thebattycakes: (gym)
thebattycakes ([personal profile] thebattycakes) wrote in [community profile] ways_back_room2011-09-29 09:44 am
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What? No DE AGAIN?

What a bunch of slackers y'all are. Pfft.

It's a sad day when Battycakes has to get up early(ish) and take the reins for the DE.

Actually, it's a happy day! Not the getting up early(ish) thing, that stinks, but I don't think I've ever done the DE. So yaaay!

Ack, now I'm nervous. What do I do? What do I do?

OH! I know! Let's go with an oldie but a goodie that seems to bring all the boys (and girls) to the yard!

PROMPT FIC TIIIIIIIME! \o/

And to make it easy on you lazy (and busy) folks, lets make it three sentence fic.

Feel free to abuse punctuation and make it your bitch (or forget the three sentence barrier and go nuts)!

So:

Post in your pups and people will tag them with pairings and/or prompts; be it a word, song lyric, or situation, whatever. Then, fill the prompt with a three (or more) sentence ficcage! Laa!

Easy, no? Fun, yes?

Aright then, let's go get 'em!


[P.S. Someone fill in those empty happy hour spots. It makes me sad to see no shifts taken, but I haven't the time myself. Pick someone fun and new and roll with it! Meet new folks! Have wacky hijinks! Doooo eeeeeet!]

[identity profile] leeshajoy.livejournal.com 2011-09-29 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I just got home from work, so prompt me!

Alyx Vance ([livejournal.com profile] a_mere_child)
Artie Nielsen ([livejournal.com profile] doyousmellfudge)
the cat ([livejournal.com profile] withhistailhigh)
Twilight Sparkle ([livejournal.com profile] no_vampires_plz)
D0G ([livejournal.com profile] g00d_d0ggie)

And what the hell, let's include Hope & Eli Freeman ([livejournal.com profile] vance_freeman).
ceitfianna: (pirate ducky)

[personal profile] ceitfianna 2011-09-29 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Alyx-Her hideout

Artie-Trust me when I say you're wrong.

Twilight Sparkle-The problem of dragon growth spurts
vance_prime: (childhood trauma)

Alyx: Her hideout. (ca. summer 2001)

[personal profile] vance_prime 2011-09-29 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"The Incident." That's what the people who weren't at Black Mesa have started calling it. Those who were there tend to use words like "debacle," "travesty," and "clusterfuck," when they deign to talk about it at all. Everyone who survived the Incident came out of it profoundly changed, and little Alyx Vance was no exception.

She used to be talkative, with a remarkable vocabulary for a two-year-old; now, she never says a word. She used to be an inquisitive, energetic child; now, she just sits in a corner, bundled up in the comforter from the bed in the motel where she and her father are staying.

It's her refuge, her safe haven. As long as she hides under the blanket, the monsters can't get her.

Right?
ceitfianna: (fox kits)

Re: Alyx: Her hideout. (ca. summer 2001)

[personal profile] ceitfianna 2011-09-29 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh poor Alyz, what a way to see your world change.
with_his_tail_high: (roll)

[personal profile] with_his_tail_high 2011-09-30 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
He is the Cat Who Walks By Himself. All true cats are.

He is heir to the night, and the shadows, and the secret places between worlds, as are all of his kin. His dignity and grace are a part of his very being, from his whiskers to the tip of his tail.

But the scent of that finest of all herbs is a siren song. It calls him back to old pleasures, both the innocence of a kitten leaping at shadows and the more mature delights of a queen's heat-cries.

It would be downright unfeline to resist its call. So he doesn't.

His kin will forgive him. They would do the same.
hey35andholding: (Default)

[personal profile] hey35andholding 2011-09-29 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Alyx, after the birth of Hope and Eli; her initial response to motherhood.
vance_prime: (tiny smile)

[personal profile] vance_prime 2011-09-29 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing worth having ever comes easy. It's a truth that Alyx accepted long ago. She knew, on an intellectual level, that giving birth was going to be hell, and parenting would be the most physically and mentally demanding job she had ever undertaken. Knowing it and actually experiencing it, however, are two very different things.

The past week has been a blur of crying babies, messy diapers, and an endless stream of visitors coming to fawn over the first children born in sixteen years. Alyx doesn't think she's slept more than twenty minutes at a stretch since she went into labor. She knows that Gordon hasn't, because he's barely left her side since then.

And yet, when she looks into her children's eyes (a vivid green, like their father's), she can't bring herself to mind any of it in the least.
hey35andholding: (peaceful grooviness)

[personal profile] hey35andholding 2011-09-30 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oh wow, this is absolutely gorgeous! Gaah, how I heart Gordon and Alyx both :)
minkhollow: (pls help?)

[personal profile] minkhollow 2011-09-29 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Artie: a Marx brothers Artifact
doyousmellfudge_archive: (facepalm)

[personal profile] doyousmellfudge_archive 2011-09-29 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Artie sighs and drags a hand over his face. "How many times," he says slowly, "do I have to say 'don't handle the shelved Artifacts' before it finally sinks in? The tag is right there. It says 'INDUCES MUTENESS' in big white letters, but somehow that's not good enough for you?"

A beat.

"Well? Don't you have anything to say for yourself?"

Pete gives Artie a hang-dog expression as he squeezes the bulb-horn in his hand. Honk.
venusadept_2: (Default)

[personal profile] venusadept_2 2011-09-30 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
D0G: impossible things are happening every day
Artie: There's no way that'll fit.
g00d_d0ggie: (his master's voice)

[personal profile] g00d_d0ggie 2011-09-30 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
> D0G WANTS TO GO WITH ALYX

"I know, D0G. But you have to stay here and take care of the twins. I can handle myself."

> ALYX WILL BE IN DANGER

"I don't care. I'm not leaving Gordon in there, and I'm not leaving Hope and Eli unprotected. Those forcefields will fry your circuits in half a second, so that means I have to go in and you get to stay here."

> ALYX'S CHANCE OF SURVIVAL IS NO GREATER THAN 22.8%

"We've done the impossible a hundred times before, D0G. What's one more?"
sardonicynic: stock | fashion ([ atu ] hey jude)

[personal profile] sardonicynic 2011-09-30 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
→ Alyx + Gordon : no parachutes or safety nets here
→ Twilight Sparkle : these are a few of my favorite things
no_vampires_plz: (yay!)

[personal profile] no_vampires_plz 2011-09-30 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Twilight may have a direct line of communication to Princess Celestia via Spike's magic fire, but she still makes use of conventional mail from time to time. After all, she gets mail from ponies other than the Princess... and there are some pieces of mail she receives that she doesn't want to open in front of the baby dragon.

Like the thin, flat paper parcel that Ditzy Doo dropped off this afternoon. Twilight quickly squirreled it away under her mattress before Spike could see it. It's not until late at night, after Spike is asleep, that she pulls it out and removes the brown paper cover.

The cover depicts a brown stallion with an hourglass cutie mark, rearing on his hind legs as he faces a herd of metallic horses. The title proclaims it to be Doctor Whooves, issue #375: "Rise of the Cyberponies."

Even academics have their guilty pleasures.
sardonicynic: stock | fashion ([ gaga ] be cool sodapop)

[personal profile] sardonicynic 2011-09-30 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee.

Beyond adorbs, through and through. <333