Daily Entertainment: HI, BILLY MAYS HERE

[boston_bruiser]

I'm staying up too late.

From no_vampires_plz:

1.) Post in with a list of your pups.
2.) Tag other pups with suggestions of products, real or imaginary, that said pup might endorse.
3.) Respond to your pup's tags with a brief in-character testimonial on the virtues of the product suggested.
4.) ???
5.) Profit!

Comments

[boston_bruiser]

Voodoo (boston_bruiser)
Mako (fantasticfireferret)
John Marston (bornuntotrouble)

[gavin62truck]

Voodoo: Foot-in-Mouth Remover
Mako: No-Burn Fireproof Underwear
John: Vengeful Mood Music, a 10-CD set of greatest hits

[jjprobert]

Jack West (againsttherules)
Bean (aintwortha)
Erik Selvig (ask_the_right_questions)
Max Epper (max_epper)
Alfred Pennyworth (battle_butler)

[gavin62truck]

Jack: Croc-B-Gone Crocodile Repellent
Erik: Norse Gods for Dummies
Alfred: The Butler Warehouse, for all your buttling needs

[gavin62truck]

Tommy Gavin gavin62truck
Lt. Kenny "Lou" Shea lt_shea62truck

[boston_bruiser]

Tommy: Pregame hangover pills.
Lou: A family pack of microwavable beef and bean chimichangas.

(My first choice for Lou was Betty Crocker Devil's Food cake mix. Is this too cruel?)

[alchemistseraph]

Tsu'tey (braveomaticaya)
Noriko (electro_kinetic)
Hal (imitatethesun)
Finvarra (sidhe_king)
Ganymede (the_cupbearer)

[gavin62truck]

Noriko: Manic Panic hair dye

[wanderlustlover]

bright_daughter | Star (Tarot)
queenofmay | Maid Marian (BBC Robin Hood)
heartofthedream | Jean Grey | Phoenix (X-Men)
themidnightson | Edward Cullen (Twilight)
tobeclosetohim | Jo Harvelle (Supernatural)
real_or_notreal | Peeta Mellark (Hunger Games)
the_fairest | Snow White | Mary Margaret Blanchard (Once Upon a Time)
thebesteverseen | Lt. Commander Steve McGarrett (Five-0)
27yrsandwelldoitagain | Audrey Parker (Haven)

[gavin62truck]

Edward: 100% All-Natural Glitter
Snow or Mary Margaret: The Fairest Tooth Whitening Kit
Steve: Manly Flip-Flops for Manly Men

God I'm so silly this morning.

[a1enzo]

Enzo Matrix

[gavin62truck]

MegaBites Energy Bars

[orange_lily]

Fujita Yugo.

[1nv1nc1ble]

Miracle Gro

[nocarename]

There may be a delay on responses. Work, blahg.

Artemis Crock
Robo Tesla
Janet van Dyne

[sdelmonte]

Captain Kirk
Alex Knox
Charlie!Question
Joshamee Gibbs
Cyborg
Howard Stark

[gavin62truck]

Kirk: Old Spice (because really, what's better than Shatner advertising Old Spice)
Gibbs: Sirens Away! Anti-Mermaid Ointment
Stark: Dapper Dan Pomade

[not_my_sandbox]

This should be interesting.

Amascut death_gone_mad
Fairy Fixit fairy_fixit
And hell, why not
Evil Chicken fowl_beast

[camwyn]

Gordon Freeman acts_of_gord
Adrian Shephard hecu_marine
Ellen Park aaaaaaaagh_sky
BLU Medic hands_of_blu
Varric Tethras igetthatalot
Mordin Solus pattersongs
El Santo el_enmascarado_de_plata
Ray Stantz gone_byebye

[gavin62truck]

Gordon: The Crowbar Emporium
Ellen: Cram! It's What's for Dinner
El Santo: Muy Suave Luchadore Mask Fabric Softener

[leeshajoy]

Alyx Vance
Twilight Sparkle
Princess Luna
Vanellope von Schweetz

[a1enzo]

Twilight Sparkle: Oh... um... what would they have for horn care? Horn polish? Horn wax? Something similar to nail strengthener? Anyway, one of those products.
Princess Luna: Mane Magic™ royal conditioner (for hair which defies the laws of matter).

[saphyria]

Sunshine (sunbaked_baker)
Yrael (mogget_cat)
Zelgadiss (chime_ra_tilt)

[leeshajoy]

Sunshine: Hostess Twinkies. ;)

[damncompass]

Joshua Donovan (damncompass)
Helena Wells (timelessinventor)

Also, for the edification of the bar, Billy Mays' shirt is a Artifact. It makes you shout a lot about things, but everyone wants to go out and get whatever you're talking about.

[cook_the_rude]

Suggest something nice and silly and/or meta for Hannibal, please?

I see him endorsing his own literary endeavors...

[sunbaked_baker]

Persian Pickles: A Guide to the World's Best Paisley

Plaid for Fun and Profit

Hyooman Behavior: An Outsider's Perspective

Friendship: Is it quality?

His first book branching out from psychiatric journals, Having Friends for Dinner: A Guide to Hosting Memorable Meals, which details the best way to go about deciding on a theme for the meal, preparing fine food in advance and being able to table all dishes at the proper time, superior seating arrangements, meaningful music selections, and creative centerpieces.

[kd7sov]

I'll come back in several hours to see what I can come up with for others, but in the meantime...

Felix (venusadept_2)
Fluttershy (needs_fern)
Kain (baron_dragoon)
And, why not, I've almost got his voice anyway... Sazed (the_final_copperminds)

[leeshajoy]

Fluttershy: Iron Will motivational tapes.

[badinlatin]

Mal Reynolds
Sallie Reynolds
Carlisle Cullen
Iris
April Ludgate
And why not, The Phantom

[gavin62truck]

Mal: Cap'n Tightpants brand trousers

[souffle_girlek]

Ace (nitro_is_ace)
Katya (katyafeline)
Oswin/Clara (souffle_girlek)
Haymitch (pickledtribute)
Glorfindel (gondolin_noble)
Balthazar (777thdegree)
Bones McCoy (notabricklayer)

[a1enzo]

The Oswald of your choice: kitchenware.
Ace: Iceworld (or the café specifically).

[bjornwilde]

I might get a chance to play so:
Ben Grimm
Thalia Grace
Anton Gorodetsky
Hank McCoy
Jessica Drew

[sdelmonte]

Ben should be the spokesmodel for whatever store makes all those oversized trench coats he tends to be fond of.

[arrin]

AndrAIa
Remy Hadley
Kaidan Alenko
Marian Hawke
Kanaya Maryam


(At work, so responses may be slow.)

[a1enzo]

AndrAIa: your choice of (or, if you like, both) AndrAIa's Garage and FISH Queue frozen fish sticks. (I tried to resist, I really did.)

[genarti]

Oh, why not! Though I'm at work, so there'll undoubtedly be a delay.

River Tam (river_meimei)
Regan Tam (regan_tam)
Trowa Barton (3nanashi)
Thor Odinson (mjolnir_retriever)
Clare (demisemidemon)
Enjolras (pro_patria_mortuus, though he hasn't been in properly yet)

[sdelmonte]

Thor has to endorse the Stanley Tool Company's line of hammers, of course.

[1nv1nc1ble]

Invincible

[canadasgreatest]

{1} Spider Nancy brotherspider
{2} Cryptosporidium (The various Furon Crypto clones) whatsshakinpox
{3} Welman Matrix nullofscience
{4} Canada's greatest superhero, that scourge of the underworld, hunter of those who prey upon the innocent, that marvelous masked mystery man known only as...The Red Panda! canadasgreatest

[boomsticking]

Jules!
Clem!
Dixie!
Pinkie!