Weekend entertainment

[theflyingsquirl]

goodness I feel like I'm hibernating with all this sleeping lately

So, what'd your pup bring for Show and Tell today? What do they have to say about it?

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[neapolitan_man]

A new ice cream flavor called Show and Tell for this very occasion! It tastes like bubblegum and cherry brandy. I drew the label myself, too; that there is Edie, dressed like--what?

[mechanicalswans]

I brought an armillary sphere that controls time. See, if I turn this handle here--which I won't, but if I did--it would generate enough temporal energy to send me to any other time I might want. It's a one-way trip, but once I've built something once, I can easily build it again, so there you are.

[scarred_grin]

I brought your mom.

Oh wait, that's right, she's dead. Thor killed her. Nice crunching noise, too--I mean really, they should've thought the plan out better. Giants seem to have a problem with subtlety.

[winter_arrows]

I brought a snake. A lovely, venomous snake.

I don't do subtlety.

[seat_five_girl]

Just remind yourself, at least it isn't the Greeks. At least it isn't the Greeks.


And here, boys and girls, is the real reason why mythological figures drink so much. If you had lives like them wouldn't you?

[lady_bols]

~zooms by~

I got roller skates!

~zooms in the other direction~

Pink ones!

~zooms all around~

They're so awesome!

[the_gene_genie]

*almost gets hit*

Oi! Could've spilled me pint, then!

*grumbles* Youth of today, I dunno.

[lady_bols]

Sorry! ~zooms by~ Mum never let me skate in the house. ~zooms by again~ Evan doesn't mind though. ~zooms round and almost wipes out~ Whew! That was close!

[the_gene_genie]

Bloody 'ell, you're gonna break your leg! Watch it!

[lady_bols]

~zooms back~

Watch it? Does it do tricks? I know a trick! Wanna see?

~does a wobbly too-fast 360 almost on one foot~
~looks surprised that it worked~
~BEAMS~ TA-DA!

[death_gone_mad]

"Oh! I have a werewolf head!"

"Because it's cool."

"No, I won't wear it as a hat, because I don't want werewolf brains in my hair right now."

[gorgonfondness]

"What do you mean I can't bring my baby to show and tell? But he's what I have that's worth showing and telling about! ... ... ... Well, all right. This is the sculpture I made for my husband for his birthday. It's the White Dragon of Althena."

[pullsneedles]

"These are the sunflowers I grew myself! They're Mom's favorite flowers and now they're my favorite, too.

"They make me a little sad now that Mom's gone but they also remind me of the happy times I had with Mom, so it's okay."

[hey35andholding]

"I have makeup! Lotsa makeup - it's all my mommy packed for my lunch..."