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[themightyspazz]

Dead Money is really not so bad once you get to Level 50 and max out most of your stats.


Oh, who am I kidding, it's still fucking awful.

Your character wakes up to a world populated entirely by clones of themselves. How do they react?

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[a1enzo]

"Okay, who taught the User's little sister how to copy and paste?"

[damncompass]

"What the hell Artifact is this? CLAUDIA PATRICIA DONOVAN, WHAT DID YOU DO?"

[ever_lovin]

Malkovich!

Ok, now that that's outta the way...What. Did. You. Do. Johnny.

[a1enzo]

I love that so far, everyone's first reaction is to assign blame.

[bjornwilde]

To be honest, Val's reaction is more "what reality did I jump to this time?" but that doesn't seem as entertaining.

A close followup to Ben's original post was "what did I eat?"

[a1enzo]

Or possibly what did everyone else eat?

[leeshajoy]

Yay, I'm not the only one whose brain immediately went to that movie!

[bjornwilde]

I loved that movie. = ]

[needs_fern]

Meep! *hides*

(First thought: Changeling invasion)

If it's just that everypony looks like Fluttershy, rather than actually being her mentally and all, sooner or later she'd go look for the Library Fluttershies. Hopefully either the Fluttershy Formerly Known as Prince(ess Twilight) can provide a solution, or the Fluttershy Formerly Known as Spike can still flame a message to the Princesses. If neither of those looks like a good solution, she can go to Canterlot herself and/or hope for Luna to visit her dreams that night.

[mr_gaeta]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

(okay, he would probably not start screaming out loud, but BOY HOWDY would there be some hyperventilating and internal screaming. After all -- as far as he knows -- they still haven't figured out the identity of that final Cylon.)

[master_bruce]

Gene would love it - until he realised there were no women, and no one to shout at.

Bruce Wayne would hate it. He'd have a silent freak out, then dedicate himself to getting the hell out of there.

Bruce Banner would probably have a nervous breakdown. Which would trigger the Hulk, which would then trigger every other Hulk, and pretty soon after that, there'd be nothing but rubble.

[1nv1nc1ble]

I am imagining a Field of Genes (If you build it, he will swear.), as far as the eye can see, all shouting at each other. The ensuing fistfight would be glorious.

Bruce Banner would probably have a nervous breakdown. Which would trigger the Hulk, which would then trigger every other Hulk, and pretty soon after that, there'd be nothing but rubble.

I'm reminded of this, for some reason.

[the_gene_genie]

*sporfle* I AM NEVER GOING TO UNSEE THAT.

But that's OK, because it's perfection. Omg, the piss up after the fight would be even more glorious. :D \o/

And hee, that's a great video. Now I'm imagining endless Hulk's sitting around having exhausted themselves busting on unbreakable versions of themself.

[thekidfrombrooklyn]

The ensuing fistfight would be glorious.
I'm picturing it like the Burly Brawl from the second Matrix movie.

[1nv1nc1ble]

"Um... wow. Anyone want to watch 'Night of the Living Dead'?"
*Overwhelming noise of approval*
"Hmm. I'm gonna need a bigger couch."

[mnt_mike]

"Nothing good will come from this."

That's pretty much what every single one of my pups would say when confronted with this reality.

Raph would get freaked out, which means he'd get angry.
Mike would get freaked out, which means it'd be a planet of overcompensating humor.
Splinter would get freaked out, but at least there'd be lots of tea.
Aang would get freaked out...you know, Aang might actually be okay about it.

Bumi...let's just not go there.

The Loompas have already pretty much lived with this, and so they'd react with anger.

Ida would just figure that she finally made it to the O2STK warehouse.

[ceitfianna]

All of mine would be disturbed by it and try to get away.

The only one who would have a brief moment of that could be useful is Moist. Sameth and Charles would be curious as well uncomfortable.

[not_my_sandbox]

Amascut would be confused. If any of the Amascut's got over the confusion, there would be a battle royale due to one Amascut poking at another to verify the other's Amascutness.

Evil Chicken would be surprised the other Evil chickens didn't leave him/her behind, once verifying that those other chickens are evil chickens. Because what do a bunch of evil chickens do? Start the revolution against their oppressors in earnest, of course!

Fixit: "Are we building anything yet? Let's build something awesome!" And then a Dyson Sphere happens.

[thekidfrombrooklyn]

Most of mine would be either embarassed, annoyed or confused. Steve would wonder what new experiment of SHIELD's this was.

[aaaaaaaagh_sky]

"For the love of God, say something other than 'Gary'! Or 'Ellen', either!"

... Ellen has highly specific mass cloning issues.

[cameoflage]

Aradia would get a major sense of déjà vu and have to check that they weren't her future or alternate-timeline selves. She'd probably enjoy it if they were simply copies of her.

Dr Thurlow would freak out and assume that they'd either gone insane again, spontaneously transported themself to somewhere even stranger than Fallen London or Milliways, or broken the universe somehow. Once they'd settled those issues I think they'd get along alright with the rest of themselves. (Probably more like siblings than anything else; Thurlow has no shortage of self-esteem but they're a very critical person, so they'd be alternately complimenting and insulting each other. There would be fistfights, no doubt.)

[hey35andholding]

Clem: Start an orgy. Or spend all day doing each other's nails.

Dixie: Well, she's already been part of one sister act...

Pinkie: No. Not. AGAIN!

Jules: Would be BFFs with all of them.