Wednesday Night Shout Outs!

[ladyoflorien]

Tonight's extra late edition of the Shout Outs comes courtesy of getting distracted by fireworks, one's own canon rewatch, and the letters F, A, I, and L. *shifty*

It's still Wednesday somewhere, and there's still plenty of awesome to be shared! Hit me with the good stuff. I'm talking threads, OoMs, finished slowtimes, fics, sandbox things -- wherever there's awesome, we'll be there.

• What better treat could there be today than a slew of Captain America OoMs? There is a lot of gold in Steve's latest EP. Go! Read!
  
• It's always a treat to see Barbara Gordon, but I'm especially fond of her thread with Lois Lane.
  
• Is anyone else following along with the wacky Norse gods? Because I'm a little creeped out in all the best ways.

I know I missed a lot, especially over the weekend, so I'm counting on you guys to fill me in! What's awesome, Milliways?

Comments

[morethanprops]

There's been a lot of good stuff. We RP to beat the heat.

Kate Barlow's peaches, this is a wonderful EP and idea. All the threads are great.

Luna practices her shielding. I love the reactions to her sign.

Yrael and Tesla talk Mythbusters, Sameth in my head backs away.

Ace's reboot and return, that OOM is amazing.

Now share more.

[ikissdhimbck]

Thank you!

[gavin62truck]

I just had to shut Tommy up before he said anything about Kate's peaches.

[boston_bruiser]

"They're real good peaches. Best I've ever had. Real sweet."

That's Voodoo leaning over your shoulder, Tommy.

Punch him if you want. The mun won't mind.

[gavin62truck]

That's funny. Because Tommy totally would've barged in on the part where Voodoo called Kate a "shitty liar."

As it is,


Three. Two. One.

FIST TO THE FUCKING FACE, ASSHOLE

and also the PINNING TO THE FLOOR

and also the MAKING VOODOO EAT SAID FLOOR

[boston_bruiser]

"YOU HIT LIKE A BITCH!"

THWOCK

"WAS THAT A CROSS, OR IS IT JUST YOUR TIME OF THE MONTH?"

THWOCK

"IF YOU HIT ME AND I FIND OUT ABOUT IT-"

THWOCK

[gavin62truck]

BASH BASH BASH BASH

BASH BASH BASH BASH

BASH BASH BASH BASH

oh and also

BASH BASH BASH BASH


And Tommy thought he talked too much.

[boston_bruiser]

Voodoo's...Voodoo's laughing.


(The mun is as weirded out as you are.)

[gavin62truck]

Huh.

Well, maybe if Tommy introduced Voodoo's face to a table?

SHMASH

Like so.

[boston_bruiser]

Nnnope, still laughing.


Except not for long, because in a heartbeat Voodoo's got Tommy's arm at a very uncomfortable angle -

- and then he has him on the floor with a knee on the small of Tommy's back, pulling his neck back with the crook of his elbow in a very tight blood choke.

"Say uncle, motherfucker."

[gavin62truck]

"Jeezus Christ, you suck."

[boston_bruiser]

The choke becomes tighter. "Didn't sound like 'uncle' to me."

[gavin62truck]

"You mother- UNCLE. SHIT."

[ikissdhimbck]

Do you know what former schoolteachers are good at?

They're real good at taking naughty boys by the ear so hard they might start to think she'll tear the whole damn thing off.

Voodoo clearly wasn't using them anyway.

"Why don't you boys get up off the floor before I make y'both permanent fixtures, hmm?"

tug.

"Brian?"

[boston_bruiser]

This? This is the face of a cherub.

"Mornin', Miss Barlow," Voodoo says, releasing the choke and pushing Tommy's face into the floor. "Just educating Mister Gavin here on the major blood vessels of the human neck. Ain't that right, Mister Gavin?"

[gavin62truck]

"Frk ymm."

We all know what that translates to.

[ikissdhimbck]

"You moonlightin' as a teacher now?"

Well, how interesting! Kate's all smiles as she leans in.

"Lemme give y'a pointer when it comes t'health class. If y'don't let Mr. Gavin go, gettin' your lips on my peaches is gonna be the farthest thing from your mind, 'cuz I'll be sure you're chokin' on your own nuts for the rest of your life."

She pats his cheek, hard, then squeezes his chin. All sweetness and affection.

"Y'understand me?"

[boston_bruiser]

Voodoo smirks. No, that's it. He just smirks.

Then he pats her cheek and squeezes her chin.

"I'd like to see you try, Miss Barlow."

Still, he lets poor Tommy go.

[gavin62truck]

After Tommy takes his first gasp of air, he staggers to his feet, and the first thing he says to Voodoo is:


"Brian??"

[boston_bruiser]

And Voodoo just smirks and shrugs.


There is nothing he can say that could possibly be more entertaining than what must be going through Tommy's mind right now.

[OOC: It's a Tommy-Voodoo tag order until otherwise noted - Katemun's holding back for now.]

[gavin62truck]

"Brian. Your name is Brian. Seriously. I almost let a kid named Brian beat me up. Well, you wanna know something, Brian?"

He gets up close in his face, finger jabbing and pointing, only because Kate is hovering in the background and she'll come to his rescue see to it that nothing else happens.

"Next time you even think of talkin' shit about anybody in this bar, and I don't even have to like them, I will hear you, and I will find you, and goddammit I will bash your face in so hard that you'll hafta breathe outta your ass. I swear to God. And you wanna know something else, Brian?"

[boston_bruiser]

"Sure."

[gavin62truck]

He kicks Voodoo hard in the balls


and then he runs away.

[boston_bruiser]

[OOC: BAHAHAHAHA, HOW DOES THAT NEVER GET OLD.]

"AUGH!"

Voodoo hits the deck, clutching his family jewels, eyes screwed shut in pain.

"I'LL FUCKIN' KILL YOU FOR THAT, GAVIN!"

[ikissdhimbck]

Kate will just be standing here.

Facepalming.




"Boys."

[gavin62truck]

Middle finger. "Kiss my ass, Brian!"

Wave to Kate. "See ya, babe! Love your peaches!"

He's out the door with a slam.


[OOC: DYING. THESE TWO IDIOTS. I DON'T EVEN. WHAT.]

[boston_bruiser]

[OOC: I CAN'T. I HAVE LOST ALL ABILITY TO CAN.]

Voodoo's quiet for a long, long while.


Then he rolls over to face Kate.

"Can I get some more peaches for this? As compensation?"



"Like, 'peaches' as in the jar kind."

(In case it was unclear.)

[ikissdhimbck]

"Tell y'what."

She crouches down next to him, setting her elbows on her knees.

"When your testicles descend again, you've got a date with me. An' y'better gird your loins, son, 'cuz I plan on showin' you how serious I was before."

She pats his cheek again, a little harder than before.

"You an' Tommy are hereby cutoff from my peaches, wise ass. I'll send a rat t'collect you."

[boston_bruiser]

Okay, so he got kicked in the nutsack.

By Gavin.

(Again.)

He and Tommy are cut off from Kate's peaches.

(That's a first.)

Aaaand Kate's called him by his first name.

(That's actually a second.)


At least he still has his pride.


Well. As much pride as a man can have while prone on the floor in agony, clutching his crotch.

"'preciate it. Kate."

(Well, if he's got a date with her, he's gotta start calling her that, doesn't he?)



"Sushi on the porch? Half-hour before sunset?"

Pushing his luck? Whatever do you mean?

[ikissdhimbck]

"Half-hour before sunset?"

She has a loooong look at his privy parts.

And laughs.

"Ain't you the optimist."


Funny, funny boy.

[boston_bruiser]

"After getting kicked in the balls, it ain't like my day can get much worse."

You might want to hold off on that, Voodoo.

[ikissdhimbck]

"Don't tempt fate."

Her lips twist.

"She's a fickle bitch."

It's not real clear who exactly Kate's talking about, but she doesn't give him long to think on it. With a pat to his head, she saunters off and leaves him in the middle of the floor.



(She probably will send that waitrat 'round. She isn't heartless.)

[minkhollow]

Orpheus bartending! Awesomeness!

Also: THE HOUR OF HAPPINESS. All the rst of it, but in particular Luna-Belar.

[sky_child]

I loved Luna and Belar!

[skidmo]

Awww, thank you!

[minkhollow]

I wanted to tag (and so did quinby, for that matter, but then her computer up and died), but I'm trying to get all the boys out and about this week, so Apollo will probably have an EP soon. :D?

[skidmo]

:D!

I need to bring Orpheus in mid-recording session as well sometime soonish.

[minkhollow]

ahahahahaha that should be fun. XD

[skidmo]

Oh, yes. XD

[boston_bruiser]

HHHWAT.

HOW HAS NOBODY MENTIONED THE TOMMY/VOODOO THREAD IN TODAY'S DE.

(Granted, it's not technically in-Bar, BUT STILL.)

[ikissdhimbck]

You beat me to it. I just about lost it when I read that thread. ^___^

Also seconding Luna's happy hour, and Yrael's EP. And also shouting out Karkat's letter, and Demeter's lovely EP.

[ladysingsthe]

Lllllllook, I don't even know if this is wrapped, but I think it's almost wrapped and I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER.

Ava and Erik, in the library, with some demons

SO WEIRD

SO GREAT

dear erik's mun, you are awesome