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[themightyspazz]

Sleep-deprived. Caffeine-infused. Pissed over several dozen aborted chess matches. You understand.

From innerbrat:

IC Shag Marry Cliff.

Post in with your characters. People tag you with three other characters (canon, in bar, historical w/e). Your character has to pick one to have a one night stand with, one to have and to hold, and the third one gets thrown off a cliff.

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[themightyspazz]

Voodoo (boston_bruiser)
Mako (fantasticfireferret)
John Marston (bornuntotrouble)

Voodoo

[notinthebook]

Ellen, Korra, Tommy.

[damncompass]

I'm going to regret this, aren't I?

Joshua: damncompass (Just, please please please don't include his sister, thanks.)
Helena: timelessinventor

Fantine's sitting this one out. She's had enough sex for a while, thanks.

Joshua

[thebesteverseen]

Helena, Red, Snow

[thebesteverseen]

bright_daughter | Star (Tarot)
queenofmay | Maid Marian (BBC Robin Hood)
heartofthedream | Jean Grey | Phoenix (X-Men)
themidnightson | Edward Cullen (Twilight)
tobeclosetohim | Jo Harvelle (Supernatural)
real_or_notreal | Peeta Mellark (Hunger Games)
the_fairest | Snow White | Mary Margaret Blanchard (Once Upon a Time)
thebesteverseen | Lt. Commander Steve McGarrett (Five-0)
27yrsandwelldoitagain | Audrey Parker (Haven)

Audrey

[notinthebook]

Duke, Nathan, Chris Brody.

[haole_cop]

Danny Williams haole_cop
Emma Swan notinthebook
Jack Twist jack_f_twist
Caspian the_seafarer
Wolfwood fullofmercy
Nathan Wuornos dont_feel_it

Emma

[thebesteverseen]

Graham, August, Neal

[spit_it_out]

Gene Hunt the_gene_genie
Bruce Banner master_bruce
Bruce Wayne spit_it_out
*cackle* Javert never_shall_yield

Javert

[damncompass]

Enjolras, Valjean, Marius

[aberration]

Elle (ellectrical)
Asami Sato (mix_it_up)
Katara (haventlosthope)
Marceline (notsweetenough)
Hiccup (first_to_ride)
Leslie Knope (friendswaffleswork)
Manny Calavera (thisgrimfandango)

Elle

[thebesteverseen]

X-23, Peter, Sylas

[bcgphoenix]

Felix Gaeta (mr_gaeta)
Olivia Dunham (flip_the_lights)
Bolin (a_bolin_stone)
The Trickster (changeinasnap)

Gaeta

[mighty_avenger]

Starbuck, Apollo, Helo

[alexiscartwheel]

Carol Danvers mighty_avenger
Lady Mary Crawley lady_mary
Stiles Stilinski whatisastiles

Stiles

[notinthebook]

Lydia, Scott, Danny.

[camwyn]

Adrian Shephard (hecu_marine)
Varric Tethras (igetthatalot)
BLU Medic (hands_of_blu)
Ellen Park (aaaaaaaagh_sky) (NB: Ellen's flailing enough about this in my head that there is a very good chance the 'one night stand' option would involve going bowling and not a whole lot else)


As for the others: Ray is married, Gordon is married, Mordin is a six foot space newt from a species where the sex drive is entirely driven by societal pressures unless an asari is pulling something weird in the vicinity, and I haven't watched enough Santo movies to know his tastes yet. But whatever they were, he'd have the mask on the whole time.

Ellen

[cameoflage]

Three Dog, Butch, Gob

[the_lioness]

Alan(na) of Trebond the_lioness
Jim Craig snowy_river_man
Grace Hanadarko headed4hell

[mighty_avenger]

Your priiiiince
Aang
Stiles

*cackles*

[kd7sov]

Eh, may as well.

Felix (venusadept_2)
Fluttershy (needs_fern)
Kain (baron_dragoon)

And, optionally, Sazed (the_final_copperminds)

Fluttershy

[thebesteverseen]

Apple Jack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity

[innerbrat]

Niccolo Machiavelli (auraofmystery)
Teresa of the Faint Smile (cantdiequiteyet)
Dick Grayson
OR
Robin (specify) (daringyoungman)
Korra (gottadealwithit)
Renee Montoya (interrogoiterum)
Marguerite Blakeney (renegadeheart)
Dinah Lance (raptorcanaria)
Melaka Fray (slayer_fray)
Will Turner (turned_captain)

(Aaaaaaging Dicks up for this, obvs.)

[try_corsets]

I was going to put Lizzie up there, but let's be honest: she'd throw everyone but Will over the cliff at this point.

[varadia]

Raven (creator_raven)
X-23 (cutting_edgex23)
Michael the Archangel (theunsmiling)
Nynaeve al'Meara (not_only_wisdom)
Wonder Woman (themysciran_diana)
Sam Tyler (di_or_dci)
Galadan (wolflord_andain)
Dean Winchester (hopeitsworthit)

Diana

[innerbrat]

Bruce, Kal, Wally.

[bjornwilde]

I am laughing as all my pups have canon specific romances or are out of the playing field--well, except for Val--but anyway:
Ben Grimm (ever_lovin)
Hank McCoy (no_more_hiding)
Jessica Drew (justdyedit)
Val von Doom (time_dancer)
Thalia Grace (chameno_koritsi)
Quinlan Vos (the_force_abides)
Anton Gorodetsky (melomancer)
Andrea Nash (masterofgunfu)

And for extra credit:
Dr. Stephen Strange, Kate Kane (Batwoman), or Joshua Nolan (Defiance).

Thalia

[damncompass]

Aphrodite, Apollo, Ares

[gavin62truck]

Just this guy.

[spit_it_out]

Voodoo, Clementine, Gene.

:D

[not_my_sandbox]

fairy_fixit is the only one I can answer this legitimately for.

Special challenge for Amascut (death_gone_mad): Who wouldn't she cliff? It's the foundation of every happy marriage and one night stand!

[cameoflage]

This should be entertaining.

Dr Thurlow
Aradia Megido

Dr. Thurlow

[jothra]

Your choices:

That creepy guy who shows up when your Nightmares get too high
The Mercies
Jack of Smiles

:D?

[presspasskey]

Only Lois Lane qualifies, as non-Kitai options for Tavi would all get cliffed--by Kitai.

[gavin62truck]

Clark Kent, Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne

[1nv1nc1ble]

Oh, sure. Why not?

Mwhahahah

[bjornwilde]

Dinah Lance, Diana Prince, Carol Danvers.

[mnt_mike]

Michaelangelo
Raphael
Splinter
Aang (HE'S TWELEVE...unless he's not. I suppose that's up to you to specify.)
Bumi
Ida
The Rogue Oompa Loompas

Raph

[the_lioness]

Ahem.

Alanna, Adam, Raven.

*RUNS AWAY*

[golden_lyre]

Just this one.

[misslucyjane]

Apollo, Teja, Eric Northman.

(Why no, this isn't rigged at all, what do you mean?)

[souffle_girlek]

Alright, pulling out the short list today:

Oswin and/or Clara (souffle_girlek)
Katya (katyafeline)
Ace (nitro_is_ace)
Bones (notabricklayer)

Katya

[ceitfianna]

Natasha, Anton, Skellig

[jjprobert]

Jack West (againsttherules)
Erik Selvig (ask_the_right_questions)
Max Epper (max_epper)
Alfred Pennyworth (battle_butler)

Alfred

[defiantsheriff]

M (most recent James Bond), Helen Mirren, or Jarvis (Avengers comics).

[genarti]

River Tam (river_meimei)
Thor Odinson (mjolnir_retriever)

I'm leaving off the others because they're either happily monogamous (Regan, Trowa) or have zero interest in one night stands (Clare, Enjolras who would be extremely pissy at the very suggestion of his participation this entire game).

[cantdiequiteyet]

I think you listed Clare under the wrong category there.

[ikissdhimbck]

Excuse me, I was just looking for the surplus canning equipment.





Um. What have I stumbled into?

[themightyspazz]

:D!

John Marston, Tommy Gavin, Jim Craig.