What, no DE yet?

[fowl_beast]

Eep, it is about to pass the midday hour.

OK, today, someone creeps up behind your pup and shouts

BOO!

Who does your pup think of first, and how do they react?

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[innerbrat]

*eyes pup list*

There are a lot of broken noses in this scenario, is all I'm saying.

[basic_powers]

>.> Some jumping and there'd be a lot of whimpering as someone has probably found 'the trees are felled at ground level'.

[innerbrat]

OK, OK.

Two broken noses.

One of the others just grabbed you and tossed you over her shoulder effortlessly so you're now flat on your back in front of her and a little bruised, but otherwise unharmed.

A fourth probably winded you by lashing out at first but now he's eying you, wondering why exactly you'd do that. (And if you're Leonardo, he's doing that with some fondness)

A fifth and sixth jumped to high heaven, turned around and are now trying to cover up their embarrassment with some very charming talking.

One drew a sword, but he's putting it away right now.

The eighth knew you were there all along, and is amused at what humans consider funny.

And the last member of my current roster? Just shot you dead.
And doesn't understand all the fuss that's being made about it. You obviously wanted to be shot dead or you wouldn't have yelled BOO behind him.
Frankly he thinks you were asking for it.

[withherhands]

LOL I would highly recommend someone NOT do this to my pup, as he will likely assume they're some kind of attacker/threat and they will be down on the floor and in some pain before they can blink.

[a1enzo]

Enzo spins around into a highly professional defensive posture, but (userpic notwithstanding) does not immediately strike out, because it's probably his girlfriend.

[mogget_cat]

FWOOM!

[death_gone_mad]

*plots*
*several evil plots*

[nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com]

Ace is cringing, automatically.

She does not, for the record, recommend this course of action.

Though cranky not!cat is funny.

[mogget_cat]

She speaks from experience.

^_^ <3

[minkhollow]

Give it another season and a half (whenever we resume canon OOMery) and Claudia will make with the mini Tesla on their ass.

[katyafeline.livejournal.com]

Lessee...

One pup has a very high likelihood of either blowing you up or attacking.

One would probably disappear.

One would turn you into a newt, just for the amusement factor, because obviously you had nothing better to do with your time.

Three knew you were there already. If, for some reason, they didn't know you were there, you'd be shot, or stabbed, or at least not in a happy place right now... for two of them. And one out of three odds of happiness ain't good.

One just shrieked like a girl. She feels this fair, since she is.

One either just hit you, or is now telling you off, at length.

One is just telling you off. Also at length. Nope, still going. Might as well sit down, son, you're gonna be here a while.

[student_of_impossibility]

Including my totally defunct pups I am probably dropping when I am more responsible?

One doesn't react, gives a flat look, and is highly unamused. I don't know who he thinks of.

One jumps a little, then beams and greets cheerfully, with congratulations on being very scary. Really. He probably thinks of a ghoul trying to make an impression.

One yelps like a girl and thinks of Mell Kelly, the gun-happy intern.

One yelps--totally not like a girl--starts, and then takes a deep breath to try to calm the impending heart attack. Toss-up if he thinks of a random vampire, one of the non-evil ones, or one of the Scoobies.

One starts with slightly less of a girlish yelp--which is fair because she is--and is a little startled but calms down and possibly starts yelling in a lovely Scottish accent about sneaking up behind her.

And one attempts (and quite possibly succeeds) at concealing his surprise, although his initial reaction is to reach for a weapon. He probably thinks of one of the Marat, of Ehren, his girlfriend (yes distinct from 'random Marat'), possibly Araris, or Vord.

Lastly, the one who isn't at Milliways yelps girlishly and loudly and either whirls around or whirls around while throwing a punch or an elbow or a kick. She probably thinks of... who even knows. Possibly Clark, who needs a bell on him.

[hey35andholding]

HAH!

With Clem and Jules, some extra lead in your diet; Jules' shot would be spot-on, Clem's would miss by a mile.

Dixie would make a ribald joke about goosebumps and take it all as a good joke.

[aberrantangels]

Strong Bad lashes out with a fistglove.
The Cheat leaps in the air.
Hiro and Rukia draw their swords and whirl around in a blocking pose. So does Obi-Wan, if he senses real danger.
Michael and Ryûk casually turn to look with long-suffering expressions. So does Obi-Wan, if he's not sensing real danger.
Jennifer bodyslides to the nearest unoccupied spot; she's the only one who's copped to thinking of someone specific (Chiraben, obvs).