Daily Entertainment

[themightyspazz]

Hey.

Hey, I got a joke for you, Milliways.

Wanna hear it?



Italian government.



HA. HAHAHA. HAHAHA? HAHAHA!


Ha.


Today's DE is from gavin62truck, and it goes a little something like this:

Tag in with as many either/or questions as you can come up with, and answer other people's questions in character.

Comments

[themightyspazz]

Would you rather:

Fight Bruce Lee or Mike Tyson?

Be educated in the sciences or the arts?

Be gifted with infinite knowledge and cursed with muteness, or cursed with infinite...well, stupidity and gifted with a motormouth?

Have your blood sucked by a vampire or your brain eaten by a zombie?

Be allergic to peanut butter, or be allergic to chocolate?

Difficult questions, these.

[battle_butler]

Fight Bruce Lee or Mike Tyson?

Both. Possibly at the same time.

[chanter1944]

Utterly off topic, but I figure it'll get seen here more easily than it will in a previous day's DE.

Can anybody find that DE about relationships in bar viewed by troll four-quadrant standards? I know there's been one, but I can't flipping find it! Help a girl out?

[ceitfianna]

Would you rather be:

too hot or too cold?

[biggerstingers]

Good or Evil?

Competence not set by question.

[biggerstingers]

Art me! I know people for the SCIENCE! stuff.

[camwyn]

I'm not sure if we actually had one with that focus specifically, but if we did it would have been after 9/15/11 because the DE that day was 'Who or what is your character in love with and why?' and Leesha commented that we should have a DE about troll romance. I'm still searching.

[1nv1nc1ble]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[1nv1nc1ble]

Dude, seriously? This is what you come up with?

[OOC: Just a minor disagreement between pup and mun. Nothing to see here, move along.]

[thenewblack]

Could be worse. Mine is tired enough that almost everything that gets typed out sounds like Robin talking, or worse yet, Wally.

[max_epper]

Sciences all the way!

(He includes ancient linguistics under science)

[aintwortha]

I'm sorry?

What are these concepts? (At least, I assume they're concepts, rather than things, from the way I've heard people talk a little bit about them).

[againsttherules]

Knowledge and Muteness.

One can always write things down.

Also, Tyson every day of the week.

[againsttherules]

Been there, done that. Not much difference between the two.

A cold person can always warm up. So, Cold.

[52_dropoff]

Bruce Lee? Amazing martial artist if probably a bit overrated since there were many better than him who didn't seek the limelight. (Lady Shiva never made a movie.) Mike Tyson? A student of boxing no doubt, but undisciplined and tempermental. If Buster Douglas could take out Tyson, I could. But Bruce Lee might give me pause.

Not to be too immodest, but I think I could take them both, though.

[pirate_gibbs]

Too hot. Since there are easier remedies to being too hot that don't require a large amount of money for firewood.

[thefirststark]

I'll get a research team started on this question as soon as the war is over.

[52_dropoff]

Does anyone truly consider themselves evil? Lex Luthor is the hero of his narrative, saving Earth from Superman. Maybe Darkseid thinks that way. The rest of us are all good in our stories.

[bjornwilde]

Cal-Mex or Tex-Mex?
Robot Uprising or Alien Invasion?
Crab overlords or Molemen?

[ceitfianna]

Would you rather have to get up very early in the morning to work or work through the night?

[justdyedit]

Bruce Lee, to see his moves in action. I fight Tysons just about every day.

And I'll take chocolate over peanut butter any day.

[justdyedit]

Too hot. I hate the cold.

[vance_prime]

I don't think we ever officially had one.

[vance_prime]

Boxers or briefs?

[aaaaaaaagh_sky]

- Fight who, now?
- Probably the sciences. The arts I can pick up on my own.
- Oh, definitely the knowledge-plus-muteness. I'd find a way to write or type.
- Well, the only vampires I know personally are usually willing to wait for a donation bag to be filled instead of actively biting people, so that's not really such a big issue.
- The chocolate one. At least there's protein in peanut butter. I don't like chocolate.