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bjornwilde) wrote in
ways_back_room2012-10-31 06:59 am
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Special Bonus DE: That's our job but we're not mean
OTPs are awesome and great but it's Halloween and so I am adding a little spooky to our DE offerings.
What startles or creeps out you and your pups? I'm not looking for life fears, more what sort of things would be in the perfect Haunted House to get your scream on. For instance, Ben has a thing about Werewolves which is really silly given his power set. Actually, now that I think about it vampires would likely get him too. I blame growing up with the Universal monsters and too many Hammer movie marathons.
What startles or creeps out you and your pups? I'm not looking for life fears, more what sort of things would be in the perfect Haunted House to get your scream on. For instance, Ben has a thing about Werewolves which is really silly given his power set. Actually, now that I think about it vampires would likely get him too. I blame growing up with the Universal monsters and too many Hammer movie marathons.

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I'll have to reply later with my other pups as they're not speaking up. Hank is saying something about not carrying number when doing multiplication. I'll be back later; once I get my daughter to school, I have the day off!
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I find myself only scared of things after watching a scary film/reading a horror story. Like creepy, unexplained noises in a dark room after a movie would have me turning on every light in the house. But, on a normal day? I'd figure it was the cats.
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Myself, I haven't really encountered anything I really feared. At most I am really cautious about certain things, like maybe heights and lack of railings. I will jump at unexpected things, though.
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Gene: Nothing. Monsters are monsters, and things to be faced down. Supernatural stuff, he doesn't believe in.
Bruce Wayne: Bats
Bruce Banner: AHAHA. Nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing's scarier than he is; or rather, scary enough to put him in danger.
Harry Potter: Dementors. He knows what werewolves can do, so he's scared of them - but not so scared that he won't face one, like he did in canon. Ghosts and whatnot, he's grown up, so no bother. And really, once you've faced down Voldy a time or two, other things tend to pale.
ETA: I should have said - BB is more afraid of himself than anything else. If you count the Other Guy as himself.
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(Kind of hard to put 'flying' in a haunted house.)
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Ace: Cybermen, especially the partial converts. Just the idea that they can take previously fine human beings and turn them into Cybermen without so much as token resistance is freaky.
Glor: .............................................. um. Um. ...... Um. There's things that scare him? Like the idea that he'll somehow fail to protect the twins, or that something will happen to Arwen, things like that... but.. usually his first thought about traditionally freaky stuff is '... yeah, I can take that'. .... Maybe Mandos. In a bad mood.
Shaz: Screwdrivers. Do not even.
Bones: Mind control. It's always pressed a few buttons, and his future canon will only make it worse.
Oswin: ........ Vampires? ... Obvs. Daleks, but who isn't (besides Ace, Ace doesn't count, Ace is a freaking nutter)?
Haymitch: Brightly colored birds, fluffy squirrels, idyllic pastoral scenes. Freaks him right out. He is gone.
Balthazar: Morgana. Morgana is freaky. Also clowns.
Katya: Wonderbread. Um. No, but. She's also of the '... yeah, I could take that' camp of thinking. Oh! The mostly-faded remnants of Others in the Gloom. Those are Not Fun.
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Splinter has a fear of cats that he's worked through, but every now and again it creeps up on him.
Aang was afraid of Firelord Ozai...also math tests. And being caught without pants on.
Bumi is pretty fearless, as is Ida.
The Loompas fear The Wonka...and Vermicious Knids.
Mike just doesn't like to be snuck up on, he screams like a tiny child when surprised. Which...given that he's a ninja can be problematic.
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I think Mark's got a fear of the walking dead. He loves zombie films, but I think if he's ever confronted with actual zombies (cue evil chuckle from mun), he'd probably freak out.
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<.<
Someone should totally point out that many of the patrons do fall under the technical definition of 'zombie', sans eating brains.
:D?
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I've been getting them more and more lately over the past couple of summers. So I've had to devise means of slaying them without getting too flaily and grossed out. A spray can of glass cleaner works WAY better than Raid.
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When the Singularity hits I'm pretty much screwed.
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As for Felix... his fears are mostly existential things. One of which I'm in the process of trying to apply to him. But there's nothing I can particularly point to and say "yes, that scares him, put that in his haunted house."
Maybe zombies, but I think That Nightmare is mostly scary because it's a nightmare rather than because of its trappings.
Fluttershy is scared of dragons. And also of being noticed, but that's harder to include.
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As for myself, bugs crawling on me icks me out. Not bugs themselves, just the crawling. I also have a bit of trypophobia, which is "an irrational fear, of clustered geometric shapes, especially small holes." Things with holes or lacy patterns just kinda give me the willies. :P
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Artemis has issues with sensory mismatches. Things that make it look like the wall is jumping out to mug you, or tilted twenty degrees to the right, that sort of thing.
Tyler... mostly has had his sense of fright broken. He twitches around the sound of unexpected gunshots though.
Robo hates bugs. Hates hates hates and is willing to use directed energy weapons on them.
Janet currently doesn't have much, but I predict an upswing in issues with body snatcher scenarios. Freakin' Skrulls.
Re: Ako
I reeeeeally hope she found a different profession to be in.
Re: Ako
I was pretty amused by the idea that I would have volunteered to watch a surgery if I'd a) been the type to faint at blood and b) known that about myself ahead of time, but I suppose people do.
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IDEK. I'm just happy one of my techs likes fixing maggot dogs. She can have them. All of them. ugh.
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...I am confused by the idea of actually liking that one, but OKAY SURE. Good for her!
Also, your icon is hypnotic. *tears eyes away to hit post*
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Okay, help, brain bleach, ow.
I'm.... really really not sure why my tech likes maggot cases. I mean. Seriously. UGH. But damned if I'm going to stop her.
Everyone has their, like, one thing they cannot do. One of my techs (and, tragically, my best anesthesia tech) cannot do eye stuff with me. Eyes, touching of eyes, manipulating of eyes, total no-go. Another gives me looks from hell if I suggest any sort of surgery that involves skin being moved around. She ain't a fan.
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She can and does push past that fear, but it's there, at least in early canon.
River: hands of blue. Doctors who are remotely skeevy/impersonal/inclined to treat patients as experiments. Puck giving birth in an elevator. Book's hair. Muppets. There's probably other stuff I'm not thinking of. River's bad at suppressing her startle reflex!
Regan: Vampires, bugs, muppets, things lurking under the bed. Reavers.
Thor: ...Is really bad at being afraid. Possibly even when he ought to be. I can think of emotional fears, but for haunted-house stuff... yeah, I'll have to come back to this. Most scary things, Thor either befriends or charges at with head-on glee, or both.
Trowa: Is more capable of being spooked than he lets on, because he doesn't let on at all if he can help it. Um. Cold -- that is, he's not afraid of it, but a cold room will make him more edgy, so air-condition the haunted house. Hmm. I'm sure there are other things, but I'll have to ponder what. He ignores that kind of thing pretty hard.
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Thor would be so curious about these strange Midgardian customs! HELLO, GOOD [ZOMBIE] CITIZEN -- oh, it's a human with makeup and prostheses. Er. Do your people find such costumes worrisome? Mental note!
And then Glorfindel would start cracking up, and that'd set Thor off.
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Can we actualfax do this? 'Cause I'm falling in love with a thread that doesn't exist, whut.
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um. Um? Um.
I KNOW THE CAVES OUT BACK. THEY CAN LEAD TO NOWHERESVILLE, MISSOURI. Or something.
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Especially if he promised (or did) it when drunk. Well it'd have to be less drunk than last time him and Thor went on a bender, but that's not very hard.
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THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL LIFE-AFFIRMING MOMENT OF JOY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
(Havelock, hide that bloody knife behind you, or something!)
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BUT THE LOBSTROSITIES AND CLOWN CAR AND STUFF WERE JUST WRONG.
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...oh, wait, sorry, reading comprehension.
An entire house full of Owen Glendowers? More irritating than scary, though.
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^_^
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