DE: He was my Father's Sister's Cousin's Pet!

[bjornwilde]

 Quoth the wedic :

Imagine that characters of your choice (doesn't have to be one you play) are appearing on one of those talk shows where they all argue it out. Come up with a one liner that describes their outrageous scenario, then other people guess what canon/character you are talking about.

E.g. "My father picked his new partner over me - she wants to kill me because she's jealous of my looks!" (Snow White)

Comments

[not_my_sandbox]

"My brother's new friends did horrible things to me and my family doesn't even care!"

[death_gone_mad]

Eh, since no one is guessing, why not reveal the secret guest waiting backstage?

"My dad likes his pets more than me!"

[bjornwilde]

"I went up into space and all I got to show for it is this skin condition."

[shinyhappygoth]

Not sure this even counts as guessing. ;-)

[bjornwilde]

You know, I was so distracted from work I didn't even notice the guessing part of the game until this afternoon and figured it was too late.

[leeshajoy]

"My brother's fiancee is an evil impostor draining his life force!"

[shinyhappygoth]

Twilight!

[gavin62truck]

"My brother was sleeping with my ex-wife behind my back, but now I'm sleeping with her behind his back, too, and also his ex-wife just to spite them both, but now my ex-wife is pregnant and we don't know whose kid it is!"

...Yeah, I'm just gonna say that this is Tommy's life.

[aaaaaaaagh_sky]

"My father had me living a lie for the first nineteen years of my life!"

[minkhollow]

::just... leaves the plot of 4x20 here::

Things I'm not doing: going through the backstory contortions necessary to make that work.

[ceitfianna]

"My sister ran away with my partner."

[bjornwilde]

"My mother was forced into a marriage by my abusive Aunt!"

[bjornwilde]

"I caught him sleeping with a Russian mob boss's ex-trophy girl. He's lucky I didn't venom blast him."

[loki_of_sassgaard]

"My dad's a murdering psychopath and my best friend shot up half the village!"



...You know what, no. There's no possible way I can make canon sound any more ridiculous than it already is.

[guppy_sandhu]

Hah, I actually know the answer to on XD

[loki_of_sassgaard]

Yeah, I couldn't disguise this one if I tried. XD

[loki_of_sassgaard]

"He's a lying, manipulative, addict and yet I still do everything he says and get surprised when the night goes more fuckup than anyone could possibly imagine."

[guppy_sandhu]

Sherlock or House?

[loki_of_sassgaard]

Neither, actually. It's one of the five I play in the bar.

[mmexlibris]

"I was shot in the head, time traveled back to my childhood, lived another three years in the past, fell in love with a man who was also shot in the head only long before I was ever born, and then I found out, no, I really was just dead all along."

"Worked hard in my organization, got cheated out of my entire life's earnings, had my leg shot off by cannon, and stole my boss's parrot."

[loki_of_sassgaard]

"He's a lying, manipulative, thief and yet I still do everything he says and get surprised when the night goes more fuckup than anyone could possibly imagine."

[loki_of_sassgaard]

And one more, for the hell of it.

"Nothing I do is ever good enough to please my adoptive father, so is it any wonder I ran away and joined the army, joined the circus, became a pirate, and took up acting?"

[bbq_platypus]

"My wife stabbed me in the back and ran off with another guy and a hermaphrodite! Now my old drinking buddy wants revenge!"

[shinyhappygoth]

It's late in the day, but to challenge you, here are a couple of non-pups:

1. "My husband is 39 years older than me—and when he met me, he thought I was a boy!"

2. "My mother has bipolar disorder, and everyone else has told her I'm dead!"

[hasthehighground]

1. ... Viola?

[shinyhappygoth]

'Fraid not! I should probably offer a hint: 1 is from literature, 2 is from theatre.