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[lifethatisscratched]

Why is it that the majority of my bad decisions come after midnight?

And why do they always involve food?

From vance_prime:

So let's talk about Machine of Death. The premise is simple: There is a machine which, given a blood sample, will dispense a card on which is printed that person's cause of death, in the form of a single word or short phrase. It doesn't tell you where or when you will die, just how. The cause of death is frequently ambiguous, oblique, or even deliberately misleading; "OLD AGE," for example, may mean exactly that, or it may mean that you will be killed by a senior citizen. The only consistent factor is that the machine is never wrong.

So, what does your pup's card say? I realize a lot of pups don't have a canon death scene (yet), so feel free to get speculative.

Comments

GUESS WHICH ONE IS WHICH

[innerbrat]

1. VIOLENCE
2. COMPASSION
3. CYCLING
4. HEART
5. CURIOSITY
6. OWN HAND
7. DESTINY
8. MYSTERY
9. FAMILY

Re: GUESS WHICH ONE IS WHICH

[street_sparrow]

Heart has to be Will. Unless it's family.

[innerbrat]

Ha ha, no Will is OWN HAND, given that he made the sword that killed him.

Re: GUESS WHICH ONE IS WHICH

[bjornwilde]

I'm saying number 5 is Renee, though 8 could be just as well.

[innerbrat]

CURIOSITY is right for Renee. (Lucky I don't play Selina Kyle, really.)

[baptizemyself]

I would have picked destiny for Renee. There was that whole thing with the spear...

6 has got to be DEATH, surely?

[innerbrat]

Death's not on there, cause he's not an active pup :-(

DESTINY is Mel. OWN HAND is Will, cause y'know, he made the sword.

Re: GUESS WHICH ONE IS WHICH

[lifethatisscratched]

DESTINY is Korra.

AND NOW YOU'VE MADE ME SAD. *POUTS LOUDLY*

[innerbrat]

Nnnnnnnnope. Korra is CYCLING. Cause, think about it.

[lifethatisscratched]

Oh dammit.



I'M STILL SAD THO. *POUTS LOUDLY*