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ways_back_room2013-09-27 01:04 am
lifethatisscratched) wrote in ways_back_room2013-09-27 01:04 am
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Why is it that the majority of my bad decisions come after midnight?
And why do they always involve food?
Fromvance_prime:
So let's talk about Machine of Death. The premise is simple: There is a machine which, given a blood sample, will dispense a card on which is printed that person's cause of death, in the form of a single word or short phrase. It doesn't tell you where or when you will die, just how. The cause of death is frequently ambiguous, oblique, or even deliberately misleading; "OLD AGE," for example, may mean exactly that, or it may mean that you will be killed by a senior citizen. The only consistent factor is that the machine is never wrong.
So, what does your pup's card say? I realize a lot of pups don't have a canon death scene (yet), so feel free to get speculative.
And why do they always involve food?
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vance_prime:So let's talk about Machine of Death. The premise is simple: There is a machine which, given a blood sample, will dispense a card on which is printed that person's cause of death, in the form of a single word or short phrase. It doesn't tell you where or when you will die, just how. The cause of death is frequently ambiguous, oblique, or even deliberately misleading; "OLD AGE," for example, may mean exactly that, or it may mean that you will be killed by a senior citizen. The only consistent factor is that the machine is never wrong.
So, what does your pup's card say? I realize a lot of pups don't have a canon death scene (yet), so feel free to get speculative.
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(You are not sorry at all. *giggling*)
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