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ways_back_room2013-09-27 01:04 am
lifethatisscratched) wrote in ways_back_room2013-09-27 01:04 am
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Why is it that the majority of my bad decisions come after midnight?
And why do they always involve food?
Fromvance_prime:
So let's talk about Machine of Death. The premise is simple: There is a machine which, given a blood sample, will dispense a card on which is printed that person's cause of death, in the form of a single word or short phrase. It doesn't tell you where or when you will die, just how. The cause of death is frequently ambiguous, oblique, or even deliberately misleading; "OLD AGE," for example, may mean exactly that, or it may mean that you will be killed by a senior citizen. The only consistent factor is that the machine is never wrong.
So, what does your pup's card say? I realize a lot of pups don't have a canon death scene (yet), so feel free to get speculative.
And why do they always involve food?
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vance_prime:So let's talk about Machine of Death. The premise is simple: There is a machine which, given a blood sample, will dispense a card on which is printed that person's cause of death, in the form of a single word or short phrase. It doesn't tell you where or when you will die, just how. The cause of death is frequently ambiguous, oblique, or even deliberately misleading; "OLD AGE," for example, may mean exactly that, or it may mean that you will be killed by a senior citizen. The only consistent factor is that the machine is never wrong.
So, what does your pup's card say? I realize a lot of pups don't have a canon death scene (yet), so feel free to get speculative.
no subject
(Once it would have read 'KNIFE' but since Chloe already brought her back from that, probably one of those. Oh Smallville.)
Tavi: CHOICE
Next month's preview: END
I refuse to consider Henry until canon tells me things, sob OUaT whyyyy.