little project to make up some points. I'm not going to fail this database class but I think I'm going to just squeak by with it.

For the question, I didn't get anything for Will though there are a number of things for Scarlett, they don't really connect to him.

Jane Austen has two entries, which surprised me and I don't like the second meaning.

Demeter has two small entries that are basically just info about her.

Absolutely nothing for Sameth other than the fact that apparently someone has his name has a middle name and they wrote an entry.

Nothing at all for Moist von Lipwig, but then he has his own entry in the Discworld wiki.

William Evans pops up because both of his names are common but none of the entries have anything to do with him.

Tumnus has a couple of definitions, some of them are weird.

The Pirate King gets a lot of things but none of them really to do with him.

The Urban Dictionary is a very odd place.

LJ has recently taken to auto-screening a lot of stuff with links in it, fair warning. Heck if I know why.

I would assume it's a response to the latest spate of spammers. Not a good response, but a response nonetheless.

Ah-HA! I have worked out the problem! Go to the "Privacy" tab in My Account Settings and set Comment Screening to something other than "comments from non-friends with links."

Got it. THanks.

!!!

I have not laughed this hard yet today! Thank you Daily Entertaiment!

Raphael (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=raphael)
(it should be noted that the first definition is by a BNF of the turtle fandom.)

The Michaelangelo (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=michaelangelo) and <http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=splinter">Splinter's aren't anywhere near as entertaining.

Ida's (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ida) is just dead to rights on though. Because clearly when you think of her, you think of "Internet Displays of Affection."
Right?

She-Hulk. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=she-hulk) GAH at some of the definitions (they stuck Hulk Hogan in with Shulkie).

Searching for Hawkgirl just gives me the Justice League and complaints about John Stewart. LULZ. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hawkgirl)

Lockjaw is snooty and has superb diction. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lockjaw)

Black Mamba is either Kobe Bryant or slapping someone while they're asleep.

(http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=black+mamba)

Dixie and Clem are both undefined, woe!

But Clementine approves of the a few of the definitions for Clementine and the ones for Clemmie.

Dixie's completely undefinined, though.

Okay, on second viewing this is kinda fitting for her.

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