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Holy crap, are y'all gonna trash the bar every time Sirius has a night off? Clearly his presence there is some kind of karma-balancer....

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It's the pretty. We're just all so distracted.

Personally, I prefer the angel-and-demon-stuck-in-a-room-together type of drama. This is just crazy.

I'm having fun!

It's psychosis! And I'm under a table with a pirate, Belle, and a crazy Siberian student!

Wait, why I am complaining? :D

Do we know WHY Bartleby has gone off?

(also, I wonder if Sirius gets to yell at him later. "I LEFT YOU IN CHARGE, ARSEHOLE!")

He has "gone off" because he is Nuckin' Futz!

Oh, well. Good to know. *grins*

(Sirius' employee-screening policy clearly needs some work. He's going to add "are you insane and/or prone to insane tendencies?" to the job app.)

He's going to add "are you insane and/or prone to insane tendencies?" to the job app.)

Riiiight. The half-mad Azkaban escapee is going to screen for sanity? Pot, meet kettle. Kettle, this is Pot.

And the Pot is calling Kettle Black.

Kettle Black is another cousin, right?

*facepalm* D'oh!

So. Much. Facepalm.

It needed to be said.

You have no room to talk. Kassandwich.

with un-ion rings. :D

I have absolutely no idea (sexual identity crisis, perhaps) and yet have bloody well managed to get stuck in the middle of it, anyway.

I'm glad Sirius is out back sitting in his lake :D

Wish Tonks was there, too.

This is what happens to nice girls who drink with demons.

Well, you know, now that we HAVE A lake...

So much drunken skinnydipping. *wicked grin*

Oh, and Tonks would definitely be into that, wouldn't she? Shall have to remember that next time Charlie comes to the bar. *cackles delightedly*

*wicked grin* Just remember....

there's a squid in them thar waves.

Well. Some people are into That Sort of Thing, I suppose.

The resident squirk is turtleporn, not tentacleporn!

*sniggers* Sorry.

Friends don't let Friends Drink with Demons. *snicker*

*dies* I SO want that on a bumper sticker...

We should make one!

Maybe that should be the theme on the next round of CafePress items, if there is one...

ooooh. definitely. more merchandise, coming up! *grin*

Quite frankly, and I don't mean to come off as spoiled, this is kinda boring...As soon as they're locked in mortal combat behind the bar and can't get out, there's really no reason for the rest of us to be involved at all...And I wanna play!

A third of my conversation is in the mortal combat. And Tonks'll have to heal him, I'm sure, when he comes out. *sighs*

The psychodramas and the traumas gone
The songs are left unsung and hung
Upon the scars

Are you going to grab his legs? You were in the area, I thought.

Is the charm down?

Well, bugger. Now I have to heal me, too.

Not me! I'm hiding under the table with Luna!

Would someone do me a huge favor and grab Liz? She'd started to back away, but then Bartleby pissed her off, and she launched back into respond to him. She's just kinda hanging there, and it's a little late to have her calmly walk away.

I can have Mat do it, but frankly, it sucks to RP with oneself.

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