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[boston_bruiser]

Okay! Because I currently a) am an insomniac, and b) possess an innate desire to see my inbox explode, you get a DE early!

It's the Car Chase Meme!

(It was either this or the Seven Minutes In Heaven meme. Bow chicka bow wow.)

Here's what you do:

1. Tag in with as many of your pups as you want. They're now in a high speed car chase! (What's that? They can't drive? Well, now they can. Kind of. SURPRISE.)
2. They are pursuing/being pursued by whoever tags them.
3. As the comm I plagiarized stole blatently copy-pastaed borrowed this meme from says: "Go wild. Too short to reach the pedals? That's what cinderblocks tied to feet are for, okay? What do you mean your entire cast is suddenly in the car with you? Obviously they're supposed to be there. Have you ever fired a gun whilst in a high speed pursuit? Now's as good a time as any! And what about the dinosaurs? Well-- no, wait, what dinosaurs?"

Comments

[boston_bruiser]

All my pups in one car!

[ask_the_right_questions]

Erik may well be driving.

But it's Jack and Alfred who are riding shotgun (I hope you've got that M60 on hand, Voodoo. You're gonna need it).

So, I hope you were listening for the screech of wheels as they pulled out, or your tyres are going to be flat, in less time than you can say "Open Fire."

[bornuntotrouble]

[fantasticfireferret]

[psyched_you_out]

Do your worst!

[boston_bruiser]

Challenge accepted. Motherfucker.

[Hear that squealing of tires behind you, Shawn?

Well, in any case, you'll probably see the pickup in your rear-view mirror.]

[ask_the_right_questions]

.

[againsttherules]

..

[battle_butler]

...

[1nv1nc1ble]

"Wrong side of the road!" shouts Mark as he swerves to avoid getting hit. He yanks the wheel of the Honda CR-V (2003, some sort of brown; it's his mom's) around and accelerates after the British driver. Somebody needs to catch him before he hurts somebody!

[hey35andholding]

.

[sunbaked_baker]

Vroom vroom.

[knightoftheswan]

.........

OH GOD THIS THING HANDLES WAY DIFFERENT THAN A HORSE OR A SWAN.

[basic_powers]

"HEY MEDIEVAL!!"

HRRNK HRNNK!!

"OUTTA THA WAY!"

...how did a boy that age learn to drive a school bus???

[1nv1nc1ble]

"Man... Mom's gonna kill me if I scratch the car," mutters Mark as he makes his way through traffic.

[mogget_cat]

That would be when some other vehicle bumps Mark's car.

"Oops," grins the pale driver over his shoulder at Mark.

The red-head in the passenger seat very much looks like she'd rather be elsewhere.

[rowanberries]

"...Captain Harkness, you drive like a maniac."

"Says the guy from a preindustrial society."

"And yet I am rapidly beginning to grasp the basics of how not to operate one of these vehicles. Left here."

"You cannot know that, you don't live here!"

"I glanced at a map earlier. Master Fray, I don't care how undead you are, kindly use the restraints."

"Rut off, m'not staying in the backseat like some kid!"

"You most certainly are, unless you are furnishing me with an excuse to be rid of you."

"Sabriel, you are my favourite."

"Eyes on the road, Captain!"

"I hate you all. Except you, Shelley, I like you."

*Whimper*

[ladysingsthe]

What exactly is Puck driving? From the rearview mirror, it looks a lot like a cross between a miniature tornado, a disco roller derby, and an ice cream truck.

All that can really be determined is the music blaring from its speakers:

"ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, I'M GONNA FIND YOU, I'M GONNA GETCHA-GETCHA-GETCHA-GETCHA--"

"CAN WE PICK ANOTHER SONG?" demands Ava at the very tip-top of her lungs.

"WHAT?" Puck replies pleasantly, hanging a hard left that sends Wendy's Middle-cannon clunking across the back of the van.

"Hey easy on the merchandise!" she protests.

[basic_powers]

!!!

[death_fangirl]

[ever_lovin]

On a dark desert highway, a heavily modified Hummer roars. Jess drives grimly while Palamedes mans the guns. In the back seat, which is now open to the elements, Ben chants, "Ride, ride!" while the wind pulls at his mohawk head piece.

The vehicles speakers blast the Gorillaz as a warning to any who would challenge them.

[OOC-I have no idea what this is.]

[mogget_cat]

Cool wind in his hair, Yrael pulls up alongside the roaring hummer in a sporty little thing with its top down.

"Nice box," says the pale driver, amused but not impressed with the gigantic vehicle.

The warm smell of colitas rises up through the air.

[janisthorn]

Tires squeal as the Shelby clips an SUV and continues hurdling down Lombard Street.

"HOW DO I STOP THIS THING!?"

Jim grimaces and draws his six-shooters. "Don't think that's an option, hon."

[mnt_raph]

You know you want to.

[basic_powers]

...Hey Raph, got any idea why that school bus is coming after you?

[1nv1nc1ble]

[I suddenly had this image of Milliways as the Wacky Racers, with dont_turn_around as Dick Dastardly, bringing up the rear. I think there may be something wrong with my brain.]

[basic_powers]

[No that works perfectly fine!]

[gavin62truck]

This is how you drive a fire truck in NYC.

What?

[waco_jim]

A noble steed carrying a mighty drunk is racing beside the great red fire engine, the horse's legs furiously pumping to keep up. Meanwhile, its rider begins to take aim at one of the rear tires.

[withherhands]

....*eyes pup*

[luvs_yogurt]

Michael revs up the RPM on the Charger, feeling her purr and rumble under him as he eyes his target.

Just a scare... just a little trip through a city he's never had the pleasure of playing chase in.

So worth it.