Clementine: Patron saint of make-up and adjustable bras. Worship rites include the annual Stuffing of The Cups and feast days dedicated to Tammy Bakker. Worship
Juliet: Patron saint of Quality Coffee and Cute Ponytails. Using one of those hairstyling hoops is strictly forbidden. Soccer mom central.
Dixie: Patron saint of Burlesque. Christina Aguilera is a major donor. Everyone knows the words to "Do Right Man," the hymn of choice.
Pinkie Pie: Patron saint of baking. EVERYONE MUST SHARE THEIR SWEETS. That is a rule!
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Juliet: Patron saint of Quality Coffee and Cute Ponytails. Using one of those hairstyling hoops is strictly forbidden. Soccer mom central.
Dixie: Patron saint of Burlesque. Christina Aguilera is a major donor. Everyone knows the words to "Do Right Man," the hymn of choice.
Pinkie Pie: Patron saint of baking. EVERYONE MUST SHARE THEIR SWEETS. That is a rule!