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[themightyspazz]

Guess what, Milliways?


It's FRIDAY.

The FRIDAY.

Of a very.

Very.

VERY.

LONG.

WEEK.

(I forgot my Milliversary. Again. By six days this time. Mrgleflerp. Don't wanna make a special post. Wanna sleep.)

If your character went to a zoo and didn't have time to see everything, which animals would they look at?

Comments

[bjornwilde]

Ben would head to the primates.

Val finds your lack of time irrelevant; she'd just teleport and time jump to see everything and attend every show.

Jess is going to be obvious and head for the arachnids and insects. If they don't have them, she heads for the meercats.

Hank can't decide so likely ends up wandering around the exhibit closest to the front gates.

Thalia heads for the eagles and other birds of prey.

Andrea heads for the big cats and hyenas if the zoo has them. And she totally isn't crying or feeling sentimental.

[nocarename]

Ako wants what ever is cutest. Probably pandas if available. Other than that, birds.

Artemis votes against monkeys. In fact, no primates of any kind.

Everyone else is kind of milling around awkwardly waiting for a monster attack or something similar. Sorry.

[herr_bookman]

The otters.

[death_gone_mad]

Lions
Cougars
Tiger
Sand Cats

Ok, Amascut hates me now. What's new?

I think besides the big cats and the small cats, she would still think zoos are cruel places. Predators should be free to stalk their prey! Prey should be free to maim their predators!

[1nv1nc1ble]

So a quick stop by the bears to release them onto the general populace then? :)

[death_gone_mad]

Bears wouldn't be my first stop. They are omnivores and use that as an excuse to be boring sometimes.

Maybe the wolves first, then other canids, then the snakes, then the baboons. Maybe the chimps if my 'sister' hasn't angered me recently.

[saphyria]

Yrael: *suggests lunch at the aviary* :D?

[death_gone_mad]

"You have the best ideas. I hate you."

[saphyria]

Yrael: *smug* "Indeed. I call dibs on the dancing hors d'ouvres."

[herr_bookman]

That video made me laugh so hard I nearly cried. *slow clap*

[gorgonfondness]

Mia would be at the aquarium side so fast it'd make your head spin. Or if they're lacking in that department, the reptile house.

Lucas would look up at you and ask why we don't have time to see everything. Because of the resulting guilt trip, you would end up subsequently late for whatever you guys had planned after the zoo because he had to stop and say hi to everyone. Serves you right for not planning a full day at the zoo.

Lohengrin doesn't quite seem to get the concept and isn't showing any interest when I try to explain.

"It's a bunch of animals all together in one spot."
"And what do we do with them?"
"We just look at them. It's very nice."
"........"

I guess he's just not a zoo type.

[souffle_girlek]

Ace will go see the cheetahs (or the dik-diks).

Katya will go see the tigers (and maybe go play with them).

Oswin is baffled by this whole thing - wildlife isn't really her speed.

Bones will spend time with the lemurs.

Haymitch wants nothing to do with the zoo, ever, let's go now.

Glorfindel is busy freeing all the creatures (sorry).

Balthazar goes to where-ever Dave has wandered off to, because it's time to train.

[saphyria]

Dave's Roommate: *has Dave at the wolves' enclosure, trying to give a lesson on PARTICIPATING*

[777thdegree]

Very, very dry: "Hello Dave."

*cue terrified squeak and near-topple into the wolves enclosure*

[saphyria]

You know it's true. *snickers*

[death_gone_mad]

"You leave the cats for last, Glorfindel, and I'll help, ok? At least wait until I am far away, please."

Yes... help... that's what she's trying to do... :P

[kd7sov]

Felix doesn't seem very into the idea at first glance, but I think ou could get him interested in the anteaters and/or several African megafauna.

Kain... I have no idea. Possibly the aviary.

Fluttershy would really, really prefer to see them all. Really.

[saphyria]

Sunshine would spend time in the large, walk-through aviary, beaming at all the colorful plumage.

Yrael would also spend time in the aviary, for completely different reasons. >_> Yum.

Zelgadiss would just wander, wondering why there are such places as zoos. There isn't really an equivalent in his world. Possibly, he'd go see the large cats or the bears.

[1nv1nc1ble]

Mark's being a bit unhelpful, but I think it'd be a even chance of either going to the ape house to watch the orangutans or going to the Amazon exhibit and playing "spot the sloth."

[camwyn]

Ellen will be going to any of the displays of felines or equines and staaaaaaaaaaaring. Cats and horses are both extinct in North America in her universe.

I think she'll also wind up wandering over to the area where they keep the animals of India and watching the gaurs for a while, or possibly the water buffalo in the Africa or Asia sections, because: bovines. With one head each.

[ceitfianna]

Awww, I had more sleep today because I got a snow day.

Will would probably like the aviary and the big cats best.

Charles doesn't enjoy zoos that much but he does love butterfly houses if they have them.

William would spend his time staring at all the animals he's never seen before and ignore that one of the tigers is probably Katya.

Moist would go look at chameleons and then birds.

Demeter is another who doesn't like zoos that much and would spend her time watching the families who come visit.

Jane would want to see everything but would end up liking the big cats and otters the most.

Sameth has probably been to a zoo in Ancelstierre and spends a good bit of his time wondering about the construction of everything, but likes the primates best.

Tumnus would be confused and a little unsure in the zoo and keep trying to talk to the animals.

The Pirate King would roar with the lion.

[mnt_mike]

Raph and Mike usually end up at the Reptile house for what I hope would be obvious reasons.

They also might put their hands up to the glass as if they were visiting a friend in prison.

Aang has very specific thoughts about what zoos should look like, so should the zoo he's flying over not keep to his standards the only place he's going in the head office to let them know he's going to remodel.
(I would really love to put Aang in a modern setting. See him bend some concrete.)

Bumi goes for the tigerdillos, or the rabbaroos.