Daily Entertainment

[themightyspazz]

Hey.

Hey, I got a joke for you, Milliways.

Wanna hear it?



Italian government.



HA. HAHAHA. HAHAHA? HAHAHA!


Ha.


Today's DE is from gavin62truck, and it goes a little something like this:

Tag in with as many either/or questions as you can come up with, and answer other people's questions in character.

Comments

[themightyspazz]

Would you rather:

Fight Bruce Lee or Mike Tyson?

Be educated in the sciences or the arts?

Be gifted with infinite knowledge and cursed with muteness, or cursed with infinite...well, stupidity and gifted with a motormouth?

Have your blood sucked by a vampire or your brain eaten by a zombie?

Be allergic to peanut butter, or be allergic to chocolate?

Difficult questions, these.

[battle_butler]

Fight Bruce Lee or Mike Tyson?

Both. Possibly at the same time.

[biggerstingers]

Art me! I know people for the SCIENCE! stuff.

[max_epper]

Sciences all the way!

(He includes ancient linguistics under science)

[againsttherules]

Knowledge and Muteness.

One can always write things down.

Also, Tyson every day of the week.

[52_dropoff]

Bruce Lee? Amazing martial artist if probably a bit overrated since there were many better than him who didn't seek the limelight. (Lady Shiva never made a movie.) Mike Tyson? A student of boxing no doubt, but undisciplined and tempermental. If Buster Douglas could take out Tyson, I could. But Bruce Lee might give me pause.

Not to be too immodest, but I think I could take them both, though.

[justdyedit]

Bruce Lee, to see his moves in action. I fight Tysons just about every day.

And I'll take chocolate over peanut butter any day.

[aaaaaaaagh_sky]

- Fight who, now?
- Probably the sciences. The arts I can pick up on my own.
- Oh, definitely the knowledge-plus-muteness. I'd find a way to write or type.
- Well, the only vampires I know personally are usually willing to wait for a donation bag to be filled instead of actively biting people, so that's not really such a big issue.
- The chocolate one. At least there's protein in peanut butter. I don't like chocolate.

[alsoagreengrass]

Be educated in the sciences or the arts?

Uhm. The arts. I think.

[mnt_raph]

Lee. No question.

I gotta be educated? Is breakin' fingers considered an art?

So...I gotta choose between Donnie and Mike? Pass.

Zombie. I'd rather be dead than regress back to bein' a little turtle again.

Chocolate.

[mnt_mike]

Bruce Lee. No question. Only we wouldn't fight, we'd play Ping Pong.
Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SncapPrTusA

The Arts, totally. Science is what I've got Donnie for.

I could never be mute. Ever.

Vampire. I kind of need my brain. Though,...someone might want to be there handy with a stake because a vampire with my blood would be kind of dangerous.

Both of those would make it impossible for me to eat a Reese's. What...WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?!?!

[sunbaked_baker]

Fight Bruce Lee or Mike Tyson? I have no idea who those people are. Neither?

Be educated in the sciences or the arts? Sciences. They're more practical.

Be gifted with infinite knowledge and cursed with muteness, or cursed with infinite...well, stupidity and gifted with a motormouth? Knowledge and muteness. I can write or type.

Have your blood sucked by a vampire or your brain eaten by a zombie? I'm not answering this. *shudders*

Be allergic to peanut butter, or be allergic to chocolate? Peanut butter, no question!

[needs_fern]

I'd rather not fight anypony, if that's all right with you.

[aintwortha]

I'm sorry, what's chocolate, and what's peanut butter?

[chanter1944]

Utterly off topic, but I figure it'll get seen here more easily than it will in a previous day's DE.

Can anybody find that DE about relationships in bar viewed by troll four-quadrant standards? I know there's been one, but I can't flipping find it! Help a girl out?

[camwyn]

I'm not sure if we actually had one with that focus specifically, but if we did it would have been after 9/15/11 because the DE that day was 'Who or what is your character in love with and why?' and Leesha commented that we should have a DE about troll romance. I'm still searching.

[ceitfianna]

Would you rather be:

too hot or too cold?

[againsttherules]

Been there, done that. Not much difference between the two.

A cold person can always warm up. So, Cold.

[biggerstingers]

Good or Evil?

Competence not set by question.

[aintwortha]

I'm sorry?

What are these concepts? (At least, I assume they're concepts, rather than things, from the way I've heard people talk a little bit about them).

[1nv1nc1ble]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[1nv1nc1ble]

Dude, seriously? This is what you come up with?

[OOC: Just a minor disagreement between pup and mun. Nothing to see here, move along.]

[bjornwilde]

Cal-Mex or Tex-Mex?
Robot Uprising or Alien Invasion?
Crab overlords or Molemen?

[alsoagreengrass]

Cal-Mex or Tex-Mex?

I don't understand. What's Cal-Mex and Tex-Mex?

[ceitfianna]

Would you rather have to get up very early in the morning to work or work through the night?

[alsoagreengrass]

Early, I think?

[vance_prime]

Boxers or briefs?

[igetthatalot]

Either would be an improvement over what passes for smallclothes in Kirkwall.

[herr_bookman]

Immortality and a common life or a an early death and celebrity/infamy?

[mnt_raph]

Common life means borin', right?
I could do without celebrity, but infamy sounds kind'a fun.

[mnt_mike]

You've got 24 hours before your heart explodes. There's no cure, that's it: 24 hours.

What do you do with your last day on earth?

[mnt_raph]

...

You just totally cribbed the plot from Crank, didn't you.

[gavin62truck]

Travel or stay at home?

The city or the country?

Toilet paper roll: over or under?

[justdyedit]

Stay at home, I get enough travel time on my job.

The city all the way. Country is nice for visits though.

Over. You can't grab the end when it under.

[snowpointvictor]

Which would you rather lose: ability to outthink an opponent or outmuscle them?

[boston_bruiser]

Outmuscle 'em. Beating the shit outta people's great 'n all, but strength without the brains to direct it is useless.