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[lifethatisscratched]

Why is it that the majority of my bad decisions come after midnight?

And why do they always involve food?

From vance_prime:

So let's talk about Machine of Death. The premise is simple: There is a machine which, given a blood sample, will dispense a card on which is printed that person's cause of death, in the form of a single word or short phrase. It doesn't tell you where or when you will die, just how. The cause of death is frequently ambiguous, oblique, or even deliberately misleading; "OLD AGE," for example, may mean exactly that, or it may mean that you will be killed by a senior citizen. The only consistent factor is that the machine is never wrong.

So, what does your pup's card say? I realize a lot of pups don't have a canon death scene (yet), so feel free to get speculative.

Comments

[death_fangirl]

EXPLOSION

[vance_prime]

The machine could also say "HONEY" if it was feeling oblique, or "8ITCH" if it wanted to be really on the nose.

I almost put down COFFEE but the spider death is the soonest of Thurlow's deaths at the moment.

[doctorscaryteeth]

SPIDERS

(I could have tried to come up with the method of their permanent death, but I like it better this way.)

[misslucyjane]

Jack: FAMILY
Cecil: HOME
Lydia: (it's tempting to say FRIDGE.)
The Ice King: CROWN
Bilbo: SHORES
Steve: LOVE

I feel like I need some comfort food now.

[bbq_platypus]

Jim: REMAKE
Borgel: Either OLD AGE or TRAVEL
Leela: TIME
Kane: WHICH ONE?
Caius: SERVICE
Garyn: [NUMINIT]

[street_sparrow]

*cracks up at Kane's*

[jjprobert]

Ah ha ha ha, Garyn :D

[moonandstar]

Well, we really have no idea what happens to the Nerevarine. Besides "NOT OLD AGE."

[street_sparrow]

Giovanni: UNPRINTABLE
Sharpe: APPLES
Harry Callahan: TIME
Nancy: LOVE
Jonathan: FRIENDS Batya, don't give me the sad bunny
Michael Carpenter: GRANDCHILDREN
Roshaun: SUN
Norrington: SWORD
Gavroche: LOYALTY

[mmexlibris]

My secret inner Harry is LAUGHING at Michael's demise. <3<3<3

[street_sparrow]

:D

...any chance I could persuade you to bring out that inner Harry? My canonmates keep disappearing.

[mmexlibris]

>.>

I'm only up to Changes. And I haven't even test driven him. But! Keep an eye on Mixed Muses. You may have inspired me.

[street_sparrow]

Yay! But, uh, yeah, unless you start him off from some point in Changes, you do need to read Ghost Story and Cold Days. Especially Cold Days. eyes it

[mmexlibris]

I'm getting there! I've been mainlining the whole series on Audio. And not just because it's James Marsters reading it. >.>

[arrin]

Kaidan: REAPER
Hawke: POLITICS
Kanaya: The machine would hesitate for a long few minutes, groan, then finally eject +++ OUT OF HOPE ERROR. PLEASE REINSTALL UNIVERSE AND REBOOT +++

AndrAIa and Remy I'm not sure on, and am completely open to suggestions. Though, if Remy took the test before her Huntingtons was cured, she may have received something like INHERITANCE.