Weekend Entertainment

[boston_bruiser]

What do you get when you combine a tiger with an elephant?






I don't know but the result would probably be terrifying so please don't let any mad scientists you know try to cross-breed them. Also don't run with scissors and always use sunscreen with at least 15 SPF and never ever ever stick knives into wall sockets.






Entertainment! Right. Let's get on that.

Memes! Let's talk memes. What's your favorite meme out there right now? Post it and then people can post under yours with their replies.

Comments

[cameoflage]

My favourite meme ever is "my X is a Y, your argument is invalid".

Does making Sugar Rush racer versions of yourself (or, in this context, your pups... actually that works well for the Homestucks because Trickster Mode) count as a meme? It's pretty awesome and it's certainly popular lately.

Otherwise I'm drawing a blank.

[beenherebefore]

!!! Where can you make these Sugar Rush racers?

[cameoflage]

If there's a racer generator I haven't seen it. I've just seen people drawing their own.

[olive_and_clove]

I kinda keep finding myself thinking "that moment when..." during the day off and on for various things.

[1nv1nc1ble]

I think my favorite meme is still WHARRGARBL. I used to have a dog like that.

[jothra]

That is definitely in my top five.

[thekidfrombrooklyn]

I think I could spend a lot of time at KnowYourMeme. Oh, dear.

[innerbrat]

Post a single sentence from each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick). No context, no explanations. No more than one sentence!

[boston_bruiser]

"Why are we always geologists?"

[innerbrat]

The lock had been turned, but whoever had done so had been in too much of a hurry to check the closure first, and the bar of the lock was left stuck into empty air.

[pullsneedles]

They can resume the discussion when she's not dressed as a maid.

[bbq_platypus]

There are two kinds of people in the world...

[gypsyjr]

“You look like something H.P. Lovecraft dreamed up after a three-day acid trip!”

[spit_it_out]

Maybe the season calls to him because that’s when it happened, but he doesn’t rightly know; can’t remember, memories hazed with time and space.

*

Hunt smokes his cigarette like a man who’s just had sex.

*

‘Gene Stephen Hunt, I am arresting you on suspicion of the murder of Gary-John Lancett. You have the right to remain silent...’

...somewhere along the line, Tyler learnt how it goes.

*

The pain was getting sharp again, a needle stabbing the back of his eyeball.

*

But that wasn't what he asked when he reached his hand out, and placed it on Warren’s elbow to stop him leaving the car.

[againsttherules]

Even the scuba and sub assisted extraction had gone smoothly.

[bbq_platypus]

Because I like to indulge my sarcastic side every now and then.

[abitofawildman]

[shinyhappygoth]

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

[themightyspazz]

I 'unno. What?

[shinyhappygoth]

Elephino.




('Ell if I know, you see. This is admittedly a problematic joke when not spoken aloud.)

[themightyspazz]

Ohhhh I get it! I was too sleepy to recognize it at first, but I get it.

Anyway. LAUGH TRACK FOR YOU.

[shinyhappygoth]

Thank you! Two more that don't rely so much on pronunciation:


What do you get when you cross a dog with a lion?

A very nervous mailman.


What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing; you can't cross a scalar with a vector.

[themightyspazz]

I like them both. Imma steal 'em.

I think my old GEL 002 prof would get a kick out of the scalar one.

[shinyhappygoth]

Can't go wrong with corny math jokes.

The dogXlion one was from a Klutz Press book. I think it was the Rubber Chicken Book.

[themightyspazz]

I remember those! I had one copy with an uber-tiny Batman comic where the Joker and the Penguin escape from jail and beat up Batman and Robin and then get their asses kicked because they're too busy arguing over whether to use laughing gas or Chinese water torture on them.

I thought they'd gone out of print. I need to wiki this, obviously.

[venturedean]

I had the Explorabook when I was a kid. That thing was AWESOME.

[petraarkanian]

Not exactly the best language, but it sends my husband into peals of laugher every time he sees it, or our cat gives him a weird look.

Da Faq Cat

[venturedean]

... that is kind of the cutest cat ever.

[gavin62truck]

This is Tommy's favorite cat. And he hates cats.