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Raymond Stantz ([personal profile] gone_byebye) wrote in [community profile] ways_back_room2011-05-12 09:33 am
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Cubefall

Hi, folks!

Just wanted to let you know that on May 25th, 26th and 27th- Wednesday through Friday- Milliways is going to be celebrating the Cybertronian holiday of Cubefall. The plot was first proposed in 2008 by autocommander-mun and approved by the mods. It's the 2007 live-action movie Transformers' equivalent of New Year-type celebrations, and this is what can be expected:

On Wednesday, those who enter the Bar proper will find that the place has broken out in construction toys. All kinds of them- furniture made entirely of Legos, Capsela constructs whizzing stuff back and forth overhead, the walls are suddenly made of moving, functional Erector sets, Tinkertoy light fixtures- you name it. A furnace, safely locked so that it cannot be entered by accident, will have replaced the fireplace. Patrons who approach the Bar Herself will be presented with vidscreens wishing them a good Cubefall and offering them several test reconfigurations- physical forms different from their own, which they can choose to try on for the next three days. These can be nearly anything within reason, like at Halloween, but since the holiday is the Cybertronian celebration of the day that the Allspark came to the lump of lifeless rock that became Cybertron, there will always be at least one robot form among the alternatives. (And because Bar is aware that this may bother the organics, there will also always be one small, fuzzy, adorable creature that is in no way humanoid, like a kitten or a tribble or something.)

The form changes are not going to happen to people by surprise, and if someone says no or simply doesn't give an answer when first presented with the option to change, they can ask for their choices back at any point during the duration of the holiday. Cubefall is about choosing new beginnings and deciding upon whether to accept them or not. It's not an involuntary thing. No transformation trauma at all!

At the end of the three days, the vidscreens will appear to people again. Unless deliberately and clearly specified in a moment free of outside interference of any kind, the changes chosen go away at the end of the time period. You have to be sober, awake, in your right mind, etc. for the changed form to stick.

The holiday cannot revive the dead. Once your spark has ceased, it cannot be rekindled. It can change the form of the dead, but they're still dead.

Anything thrown into the furnace during Cubefall will be recycled by Bar into something new and appropriate, and may well count against the thrower's bar tab, since the point of the furnace is to melt down the old and smelt it into the new. Anyone who actually plays with the construction toys and makes changes, whether major or minor, to the area around them will find that he, she, or it experiences a few days of good luck- it's considered an auspicious thing, to make changes at Cubefall.

Illiterate characters get the same vidwindow as everyone else, but their messages are spoken aloud rather than printed. Pregnant characters get the explanatory vidwindow, but do not get offered reconfigurations, as they are in the middle of a systems task not to be interrupted.

Outside is not affected. Bar's ability to provide orders is not affected. People who come into Bar on Thursday instead of Wednesday will get the same vidscreens as Wednesday visitors. People who cannot log in on Friday will have their normal forms back the next time they log in, unless they make arrangements in advance to keep the changes. People who don't want to make any reconfigurations to themselves will not get changed, and will not get another vidscreen unless they specifically ask the Bar for one before Friday evening.

Oh, and you get one (1) transformation for Cubefall. Whatever form you pick, if you pick a form to change into? You have that form until the holiday is over. No changing back and forth; either change for three days, or don't change at all.

Any questions? Let us know! Thanks!

[identity profile] nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com 2011-05-13 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Q: if they become a tribble, does that automatically release them from having to follow rule 3?

*attempts to visualize Security arresting rooms full of tribbles*
seat_five_girl: (cubefall-2009:tribble)

[personal profile] seat_five_girl 2011-05-13 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Who could arrest a tribble?

*purrs*

[identity profile] notabricklayer.livejournal.com 2011-05-13 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
McCoy volunteers.

For science.

[identity profile] works-in-space.livejournal.com 2011-05-13 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Jim will back him up.
mogget_cat: (c-happy place)

[personal profile] mogget_cat 2011-05-13 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yrael would not know where to pounce first. :D :D :D :D

[identity profile] spooky-lemur.livejournal.com 2011-05-13 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
I think this needs to happen...not necessarily on Cube Fall but a tribble invasion would be a wonderful crack plot.

[identity profile] remindmeofthe.livejournal.com 2011-05-13 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously. We need patrons picking Tribbles out of their coffee mugs and having to check themselves all over thoroughly before they can leave and go home;
yakalskovich: (Playing kitten)

[personal profile] yakalskovich 2011-05-14 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconding -- totally needs to happen. Perhaps at some stage in the otherwise event-free time between Cubefall and Halloween?

That would solve the squick factor about the original tribble being a patron, as per Leesha and Jill further down. Those tribbles would just be tribbles.-

Other than that: YAY CUBEFALL!!!

[identity profile] leeshajoy.livejournal.com 2011-05-15 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
I think the idea of a tribble invasion plot has been floated before from time to time. I for one am all in favor!
forgottenmotley: (Laughing lying down)

[personal profile] forgottenmotley 2011-05-25 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I do have a tribble account...
camwyn: Me in a bomber jacket and jeans standing next to a green two-man North Andover Flight Academy helicopter. (Default)

[personal profile] camwyn 2011-05-13 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Tribbles don't wear clothes as a species, so 'no naked' doesn't apply, and David Gerrold specifically wrote Tribbles as being born pregnant so that the film crew wouldn't have to show Tribbles humping all over the ship (seriously- I read an article of his about the episode once), so 'no sex' doesn't either. There's no M'ways rule about no reproducing in public, so.... just gather up a few buckets of tribbles and tell Mr. Julia Fruitnugget and Sunshine Dust that it's popcorn shrimp time.

[identity profile] leeshajoy.livejournal.com 2011-05-13 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
...

um.

Am I the only one a little squicked out at the prospect of a patron suddenly having tribble babies all over the place? And what happens to them when the holiday's over?
minkhollow: (wtf mate)

[personal profile] minkhollow 2011-05-13 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not the only one, no.

[identity profile] spooky-lemur.livejournal.com 2011-05-15 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Thirded...and now ALL my pups are giving me a look.

Tribble invasion is fun only if they are NPCs.

[identity profile] agoodshinkickin.livejournal.com 2011-05-13 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Pregnant characters get the explanatory vidwindow, but do not get offered reconfigurations, as they are in the middle of a systems task not to be interrupted."

Is my favorite sentence of the day.
Thank you for that!
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