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[boston_bruiser]

I'm staying up too late.

From no_vampires_plz:

1.) Post in with a list of your pups.
2.) Tag other pups with suggestions of products, real or imaginary, that said pup might endorse.
3.) Respond to your pup's tags with a brief in-character testimonial on the virtues of the product suggested.
4.) ???
5.) Profit!

Comments

[boston_bruiser]

Voodoo (boston_bruiser)
Mako (fantasticfireferret)
John Marston (bornuntotrouble)

[jjprobert]

Jack West (againsttherules)
Bean (aintwortha)
Erik Selvig (ask_the_right_questions)
Max Epper (max_epper)
Alfred Pennyworth (battle_butler)

[gavin62truck]

Voodoo: Foot-in-Mouth Remover
Mako: No-Burn Fireproof Underwear
John: Vengeful Mood Music, a 10-CD set of greatest hits

[gavin62truck]

Tommy Gavin gavin62truck
Lt. Kenny "Lou" Shea lt_shea62truck

[boston_bruiser]

Tommy: Pregame hangover pills.
Lou: A family pack of microwavable beef and bean chimichangas.

(My first choice for Lou was Betty Crocker Devil's Food cake mix. Is this too cruel?)

[gavin62truck]

Jack: Croc-B-Gone Crocodile Repellent
Erik: Norse Gods for Dummies
Alfred: The Butler Warehouse, for all your buttling needs

[alchemistseraph]

Tsu'tey (braveomaticaya)
Noriko (electro_kinetic)
Hal (imitatethesun)
Finvarra (sidhe_king)
Ganymede (the_cupbearer)

[wanderlustlover]

bright_daughter | Star (Tarot)
queenofmay | Maid Marian (BBC Robin Hood)
heartofthedream | Jean Grey | Phoenix (X-Men)
themidnightson | Edward Cullen (Twilight)
tobeclosetohim | Jo Harvelle (Supernatural)
real_or_notreal | Peeta Mellark (Hunger Games)
the_fairest | Snow White | Mary Margaret Blanchard (Once Upon a Time)
thebesteverseen | Lt. Commander Steve McGarrett (Five-0)
27yrsandwelldoitagain | Audrey Parker (Haven)

[gavin62truck]

Noriko: Manic Panic hair dye

[gavin62truck]

Edward: 100% All-Natural Glitter
Snow or Mary Margaret: The Fairest Tooth Whitening Kit
Steve: Manly Flip-Flops for Manly Men

God I'm so silly this morning.

[a1enzo]

You are far too good at this.

[a1enzo]

Enzo Matrix

[orange_lily]

Fujita Yugo.

[nocarename]

There may be a delay on responses. Work, blahg.

Artemis Crock
Robo Tesla
Janet van Dyne

[sdelmonte]

Captain Kirk
Alex Knox
Charlie!Question
Joshamee Gibbs
Cyborg
Howard Stark

[not_my_sandbox]

This should be interesting.

Amascut death_gone_mad
Fairy Fixit fairy_fixit
And hell, why not
Evil Chicken fowl_beast

[gavin62truck]

MegaBites Energy Bars

[gavin62truck]

It's what happens after working a decade at a job that requires you to pay attention to nothing but commercials.

[a1enzo]

Huh. They… have to be called MegaBites, do they?

[camwyn]

Gordon Freeman acts_of_gord
Adrian Shephard hecu_marine
Ellen Park aaaaaaaagh_sky
BLU Medic hands_of_blu
Varric Tethras igetthatalot
Mordin Solus pattersongs
El Santo el_enmascarado_de_plata
Ray Stantz gone_byebye

[leeshajoy]

Alyx Vance
Twilight Sparkle
Princess Luna
Vanellope von Schweetz

[gavin62truck]

Kirk: Old Spice (because really, what's better than Shatner advertising Old Spice)
Gibbs: Sirens Away! Anti-Mermaid Ointment
Stark: Dapper Dan Pomade

[leeshajoy]

Kirk: breakaway shirts.

[gavin62truck]

How about GigaBites?

[a1enzo]

Since Gigabyte was the upgraded virus whose explosion destroyed Mainframe's twin city, that's arguably even worse. (And the pre-upgrade version was Killabyte, which is a shame, since KillaBites would totally be a snack food.)

Actually, you know what? I can work with this concept. Give me a nano…