Weekend Entertainment

[themightyspazz]

Throwing this one up early, too.

From gavin62truck:

Your pup is a character in a steamy Harlequin romance novel. What's the title, tag line, and/or summary on the back of the book?

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[souffle_girlek]

Novel? Oswin has a series All named after different souffles. For example:

Mexican Chocolate Souffle - She is sugar and spice and everything nice.

Sweet Potato Souffle - Eduardo has always been a loner, but she's offering a little southern comfort.

Lemon Souffle - Who needs lemonade when there are better ways to rise to the occasion?

...

In other news, I appear to be going to hell, wtf. *runs from pup*

[ceitfianna]

Bailey's Chocolate Souffle-He's a troubled math professor who keeps finding trouble, she just wants to keep him from being hurt. Can they find a happy ending without the help of all the liquor for the souffle?

[death_gone_mad]

Desert Rose - After centuries of dealing death, will it be love that finally tames this thorny beau... BRB, laughing myself to sleep

[seat_five_girl]

I can see the cover in my mind. Why did you do that?

*wails*

[death_gone_mad]

Evil mun maybe?

Maybe I should watch her PB's movie Zaki Chan for more ideas

The film tells the story of a rich spoiled girl who falls in love with a young man but her parents refuse such relationship. Her father appoints a body guard for her assigned to keep her away from her beloved boy friend by all means, but she tries to get rid of the watch of this body guard, and by time, she falls in love with him through many comic situations that change the life of this family.

[gavin62truck]

For all the Tommy/Kate shippers out there:

HOSE AND LASSO

~SHE ONLY KISSED THE MEN SHE KILLED, BUT HE LOVED HER LIKE HE LOVED DANGER~

She was an outlaw, a loner, a rebel -- a wild Texas mustang that couldn't be tamed. With a troubled past and a wounded heart, she vowed never to love again. But when a bad-boy fireman with dark secrets of his own came into her life, she found herself caught up in an inferno of desire -- a fire that would consume them both. Can he continue to stoke the flames that burn deep within her? Or will their fiery passion turn to ashes in the end?


YOU'RE WELCOME. (Also thanks to Kate-mun for the title. XD)

[themightyspazz]

Weeeeeell it certainly gives 'it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again' a whole new meaning.







BA-DUM TISH.

[ikissdhimbck]

~shrieking~

[herr_bookman]

The Writer's Hands -- The pen is mightier in this sordid tale of the love of language. But will Autor, a lonely music student, ever explore all of the uses of his tongue?

[awesome_binomial_theorems]

I tried, really I did, but it turns out I have a massive mental block as far as 'Moriarty in a harlequin romance' goes.

They'd totally all be puns on the names of Sherlock Holmes stories, though.

A Study in Scarlet wouldn't even need a name change, handily.

[souffle_girlek]

'A Scandal in Bohemia'?

Oh Professor. *ruuuuuuuuns*

[alsoagreengrass]

I don't even know where to begin.

[not_his_pa]

Okay, I seem to be oddly good at these, don't mind the pup journal. William is blushing a lot in my head.

Albus/Scorpius-Flying Beside You-Scorpius has always known who he was, the son of a family with too much baggage who hides in the clouds to find happiness. When Albus, the son of the famous Potters ends up beside him in Potions' class, his life starts to change. Can those green eyes see more than just a Malfoy?

[gorgonfondness]

I think they find one of these for Mia in Lunar 2, actually. In addition to that, I'm pretty sure the Mia Ausa fan club indulges in realperson-fic. But if I had to do it?

The Guildmaster's Daughter series, which would become an artifact title once it catches up to the point when Mia became Guildmaster. Titles would probably be like Cold as Ice, Light My Fire, Shocking Developments, etc. and there would probably be a lot of experimenting with magic in the bedroom as well as prolonging the Nash/Mia/Draco love triangle.

The Knight, in all honesty, is probably only three sex scenes away from this becoming a reality. He's already a character based on a romantic opera. I can only think of dumb generic titles like The Widower Knight or The Adult Adventures of the Knight of the Swan.

[camwyn]

Swan Song kind of suggests itself, all things considered...

[herr_bookman]

I demand that A Song of Ice and Fire be included as a title.

[a1enzo]

The Ghost in the Machine – He had to journey to a world of flesh to find a love which transcended it!

(Actually, it'd be more like The Machine in the Ghost, hur hur hur. Except not really because he's a program, oh gods, I wanted to say software but with this subject matter I absolutely cannot use the words software and hardware outside of a double entendre. Let alone wetware...)

[ceitfianna]

The easiest one I can think of these for is Charles, I might have more for the others later.

Charles and Erik-The Professor and the Hunter: Erik hunts Nazis until it seems like they will consume his soul but he can't imagine stopping until he meets Charles, an Oxford professor with blue eyes that look into him.

Charles and Iris-Down on the Ground: She's a goddess who has always put her duty first until this mortal walked into her life and now she understands why gods risk so much. Can she balance duty and love?

Charles and Red/Ruby-By the Light of the Moon: Ruby's always done everything her way, she hates the restrictions her grandmother places on her even though she knows their reason. When he walks into Granny's with a smile full of laughter and trust, she begins to dream of another world, if she can just keep control.

Sameth and Kait-Fit with You: A historical romance with some magical elements. She's the proud daughter of a famous house with a secret that could destroy all she loves, he's the misfit son of a royal family that loves him but doesn't understand him. When they meet, their worlds change.

Time for another edit after I had a good shopping trip.

William and Thalia-Storm in the Desert: Thalia was abandoned by her father and has never trusted men easily until he walked into her life, a cowboy without a father who understood family and trust. They learned how to heal each other.

Jane and Tom-Her Own Happy Ending: A Regency Era Romance featuring Jane Austen. Jane has given up on finding love after losing him once and now puts all her love into her writing, but everything is about to change.

[ladysingsthe]

Aphrodite is totally publishing all these.

[dynastessa]

lolololol yeeeees

[death_gone_mad]

Are you going to Millicanon it? Because I feel an odd need to make Amascut go O.O at a book.

:D

[boston_bruiser]

Swanky did Tommy/Kate, now it's my turn to do Voodoo/Remy.

(To make it easier on me, this works from a hypothetical AU where Remy still has Huntington's.)

CALLSIGN THIRTEEN

~SHE WAS A YOUNG MAVERICK DOCTOR. HE WAS A BATTLE-HARDENED SAILOR. BOTH WERE ON THE VERGE OF DEATH.~

The summary will come later.

[ladyoflorien]

Oh god, I can't. Too many women on my roster who could kill me with their pinkie.

WHICH IS TOTALLY WHY YOU GUYS SHOULD WRITE THEM FOR ME. That way, my headvoices can't kill any of us! :D?

(Fair warning: if anyone dares give me Grace/Quaritch, I will flip out. Ashie claims this is hilarious, but it is not. MY BRAIN, OH GOD MY BRAIN.)

[ceitfianna]

Regina/Daniel-Her Secret in the Stable: Her marriage is troubled, but when she's with him everything seems possible. Can they have a happy ending?

Zoe/Wash-In the Black: She's been through hell and back while he's a pilot who always has a laugh on his lips. When they're forced to work together can they discover how much they have in common.

[ladyoflorien]

Bwahaha, I love these! ♥!

[aintwortha]

He's the giant doomed to die, she's the only member of the jeesh to fail under stress.





*runs like hell from the pup who swears this will never, never, never happen. Not before he's 100.*

[yakalskovich]

I only know one for Urq:

The Wolf's Run -- A Highland noble far from his home, wandering through medieval Europe as a lonely wolf, he is as skilled in killing as in pleasure. But can anything ever touch the lost Scotsman's heart again?

[not_his_pa]

Moist/Urq-Can you Catch Me>-Urquhart knows if he can finish this one assassination then he'll be cleared of a great debt but a conman catches his eye and suddenly his plans are tangled up.

Teja/Pyrra-The Fire of You-Ever since his life was destroyed, Teja has gone deeper into despair, but when she comes into his life, more options seem possible. Though her fire might burn him because she's far more than meets the eye.

Poins/Hal-The Prince of the Street-Ned knows that Hal isn't all he seems but he finds that he doesn't really care when the nights are long and sweet.

[yakalskovich]

I love all these! You're really, really good at them. If you ever get tired of being a librarian, you can become an editor at a romance novel imprint.

[arrin]

Kaidan/Shepard -

The Spectre's Psychic Weakness

- HE'D NEVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF SERVING UNDER ANYONE QUITE LIKE HER - When a routine mission goes sour, fast, Kaidan and the Normandy receive a new commander in the form of Colene Shepard. She's capable, captivating, and gorgeous, but they have a rogue Spectre to track down and neither of them can afford to...complicate the chain of command.

Hawke/Isabela -

The Pirate's Champion Series

- A highly acclaimed series spanning years as it follows Kirkwall's Champion and her tumultuous relationship with a Rivaini pirate captain that's run aground.


More to come later.