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[lifethatisscratched]

Why is it that the majority of my bad decisions come after midnight?

And why do they always involve food?

From vance_prime:

So let's talk about Machine of Death. The premise is simple: There is a machine which, given a blood sample, will dispense a card on which is printed that person's cause of death, in the form of a single word or short phrase. It doesn't tell you where or when you will die, just how. The cause of death is frequently ambiguous, oblique, or even deliberately misleading; "OLD AGE," for example, may mean exactly that, or it may mean that you will be killed by a senior citizen. The only consistent factor is that the machine is never wrong.

So, what does your pup's card say? I realize a lot of pups don't have a canon death scene (yet), so feel free to get speculative.

Comments

[damncompass]

*gigglefits massively at 'irrelevant'*

And oh, Rebecca.

[minkhollow]

It means more in the context of 'tell the world the great god Pan is dead,' and he hopes it never comes to pass, but there you have it.