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[lifethatisscratched]

Why is it that the majority of my bad decisions come after midnight?

And why do they always involve food?

From vance_prime:

So let's talk about Machine of Death. The premise is simple: There is a machine which, given a blood sample, will dispense a card on which is printed that person's cause of death, in the form of a single word or short phrase. It doesn't tell you where or when you will die, just how. The cause of death is frequently ambiguous, oblique, or even deliberately misleading; "OLD AGE," for example, may mean exactly that, or it may mean that you will be killed by a senior citizen. The only consistent factor is that the machine is never wrong.

So, what does your pup's card say? I realize a lot of pups don't have a canon death scene (yet), so feel free to get speculative.

Comments

[saphyria]

Zelgadiss: HUMANITY

Yrael: TRANSFORMATION

Sunshine: VICTORY

[herr_bookman]

VICTORY - Augh, no!

And HUMANITY is just as bad.

[saphyria]

VICTORY - Augh, no!

You know it would, though. One way or another.

Zel finally finally finally regaining his human form - but having long gotten used to his nigh-impervious chimera body - will very likely cause his death. Even at eighteen he's forgotten what it's like not to break swords and deflect bullets.

[a1enzo]

Or, more philosophically, any human could theoretically draw HUMANITY.

[vance_prime]

Either that, or it takes a couple of centuries to find a cure, and just after he turns human he keels over from old age.