There's one chain-smoking fireman and one nerdy girl (a very incongruous pair they make) sitting at a table, watching footage of last night's hockey game on a laptop, and enthusiastically hollering, whooping, shouting, and cursing at the screen. Thing is, no matter how loud they scream at the players, they still can't hear them.

She's wearing a Rangers jersey. That's her costume, because it's kind of ridiculous to be a Rangers fan right now.